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22 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

What failure? We left a stupid pointless war and saved 125k lives. That’s Mount Rushmore worthy. 

His job is to protect Americans and grow the economy. In order to do so, vaccines are necessary in a worldwide pandemic. 

Fuck you. If you don’t like it, move. 

He's doing a fantastic job of that.  He's really got that inflation under control.  It's all transitory, right?

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19 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Every time a CR regular can’t come up with anything or substance, they play the troll card.

Arrogance is fat fuck, Turkey neck, bitch tit made for TV scientists telling you how to a stay healthy


Arrogance is bribing NYers with shake shack coupons so you can take the shot

Want to not stay divided? Tell the people “the vaccines available to everybody. We encourage everybody over 70 to get it. We encourage everybody with more than 2 comorbidities to get it.” List the fucking comorbidities that most covid deaths are associated with.

Nobody likes being told what to do. It doesn’t work when you start doubling and tripling down the stupidity when you do start telling them. You all know this.

Holy shit, dude. What the fuck happened to you? Your brain done broke.

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Holy shit, dude. What the fuck happened to you? Your brain done broke.

Lol, seriously.  From out of left field, Minnesota guy that usually posts fairly benign stuff about weather and football, finds out Joe Biden fucked his mom or something.

Lol, seriously.  From out of left field, Minnesota guy that usually posts fairly benign stuff about weather and football, finds out Joe Biden fucked his mom or something.

You guys…this idiot can’t lead our country. He can’t answer questions without being screened or approval of questions. If trump had done ANY of this, this place would be on fire more than it was the last 4 years.

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Holy shit, dude. What the fuck happened to you? Your brain done broke.

Is that it? Why? Ever hear a higher up tell others to get healthy? Bribes to take a shot was fucking stupid to begin with.

What is wrong with you?

Wow… yeah. MN went full on GQP Trumper spectrum. 

2 minutes ago, YChang said:

Wow… yeah. MN went full on GQP Trumper spectrum. 

It actually tickles me because he was puffing his chest out two weeks ago telling all of us he was the smart one here and he was going to treat Biden the same way the mean libtards on here treated Trump. Yet he's the one melting down. It's beautiful. 

Wow… yeah. MN went full on GQP Trumper spectrum. 

It’s like none of y’all have been reading his posts for the last 18 months. This isn’t new.
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41 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Nobody likes being told what to do.

Deep.

3 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:


It’s like none of y’all have been reading his posts for the last 18 months. This isn’t new.

Well… I didn’t. And it seemed like only yesterday where it was mainly posts about that one D2 school’s football program he admired, the bus business, and other slice of life stuff.  Not this, churlish and angry persona. <shrug>

27 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

He's doing a fantastic job of that.  He's really got that inflation under control.  It's all transitory, right?

It’s sure as shit better than it was under the previous president. Inflation has been going for on 3 years. At least lumber is somewhat under control now and the oil industry can not go bankrupt. 

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1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


You guys…this idiot can’t lead our country. He can’t answer questions without being screened or approval of questions. If trump had done ANY of this, this place would be on fire more than it was the last 4 years.

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This is pretty amazing.  Did...were you under a rock for the past 5 years?  

Maybe MN just wants a pretty please with sugar on top before he'll get the fucking vax.


1 hour ago, YChang said:

Well… I didn’t. And it seemed like only yesterday where it was mainly posts about that one D2 school’s football program he admired, the bus business, and other slice of life stuff.  Not this, churlish and angry persona. <shrug>

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Imagine having 3 vaccines, treatments, an entire year natural infections than you did a year ago and there’s still 120k more cases than sept 9, 2020.



He’s working!

Cases?! Cases?!

If there’s one thing we should know by now is that cases is a worthless metric. At times, you probably have parroted that talking point. Under Trump, when cases were rising, for instance.

Let’s be real: 19/20 of the states with the most people hospitalized per capita are run by the GOP. They are making it harder to accurately log data, to get tested, to enforce private and public mask mandates, and to follow the 200-year tradition of mandating vaccinations.

Your far right media is looping Russian active measures campaign against the efficacy of vaccines.

So, like what policy should Biden be doing to keep cases down? That would be palatable to your people?
26 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Ever hear a higher up tell others to get healthy?

