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2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I see the DT crew is showing up to neg people and then they run back to talk about how badly they got negged and attacked. 

They have their little moments. Best to just let it be. 

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6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Good lord, you are a relentlessly stupid person.  I mean, you can't even try to insult me without getting the facts wrong.  You're just pathologically stunted.

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5 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

Sorry, that hurt your feelings.

It’s ok. Just get some sleep and you will feel better tomorrow.

4 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

It's a great time when it's rambunctious.

Kinda sad you didn't play this one

 

 

 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Take it however you want. 

Want to know what I resent?  I resent the irreparable damage your party has done to this country.  And I resent the entire bullshit fake patriotic, fake religious moral high ground marketing campaign they've used to dupe a bunch of idiots into voting for them so they can get rich off of the military-industrial complex.  Joe Biden made a mistake.  There's no question.  But Bush, Cheney, et al knew exactly what they were doing.  And you still can't see it, can you?

Half of that same shit you said I can claim about the democrat party minus the patriotic stuff for sure. Both parties have profited off of the MIC and I can provide facts if you like so don't blame just Republicans for that BS. I have and always drawn the line at Pro Choice. I cannot and will not ever support anyone from a part that supports, condones and promotes the murder of unborn children in the mother's womb. You have a right to prevent unwanted pregnancy, not end it. Once you conceive, it is no longer only your body. Draw you lines where you like, I'll take the moral high road on that one.

LMAO.  You are such a sucker.  Trump would have botched this exponentially worse.  It was already an impossible task -- there could be no "good" outcome.  You know this, you're just a sycophant for Trump and the MAGAts.  Fuck that.  Grow up.

Well I guess if you say so, then I’ll buy it. Maybe he’d have 100 bodies falling off of planes, negative eleventy questions answered at press conferences, he would’ve called negative infinity world leaders, and he’d be at Maralago instead of camp David.
1 minute ago, Longhornlove said:

I have and always drawn the line at Pro Choice. I cannot and will not ever support anyone from a part that supports, condones and promotes the murder of unborn children in the mother's womb. You have a right to prevent unwanted pregnancy, not end it. Once you conceive, it is no longer only your body. Draw you lines where you like, I'll take the moral high road on that one.

Now you have fucking done it man. Here we go. 

Just now, Anastasis said:

Now you have fucking done it man. Here we go. 

Slorched?

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Now you have fucking done it man. Here we go. 

Let it go.

 

Republicans are amazing, man.
You're literally pretending to give half a shit about the plight of the poor Afghans that Joe Biden abandoned to the Taliban.  But you didn't care one inch about the hundreds of thousands of Iraqi civilians Bush and Cheney had killed, by us, right around the time they got us into the clusterfuck in Afghanistan.  You celebrated "Shock and Awe," but this, no this is a real travesty.
You're full of shit and you're completely transparent.  

I guess I’ll wait and see who on here thought Iraq was a good idea. Nice pivot
1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

Let it go.

 

3 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

See, this is the Cloak Room as it’s meant to be.

If CR was more like this, I'd bet that it would help with the CRing of DT. This is pretty good.

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


I guess I’ll wait and see who on here thought Iraq was a good idea. Nice pivot

Yeah just noticed how he tried to twist the narrative there but really didn't affect me because I've worked in both countries. IMHO, we didn't have sufficient evidence to go into Iraq but I do firmly believe they will be better off in the long run. Really good people there with a good infrastructure. The withdrawal was hasty and we were fortunate there wasn't someone there just waiting to fill the void. It took months for that to happen. Afghanistan was a no win situation when it comes to nation building, they are living too far in the past, like hundreds of years.

Just shut up.  It's beyond tiring debating the latest dipshit bringing the hot take about Biden's diminished mental faculties.  You're not capable of actually assessing what is playing out right in front of your face.  You're being manipulated. 
And in case you feel the need to carry this further, I'm out.  I don't keep a running scorecard like some around here, so if you suck me back in tomorrow, I plead the 5th, but for tonight, fuck off.

Such an angry little guy. Lmao
1 minute ago, workswithseed said:

If CR was more like this, I'd bet that it would help with the CRing of DT. This is pretty good.

Pot of queso at the end of the bar imo. 

[mention=4708]Longhornlove[/mention] in just the last two decades republicans have gotten tens of thousands of americans killed through wars of choice and cheerled a virus that has nearly killed more americans than all Americans KIA through all time but they're the ones who are pro life.  go fuck yourself.  your morality is bullshit.
 

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28 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Pot of queso at the end of the bar imo. 

 

Pretty sure that was on the jukebox. Not 100% certain, its been over a decade, but I want to believe. 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Pretty sure that was on the jukebox. Not 100% certain, its been over a decade, but I want to believe. 

