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    @GRHorn I'm going to dinner at Bob's tomorrow and expensing it to the surly business account simply to re-take the picture that is your avatar, and I'm going to replace it with one that actually looks

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    The Dow Jones Industrial Average closed at its all-time high today, so I'd like to congratulate Joe Biden for building the greatest economy the world has ever seen.

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Sharing? On Thanksgiving?

You know Pilgrims won the battle of Thanksgiving against Cornucopia Aggy.

I just paid $2.77.
Brutal.

LOL at y’all bitching at gas prices. Get an electric car.
26 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Do like so many, resort to pot luck Thanksgiving meals or sharing a turkey. Its like the Great Depression out there.

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10 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:


LOL at y’all bitching at gas prices. Get an electric car.

Oh, I forgot the little /s.

$75-100 barrel of oil is optimum according to shaggy/surly ‘06-‘20

Not sure if posted already but like him on not, he makes good points 

i know the R messaging takes over but they still need to appeal to uneducated voters, at this point it’s probably lost for dem to get them back 

 

Pennys to corporate america.

but...

$100/container/day.

Average ship holds 24k containers.

$2.4 million/day/ship.

Incentive reached.

 

6 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

When did Bill Maher turn into an old woman?

Dude has been an out of touch bitch for a while now.  He believes it’s his job to tone police democrats while encouraging them to go on Fox News (lol).  IMO he’s gotten incredibly lazy in his analysis. 

3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Dude has been an out of touch bitch for a while now.  He believes it’s his job to tone police democrats while encouraging them to go on Fox News (lol).  IMO he’s gotten incredibly lazy in his analysis. 

Oh, let me guess, woke, woke, woke, cancel, cancel, cancel, won't someone think of the white people???

Repeat ad infinitum.

Just now, David Dennison said:

Oh, let me guess, woke, woke, woke, cancel, cancel, cancel, won't someone think of the white people???

Repeat ad infinitum.

That and crying about  “defund the police”. He’s your stereotypical cis white male multimillionaire boomer that lives in Hollywood and watches too much Fox News.  I think he’s playing to a target audience half the time. 

21 minutes ago, brakeman said:

Pennys to corporate america.

but...

$100/container/day.

Average ship holds 24k containers.

$2.4 million/day/ship.

Incentive reached.

 

Bu-bu-bu-but regulations only harm businesses!!

10 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

That and crying about  “defund the police”. He’s your stereotypical cis white male multimillionaire boomer that lives in Hollywood and watches too much Fox News.  I think he’s playing to a target audience half the time. 

I think you might be on to something.

https://news.yahoo.com/bill-maher-america-most-important-100156431.html

32 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Dude has been an out of touch bitch for a while now.  He believes it’s his job to tone police democrats while encouraging them to go on Fox News (lol).  IMO he’s gotten incredibly lazy in his analysis. 

The Dems just got their asses handed to them in Virginia and how close New Jersey was for voters. Whatever the Dems are doing doesn’t seem to be working, maybe they need to Change their approach? Nahh it’s the voters fault (cue in principle skinner meme)

1 hour ago, Gengs1 said:

Not sure if posted already but like him on not, he makes good points 

i know the R messaging takes over but they still need to appeal to uneducated voters, at this point it’s probably lost for dem to get them back 

 

He isn't wrong. The DNC read Steve Sarkisian's "Winning is for Dummies" book.

27 minutes ago, Gengs1 said:

The Dems just got their asses handed to them in Virginia and how close New Jersey was for voters. Whatever the Dems are doing doesn’t seem to be working, maybe they need to Change their approach? Nahh it’s the voters fault (cue in principle skinner meme)

The Dems running shitty empty suit candidates that abandon populist economic policies and try to play in culture war games instead of advocating for meaningful reforms is a big part of the problem.  
 

ETA: and if you want to get right down to it, a big problem is the tone (or lack of tone) being set from the top. 