Yes. For more than 20 years as a commercial truck driver working for private companies and mandated by the federal government. You get a DOT physical every 2 years. Let your blood pressure, diabetes, etc... get out of control, you're out of work until they're reigned in. In fact, today I picked up a route because the regular driver had let his DOT card lapse. That's not even to mention yearly, federally mandated, randomized drug tests. It's been standard for decades. 

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It actually tickles me because he was puffing his chest out two weeks ago telling all of us he was the smart one here and he was going to treat Biden the same way the mean libtards on here treated Trump. Yet he's the one melting down. It's beautiful. 

PwNiNg ThE gQp BrO!!
27 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Imagine having 3 vaccines, treatments, an entire year natural infections than you did a year ago and there’s still 120k more cases than sept 9, 2020.



He’s working!

What? The Virus is working. It mutated and the new variant is more contagious than the alpha strain. It went from r of 2.5 to 6.5. That is pretty cray. If we were to control the virus then we can get ahead of the mutations that might be more contagious. We could be saving the lives of our people and getting closer to the normalcy we all crave. The longer this goes on, the more fucked the economy and the longer it will take to recover. We need everyone to move in the same direction. It is his fucking job to do that. You got vaccinated, good. Hate the man all you want and call him a loser fuck BUT don't spread shit that might influence your neighbors or family members to not do the same. Don't thwart this nation's progress to get past this pandemic. 

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1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Distract the masses from his incredible Afghanistan failure. Fire up the mandates even tho covid is on the way down in most states.

 

54 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Imagine having 3 vaccines, treatments, an entire year natural infections than you did a year ago and there’s still 120k more cases than sept 9, 2020.



He’s working!

 

30 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Is that it? Why? Ever hear a higher up tell others to get healthy? Bribes to take a shot was fucking stupid to begin with.

What is wrong with you?

The mental gymnastics required to go from "He's only implementing mandates to distract from Afghanistan! Covid is on its way down!" to "Look how many cases there are! Biden is fucking up!" to "How dare he try to incentivize the idiots to get vaccinated, and reduce the cases!" all within half an hour...holy hell.

I implore you, man: expand your news' sources.

 

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51 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Imagine having 3 vaccines, treatments, an entire year natural infections than you did a year ago and there’s still 120k more cases than sept 9, 2020.



He’s working!

Goddamn you turned into a fucking moron.

16 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

It’s sure as shit better than it was under the previous president. Inflation has been going for on 3 years. At least lumber is somewhat under control now and the oil industry can not go bankrupt. 

You should really only consider talking about things that you know about.  Economics is not your strong subject.  How are those beef, poultry, and pork prices doing?

4 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

You should really only consider talking about things that you know about.  Economics is not your strong subject.  How are those beef, poultry, and pork prices doing?

I help run a state agency with a $2 billion budget. You?

I hope you realize part of those price increases are due to lower truck drivers, closed plants, lack of grocery workers, etc due to A PANDEMIC.  

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14 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

What? The Virus is working. It mutated and the new variant is more contagious than the alpha strain. It went from r of 2.5 to 6.5. That is pretty cray. If we were to control the virus then we can get ahead of the mutations that might be more contagious. We could be saving the lives of our people and getting closer to the normalcy we all crave. The longer this goes on, the more fucked the economy and the longer it will take to recover. We need everyone to move in the same direction. It is his fucking job to do that. You got vaccinated, good. Hate the man all you want and call him a loser fuck BUT don't spread shit that might influence your neighbors or family members to not do the same. Don't thwart this nation's progress to get past this pandemic. 

Annnd, the people who currently aren't vaccinated are also the ones that refuse to wear masks, social distance, generally stay home, and all the other things that kept the spread of the less contagious variant under some degree of control.  And who demanded that everything reopen.

2 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I help run a state agency with a $2 billion budget. You?

Cool.  Kind of reinforces the point that you don't have to know what the hell you're doing to work for government.  Just stay there long enough and you can make decisions with other people's money.


Cases?! Cases?!

If there’s one thing we should know by now is that cases is a worthless metric. At times, you probably have parroted that talking point. Under Trump, when cases were rising, for instance.

Let’s be real: 19/20 of the states with the most people hospitalized per capita are run by the GOP. They are making it harder to accurately log data, to get tested, to enforce private and public mask mandates, and to follow the 200-year tradition of mandating vaccinations.

Your far right media is looping Russian active measures campaign against the efficacy of vaccines.