Back when people could really sing.

One of my earliest memories in life is a kenny rogers 8 track in my moms mazda rx7. 

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

One of my earliest memories in life is a kenny rogers 8 track in my moms mazda rx7. 

My mom loved Kenny and John Denver. And yeah it was either an 8 track in the car or vinyl  at the house.

8 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


This is weird. Where are you going with this about my penis

You’re an angry virgin not to be taken seriously

7 hours ago, elfenix said:

[mention=4708]Longhornlove[/mention] in just the last two decades republicans have gotten tens of thousands of americans killed through wars of choice and cheerled a virus that has nearly killed more americans than all Americans KIA through all time but they're the ones who are pro life.  go fuck yourself.  your morality is bullshit.
 
 

Republicans are responsible for all that......soley?......wow, thanks for enlightening me. Are we responsible for the Spanish flu, WWI and II as well? How about Aids, go ahead and throw that in there with anything else in your blame stew.

Republicans actually are responsible for completely ignoring the AIDS epidemic for the better part of a decade.

7 hours ago, elfenix said:

[mention=4708]Longhornlove[/mention] in just the last two decades republicans have gotten tens of thousands of americans killed through wars of choice and cheerled a virus that has nearly killed more americans than all Americans KIA through all time but they're the ones who are pro life.  go fuck yourself.  your morality is bullshit.
 
 

Oh and if it's a numbers game, not sure you want to call yourself a winner but the number of abortions performed each year far exceed war, COVID flu and anything else. The numbers are staggering honestly. I felt slimy enough looking them up much less posting them.

Almost all national politicians (with a few exceptions like Ron Paul, Barbara Lee and Bernie) love war.  Supporting endless war is our most notable source of bipartisanship.  

 

1 minute ago, Longhornlove said:

Oh and if it's a numbers game, not sure you want to call yourself a winner but the number of abortions performed each year far exceed war, COVID flu and anything else. The numbers are staggering honestly. I felt slimy enough looking them up much less posting them.

The U.S. and the world at large would significantly benefit if we increased abortion levels tenfold. 

3 minutes ago, alincoln said:

The U.S. and the world at large would significantly benefit if we increased abortion levels tenfold. 

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8 hours ago, Anastasis said:

One of my earliest memories in life is a kenny rogers 8 track in my moms mazda rx7. 

My college roommate had a red B13.  That was a fun car.

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Oh and if it's a numbers game, not sure you want to call yourself a winner but the number of abortions performed each year far exceed war, COVID flu and anything else. The numbers are staggering honestly. I felt slimy enough looking them up much less posting them.
Isn't this where we make a quip about if abortion is outlawed then only criminals will have abortion?

Support for things that would reduce abortion, such as proper sex education, universal prenatal healthcare, universal childcare, etc., are almost wholly without support in the Republican party. That's because Republicans are not pro life, they are merely anti choice.

So you can go fuck yourself with your numbers comparison because the Republican party doesn't do shit to actually reduce the numbers. It's not interested in that. It's just interested in votes from suckers like you who put less thought and consideration into their political beliefs than a 5-year-old does about picking his nose.
46 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Oh and if it's a numbers game, not sure you want to call yourself a winner but the number of abortions performed each year far exceed war, COVID flu and anything else. The numbers are staggering honestly. I felt slimy enough looking them up much less posting them.

It's funny that the states who insist on no sex ed and hate abortion have the highest abortion rates and universally GOP leadership. Ever wonder why?

56 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Republicans are responsible for all that......soley?.

Basically.

 

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Who knows though.  Maybe it is a rural versus urban thing, and that doesn't show up at the state level?  Hm. Well, no it isn't that either.  No matter the size of the county, if you vote democratic, you fight the pandemic.  If you vote republican, you cheer for it.

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Of course, Republicans are probably just offsetting their refusal to get vaccines with responsible mask usage 

 

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No.  Wait.  Mask hurt facey.

 

Of course, it might be more correlation than causation.  They aren't vaccine hesitant because they are Republican, they are Republican AND they are vaccine hesitant because they are the easily manipulated uneducated.

 

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But maybe they are right.  There really isn't any evidence that having a vaccine benefits the country.

 

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You're right about not being responsible for the Spanish Flu however.  The current brand of Republican is so much stupider than anyone in any party 100 years ago that your forebears didn't fight against efforts to survive.

 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Longhornlove said:

Oh and if it's a numbers game, not sure you want to call yourself a winner but the number of abortions performed each year far exceed war, COVID flu and anything else. The numbers are staggering honestly. I felt slimy enough looking them up much less posting them.

