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Was he trying to say a great pltcher in the negro league but borked the whole sentence with his old man ramblings? Anybody here able to translate Bidenese gibberish? What was he trying to say?

 

 

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1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

Actually he is right - Kamala is not well liked

Well, yeah.  She's a woman and she's dark.

1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

Actually he is right - Kamala is not well liked

She's polling in the 20's. Biden's corpse stands a better chance of winning.

27 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

She's polling in the 20's. Biden's corpse stands a better chance of winning.

She has lower approval polling than Cheney at ANY point in his term as VP.

25 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

She's polling in the 20's. Biden's corpse stands a better chance of winning.

California is racist since Larry Elder didn't win because he's blek. jimmyjazz probably.

46 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

The Democratic prospects are depressing.

Mayor Pete can win. 

Well, yeah.  She's a woman and she's dark.

She's polling in the 20's. Biden's corpse stands a better chance of winning.

California is racist since Larry Elder didn't win because he's blek. jimmyjazz probably.

The “no one likes her and her approval is lower than Biden” angle quantifies the prejudice though.

If she polls in the 20’s and Biden in the 40’s, there’s nothing the VP has done to create such a gap because it’s a do nothing, invisible job. That really only leaves prejudicial motives.

Now, I have a hard time believing she polls at half the approval of Joe Biden given the polarized state of politics and the general shrug the vast majority of Americans give the position in general, but that is a different conversation.
10 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Mayor Pete can win. 

He's one of those "I'll vote for him if he's the nominee" Democrats. Like Joe.

11 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

He's one of those "I'll vote for him if he's the nominee" Democrats. Like Joe.

He’s good looking (no homo) and an excellent speaker and debater. Nowadays that’s more than half the battle. 

15 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

He's one of those "I'll vote for him if he's the nominee" Democrats. Like Joe.

He was actually my first choice last time. That said, I fear the recent awol event might have done him in for the next go around. 

It sure would help if folks would show the entire speech (available on CSPAN) instead of a 19 second Disclose clip. Disclose is like CNN for the Gab users on the right--gotcha clips for clicks. It was a nice speech. Biden is not young and he stumbles over his words. So do I. I don't want him to run in 2024, though. He's done his duty and it will be time for another elected American to serve. Please God not Trump. He too, is not young and stumbles over his words. He's also a narcissistic sociopathic corrupt liar that attempted to overthrow the government to remain in office and was impeached twice with good reason.

Although I would love for a worthy female candidate to be President, at this point I think Matt Damon should throw his hat in the ring. Anyone unafraid to farm potatoes in their own excrement can tackle anything and in DC one is surrounded by manure so it's a win-win situation for the American people.

5 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

It sure would help if folks would show the entire speech (available on CSPAN) instead of a 19 second Disclose clip. Disclose is like CNN for the Gab users on the right--gotcha clips for clicks. It was a nice speech. Biden is not young and he stumbles over his words. So do I. I don't want him to run in 2024, though. He's done his duty and it will be time for another elected American to serve. Please God not Trump. He too, is not young and stumbles over his words. He's also a narcissistic sociopathic corrupt liar that attempted to overthrow the government to remain in office and was impeached twice with good reason.

Although I would love for a worthy female candidate to be President, at this point I think Matt Damon should throw his hat in the ring. Anyone unafraid to farm potatoes in their own excrement can tackle anything and in DC one is surrounded by manure so it's a win-win situation for the American people.

The United States is way too sexist to vote for a woman President.  There are a lot of men who really couldn't handle it, and, unfortunately, a lot of older ladies who thinks that President of the United States is a man's job.  Disgusting all around.

4 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

The United States is way too sexist to vote for a woman President.  



Hillary Clinton got three million more votes than did Donald Trump.

 

2 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:



Hillary Clinton got three million more votes than did Donald Trump.

 

I had almost forgotten about her dammit. 

Just now, Hornius Emeritus said:



Hillary Clinton got three million more votes than did Donald Trump.

 

And yet....we did not have President Hillary Clinton.  Unfortunately, votes in New York and California, which is where most of those came from, do not translate to President.  Joe Biden significantly out performed Hillary in Texas.  There are multiple reasons for that, including Trump himself, but some of that is because there is still a large contingent in this country that really has a problem with powerful women.  

I’m a well known Mayor Pete hater but “AWOL”???

He took a couple of weeks parental leave to bond with adopted newborn twins - one of whom was hospitalized FFS.

Do better. Fucking toxic ass masculinity, man.

On 11/10/2021 at 3:32 PM, wildcat09 said:

I've been following Conor Friedersdorf's writing since he was a guest host of Andrew Sullivan's blog The Daily Dish in the mid 2000s.  He's a conservative affirmative action hire and a complete idiot.

Poor Andrew Sullivan. His tragic descent into TERFdom and "anti-wokeness" is what got me to finally stop reading him. I was a daily consumer of his blog at the The Atlantic starting in like 2007; followed him to the Daily Beast; was a founding subscriber of his independent Daily Dish; immediately gave him money when he came back from retirement with his newsletter; but he quickly revealed himself now to be a tired and bitter old queen—only slightly more respectable than a lot of the remaining conservative intelligentsia because he voted for Obama twice and probably has pot on him. 