So, like what policy should Biden be doing to keep cases down? That would be palatable to your people?

Deaths are also up by 2X the amount from last year. Worthless metric? That’s despite having a 3 vaccine rollout, better treatments and more people naturally infected

My policy? Back to normal. No masks on anything. No vaccine passport or mandates. If numbers are rising on all 3 metrics(hospitalizations, deaths and cases), to keep doing what we’re doing knowing the results is the definition of insanity. Fucking forcing people to take the vaccine isn’t the way. They know the risks.
The mental gymnastics required to go from "He's only implementing mandates to distract from Afghanistan! Covid is on its way down!" to "Look how many cases there are! Biden is fucking up!" to "How dare he try to incentivize the idiots to get vaccinated, and reduce the cases!" all within half an hour...holy hell.
I implore you, man: expand your news' sources.
 

I really am all over the place. What a shitty President that can’t fix anything we have.
3 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Cool.  Kind of reinforces the point that you don't have to know what the hell you're doing to work for government.  Just stay there long enough and you can make decisions with other people's money.

We get zero tax money and have no state budget line items. Keep trying. 

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

And he's still going folks.  That last one was a doozy.

It is contradictory to say the least. 

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Deaths are also up by 2X the amount from last year. Worthless metric? That’s despite having a 3 vaccine rollout, better treatments and more people naturally infected

My policy? Back to normal. No masks on anything. No vaccine passport or mandates. If numbers are rising on all 3 metrics(hospitalizations, deaths and cases), to keep doing what we’re doing knowing the results is the definition of insanity. Fucking forcing people to take the vaccine isn’t the way. They know the risks.

Please compare the death and hospitalization rates among vaccinated vs. unvaccinated and get back to me. We're only "doing what we’re doing knowing the results" because of a select group of people that needs to be minimized. I'd prefer that the minimization come from them getting vaccinated, but if you want to keep killing them, I suppose that's cool too.

 

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9 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Deaths are also up by 2X the amount from last year. Worthless metric? That’s despite having a 3 vaccine rollout, better treatments and more people naturally infected

My policy? Back to normal. No masks on anything. No vaccine passport or mandates. If numbers are rising on all 3 metrics(hospitalizations, deaths and cases), to keep doing what we’re doing knowing the results is the definition of insanity. Fucking forcing people to take the vaccine isn’t the way. They know the risks.

I’m actually with you on this. Only change I would make is if you are unvaccinated you get Gatorade Tylenol and sit your ass at home. You either live or die. Quit fucking up my hospitals

34 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


PwNiNg ThE gQp BrO!!

No, you're PWNING yourself just fine, genius. 

Please compare the death and hospitalization rates among vaccinated vs. unvaccinated and get back to me. We're only "doing what we’re doing knowing the results" because of a select group of people that needs to be minimized. I'd prefer that the minimization come from them getting vaccinated, but if you want to keep killing them, I suppose that's cool too.
 

There’s a widely available vaccine to everybody. Free. There’s literally nothing you else can do. Mandating the shit people obviously don’t want or they’d already have the shot will make things worse. Whether its uprising, a complete collapse of everything because workers give employers the [emoji1589]or whatever. This is an incredibly stupid fucking road Biden is choosing to go on. You think the public throwing a fit about masks is crazy….it’ll be peanuts when you start fucking with bank accounts, income, insurance. And some here are absolutely giddy for it. They want zero covid death protection from 100% vaccine distribution but also want the FAFO crowd to lose insurance and die.
38 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

You should really only consider talking about things that you know about.  Economics is not your strong subject.  How are those beef, poultry, and pork prices doing?

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2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


There’s a widely available vaccine to everybody. Free. There’s literally nothing you else can do. Mandating the shit people obviously don’t want or they’d already have the shot will make things worse. Whether its uprising, a complete collapse of everything because workers give employers the emoji1589.pngor whatever. This is an incredibly stupid fucking road Biden is choosing to go on. You think the public throwing a fit about masks is crazy….it’ll be peanuts when you start fucking with bank accounts, income, insurance. And some here are absolutely giddy for it. They want zero covid death protection from 100% vaccine distribution but also want the FAFO crowd to lose insurance and die.