Dude, I don't know how to break this to you, but Republicans don't care about abortion. Sure, you'll get the occasional attempt at laws outlawing it in some of the backwoods states, but, on a national level, they're smart enough to realize that abortion isn't going anywhere. We're not going backwards. All that they care about is going through the motions just enough to keep the religious types and single-issue voters voting straight party ticket.

6 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

This article offered an insight on Biden and his long history of pretty disastrous foreign policy/war decisions.  https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2021/08/biden-afghanistan-record/619799/

Not sure I agree with it, entirely, but it is consistent with the major knock on him:  lifelong politician.

Biden deserves plenty of criticism for how we've bungled the withdrawal (though I think much of the focus should be on the Pentagon, we know Biden wasn't planning logistics), but I'll be goddamned if I'm going to recognize any from any of the fucking ghouls who happily worked for the Bush administration.

13 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Dude, I don't know how to break this to you, but Republicans don't care about abortion. Sure, you'll get the occasional attempt at laws outlawing it in some of the backwoods states, but, on a national level, they're smart enough to realize that abortion isn't going anywhere. We're not going backwards. All that they care about is going through the motions just enough to keep the religious types and single-issue voters voting straight party ticket.

You are referring to the Politicians not the constituents I assume. It is a taboo subject for sure. I realize it isn't going anywhere because it is taboo, they won't risk any swing votes. Does it make it right. No, not in my opinion. Opinions are like assholes though. Everybody has one.

1 hour ago, alincoln said:

The U.S. and the world at large would significantly benefit if we increased abortion levels tenfold. 

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22 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

This article offered an insight on Biden and his long history of pretty disastrous foreign policy/war decisions.  https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2021/08/biden-afghanistan-record/619799/

Not sure I agree with it, entirely, but it is consistent with the major knock on him:  lifelong politician.

I've said it a few times before, but it's truly embarrassing as a country that we put ourselves in a position where 90 year old, milquetoast Joe Biden was, by far, the better choice in a Presidential election. While it's certainly nice to worry a little less about how the current President is going to chip away at democracy this week or who his most adamant followers are going to harass next, I don't think any of us are expecting anything great to come out of these four years. A lifelong politician with no history of thinking outside of the box. I'd say that I hope he doesn't run in 2024, but, again, the alternatives will probably be much worse. Any "interesting" Democrat who leans a touch progressive will get crushed*, and no Republican who doesn't fully embrace MAGA will get the nomination for many years. Fun times.

*By the DNC well before they get the chance at a national election.

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10 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Biden deserves plenty of criticism for how we've bungled the withdrawal (though I think much of the focus should be on the Pentagon, we know Biden wasn't planning logistics), but I'll be goddamned if I'm going to recognize any from any of the fucking ghouls who happily worked for the Bush administration.

conservative think tank guy and speechwriter for 3 of the past 4 GOP presidents. Yawn 

9 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

You know there's an abortion thread. 

I'm done, thanks though.

6 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I've said it a few times before, but it's truly embarrassing as a country that we put ourselves in a position where 90 year old, milquetoast Joe Biden was, by far, the better choice in a Presidential election. While it's certainly nice to worry a little less about how the current President is going to chip away at democracy this week or who his most adamant followers are going to harass next, I don't think any of us are expecting anything great to come out of these four years. A lifelong politician with no history of thinking outside of the box. I'd say that I hope he doesn't run in 2024, but, again, the alternatives will probably be much worse. Any "interesting" Democrat who leans a touch progressive will get crushed, and no Republican who doesn't fully embrace MAGA will get the nomination for many years. Fun times.

Yeah. I said to my wife that someone graduates from Yale Harvard Columbia and Stanford number 1 every year.  Where are these people?  How did the bench get so short?

3 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

You’re an angry virgin not to be taken seriously

I believe the term you're looking for is incel.

If there's one thing the mainstream media loves, it's American empire:

 

 

29 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

If there's one thing the mainstream media loves, it's American empire:

 

 

sounds "vast right wing conspiracy" -esque

Judd Legum is a solid reporter.

Think about it for a minute, how often do you see people opposing US intervention on cable news networks, either as hosts or guests?

47 minutes ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

Yeah. I said to my wife that someone graduates from Yale Harvard Columbia and Stanford number 1 every year.  Where are these people?  How did the bench get so short?

Staying the fuck away from politics. Hard to make a compelling argument that intelligent, successful people with options should dip their toes in politics. There are for more rewarding avenues for civic service for those with means.

59 minutes ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

Yeah. I said to my wife that someone graduates from Yale Harvard Columbia and Stanford number 1 every year.  Where are these people?  How did the bench get so short?

Why do only people who went to elite ivy league universities need to be President? 

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