9 minutes ago, Bravo said:

A good woman candidate would be elected. There are too many woman governors. Once a good one runs she will win. BTW when the Rs do it I'm sure you wont vote for her. HRC was a horrible candidate, I would be surprised if even here most would think she was a good candidate or even Biden but blue team.

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3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, yeah.  She's a woman and she's dark.

And a former AG that was not one of the CJ Reform types so yeah pretty much no one likes her. She is the opposite of Ferris Bueller.

4 hours ago, ONE YARD said:

He was actually my first choice last time. That said, I fear the recent awol event might have done him in for the next go around. 

i keep forgetting that the dems have to actually worry about things because reasons. 


The “no one likes her and her approval is lower than Biden” angle quantifies the prejudice though.

If she polls in the 20’s and Biden in the 40’s, there’s nothing the VP has done to create such a gap because it’s a do nothing, invisible job. That really only leaves prejudicial motives.

Now, I have a hard time believing she polls at half the approval of Joe Biden given the polarized state of politics and the general shrug the vast majority of Americans give the position in general, but that is a different conversation.

If someone who sucks approves her to be the Vice President, then that someone sucks twice as much as the sucky president. That explains the 40/20. Probably why the “I” word isn’t being thrown around at all.
3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


If someone who sucks approves her to be the Vice President, then that someone sucks twice as much as the sucky president.

See, logic like this is how an abject moron like Donald Trump gets elected President of the United States.

3 hours ago, Bookman said:

See, logic like this is how an abject moron like Donald Trump gets elected President of the United States.

**moran

8 hours ago, Bravo said:

There are many more strong women candidates on the right than the left. Just true.

Like who?  

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Like who?  

Condi and Nikki to name two. 

9 hours ago, trauma babe said:

Poor Andrew Sullivan. His tragic descent into TERFdom and "anti-wokeness" is what got me to finally stop reading him. I was a daily consumer of his blog at the The Atlantic starting in like 2007; followed him to the Daily Beast; was a founding subscriber of his independent Daily Dish; immediately gave him money when he came back from retirement with his newsletter; but he quickly revealed himself now to be a tired and bitter old queen—only slightly more respectable than a lot of the remaining conservative intelligentsia because he voted for Obama twice and probably has pot on him. 

Yeah, I started reading him during the Atlantic Daily Dish days when he was doing his apologia for originally supporting Iraq and seemed to be evolving. Looking back, I think he was just trying to help popularize gay marriage among center-left readers who were still uneasy about it. The moment their opinion turned to support gay marriage and SCOTUS ruled to legalize it, he went right back to his race science promoting shit that he began his career with.

11 hours ago, Bravo said:

Ha, it isn't a problem other than we just need a good woman candidate to run. I don't think most here would like how this ends. There are many more strong women candidates on the right than the left. Just true.

That is the biggest load of horseshit that I have ever heard.  More strong women candidates on the right.  

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I can confidently assert that Bravo is correct, at least as far as my vote goes.  If the Republicans nominate a woman, I probably won't vote for her.

It has nothing to do with gender, though.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

I can confidently assert that Bravo is correct, at least as far as my vote goes.  If the Republicans nominate a woman, I probably won't vote for her.

It has nothing to do with gender, though.

Same. It would go against my rule of never voting for a Republican.

4 hours ago, babysdaddy said:

Condi and Nikki to name two. 

Condi Rice is a strong candidate? A woman who has never won an election for anything?

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13 hours ago, Bravo said:

There are many more strong women candidates on the right than the left. Just true.

How many of them go into work every day under a cloud of death threats from a side that has proven they have no respect for democracy much less law and order?

Condi would be a great candidate in 2008

Gov Brashear from Kentucky should be the D nominee. Up and comer, moderate from a deep Red state 

16 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Mayor Pete can win. 

Gay white guys do not resonate well across all the demographics you need to turn out in the Democratic coalition. 

Gas prices can't be that bad cuz traffic is fucked right now. Why the fuck are all these people driving around at 3:30?

7 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Gas prices can't be that bad cuz traffic is fucked right now. Why the fuck are all these people driving around at 3:30?

why are you?

57 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Uhhh keep an eye on his hand.
 

In the last clip, his hand disappears (proving an edit)... 

19 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Gas prices can't be that bad cuz traffic is fucked right now. Why the fuck are all these people driving around at 3:30?

or perhaps it's because there's so many people driving at 3:30 that gas prices are going up?

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

fox news and facebook are literally destroying this country

It's going to get worse. The tech is such that if Fox doesn't do it, they know someone else will....so they do it. Since they aren't "news," they seem to think it's okay. I know other stations have gotten called out for lazy checking on sources and using old photos and misattributing, but actively editing video in such a way as this is crossing the line.

Condi would be a great candidate in 2008

Condi would be great guest lecturer before 9/11 and Iraq War.
5 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


Condi would be great guest lecturer before 9/11 and Iraq War.

back when she was writing white papers about how bad clinton's foreign policy was because he kept getting into overseas bombing campaigns with no narrowly tailored plans to achieve clear and definable end goals?  that condi?

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