Man what a long play just to burn another sock, GRUhorn 🥸

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Your reference game is Not great, Bob.
32 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Deaths are also up by 2X the amount from last year. Worthless metric? That’s despite having a 3 vaccine rollout, better treatments and more people naturally infected

My policy? Back to normal. No masks on anything. No vaccine passport or mandates. If numbers are rising on all 3 metrics(hospitalizations, deaths and cases), to keep doing what we’re doing knowing the results is the definition of insanity. Fucking forcing people to take the vaccine isn’t the way. They know the risks.

So your position is that everyone shouldn’t get vaccinated but no vaccine mandates or passports.

Youre a total fucking moron. Go fuck yourself.

8 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


There’s a widely available vaccine to everybody. Free. There’s literally nothing you else can do. Mandating the shit people obviously don’t want or they’d already have the shot will make things worse. Whether its uprising, a complete collapse of everything because workers give employers the emoji1589.pngor whatever. This is an incredibly stupid fucking road Biden is choosing to go on. You think the public throwing a fit about masks is crazy….it’ll be peanuts when you start fucking with bank accounts, income, insurance. And some here are absolutely giddy for it. They want zero covid death protection from 100% vaccine distribution but also want the FAFO crowd to lose insurance and die.

Your were required to get vaccinations as a kid in order to go to school. 

 

2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Your were required to get vaccinations as a kid in order to go to school. 

 

Reading his posts, not sure he was ever schooled. 

This is bullshit. I was all ready for most of the GOP to just die off. Hospitals are about to stop taking unvaccinated people. Biden is fucking this up.

So your position is that everyone shouldn’t get vaccinated but no vaccine mandates or passports.
Youre a total fucking moron. Go fuck yourself.

Where the fuck did I say they shouldn’t? Choice to get vaccinated and flat out saying DONT GET IT are close to opposite ends of the spectrum.

You total fucking moron
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Where the fuck did I say they shouldn’t? Choice to get vaccinated and flat out saying DONT GET IT are close to opposite ends of the spectrum.

You total fucking moron

When the public health is at risk, why should vaccines be optional?

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Where the fuck did I say they shouldn’t? Choice to get vaccinated and flat out saying DONT GET IT are close to opposite ends of the spectrum.

You total fucking moron

You’ve made your idiotic position clear here tonight. Don’t hide from it now.

5 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

This is bullshit. I was all ready for most of the GOP to just die off. Hospitals are about to stop taking unvaccinated people. Biden is fucking this up.

Here come the socks with dumbass takes.

27 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


There’s a widely available vaccine to everybody. Free. There’s literally nothing you else can do. Mandating the shit people obviously don’t want or they’d already have the shot will make things worse. Whether its uprising, a complete collapse of everything because workers give employers the emoji1589.pngor whatever. This is an incredibly stupid fucking road Biden is choosing to go on. You think the public throwing a fit about masks is crazy….it’ll be peanuts when you start fucking with bank accounts, income, insurance. And some here are absolutely giddy for it. They want zero covid death protection from 100% vaccine distribution but also want the FAFO crowd to lose insurance and die.

Ya know, you're absolutely right. There's nothing that WE can do. But there's plenty that you and those like you can do. The reason why these people don't want the shot is because they've consumed a mountain of disinformation, and are too committed now to give the left the "satisfaction" of getting vaccinated.

But I'm going to tell you the same thing that I told Incredulity: find someone in your life that may fit that description, and try to persuade them. We've all tried with those around us; my scientist wife has tried with some of the wing nuts in her family, but she's just a "brainwashed liberal." There's literally nothing that Biden or Fauci can say to persuade them (hence the mandates). But you're closer in ideology to them. They may listen. It's not too late. Please try. Maybe you can keep one person out of the hospital.

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Deaths are also up by 2X the amount from last year. Worthless metric? That’s despite having a 3 vaccine rollout, better treatments and more people naturally infected

My policy? Back to normal. No masks on anything. No vaccine passport or mandates. If numbers are rising on all 3 metrics(hospitalizations, deaths and cases), to keep doing what we’re doing knowing the results is the definition of insanity. Fucking forcing people to take the vaccine isn’t the way. They know the risks.

Cases are a “worthless metric,” not deaths.

Deaths were highest in January and February, mostly before Biden could do anything about it.

The places that are most “back to normal” are getting their asses kicked by deaths and hospitalizations. But not as bad as its peak in January/February.

People that “know the risks” continue to spread the disease to others who cannot get vaccinated.
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