Edited by Hugo Stiglitz

Democratic Party needs the Bill Mahers for another 10-15 years before they die for the non real world, non voting Twitter progressives.

She has one job 

29 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The Dems running shitty empty suit candidates that abandon populist economic policies and try to play in culture war games instead of advocating for meaningful reforms is a big part of the problem.  
 

ETA: and if you want to get right down to it, a big problem is the tone (or lack of tone) being set from the top. 

So they running Snobs? 

10 minutes ago, Satoshi said:

She has one job 

Her job isn’t to know what an intern can Google in two seconds. The guy asking the question says there are multiple answers. Why do you do this on this board?

All I know is a Jewish boy and a Black preacher won statewide elections in Georgia a year ago, neither were/are “moderates.”  Something has changed since then. 

Edited by Hugo Stiglitz

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

All I know is a Jewish boy and a Black preacher won statewide elections in Georgia a year ago, neither were/are “moderates.”  Something has changed since then. 

If that’s the formula then repeat it.

all the Dems should be going on Fox News and learn to stick to a script and repeat the shit what they are doing for middle class, you don’t see Republicans not going on cnn etc and spewing their shit.

pete is always fun to watch when he goes on fox and flips their script, the Dems could use some practice 

Here is a great example of what Dems need to Learn to do and go on Fox News, what Pete is doing here is power level over 9000 type of shit

You can’t tell me every dem shouldn’t learn something by doing this 

19 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


$3.19 in central MN. Premium and diesel 3.79

Fun times!

Being poor sucks, I imagine. 

The Dems just got their asses handed to them in Virginia and how close New Jersey was for voters. Whatever the Dems are doing doesn’t seem to be working, maybe they need to Change their approach? Nahh it’s the voters fault (cue in principle skinner meme)

Virginia has gone to the opposite party of what ever president just won. It has for many, many years. I’m not sure why the Dems losing there is a surprise when history usually repeats.
1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I was told the economy sucks.

 

 

 

 

I just want to take this opportunity to thank Sleepy Joe for single handedly building the greatest economy the world has ever seen.

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I was told the economy sucks.

 

 

 

MAGA!

On 11/23/2021 at 10:24 AM, MNLonghornFUKM said:


$3.19 in central MN. Premium and diesel 3.79

Fun times!

 

On 11/23/2021 at 10:46 AM, closetohumping said:

Cute

 

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On 11/23/2021 at 10:49 AM, workswithseed said:

I was about to say the same thing, but you beat me.

Anyone one of y’all that can explain to me what that has to do with Joe Biden?

2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

 

 

Anyone one of y’all that can explain to me what that has to do with Joe Biden?

No, but I finally seen Falling Down and Robert Duvall did a pretty good job. I definitely seem him in better roles though.

2 days later…

Not consistent 

15 minutes ago, Satoshi said:

2 days later…

Not consistent 

They fucking should pay more. Those lands belong to me. And you. 

On 11/24/2021 at 9:47 AM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I was told the economy sucks.

 

 

 

x,1,2,3,x,4,x,5,x,x

17 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

They fucking should pay more. Those lands belong to me. And you. 

Won’t they think of the poor oil companies!

1 hour ago, Satoshi said:

2 days later…

Not consistent 

Another dumb post not worth substantively responding to.

You would think with all that Bitcoin/crypto money you supposedly made you wouldn’t still have to troll this board to pay the rent.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

They fucking should pay more. Those lands belong to me. And you. 

That’s fine but it’s not “what needs to be done to reduce the price you pay at the pump”. It’s actually the opposite. 

1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

Another dumb post not worth substantively responding to.

You would think with all that Bitcoin/crypto money you supposedly made you wouldn’t still have to troll this board to pay the rent.

Easier not to respond and cry troll than address pretty straight forward contradiction by the administration. 

The same people that are mad at Biden for high oil prices are the same people that are mad at Biden for trying to reduce oil prices. 
 

The President has no effect on oil prices. 

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

The same people that are mad at Biden for high oil prices are the same people that are mad at Biden for trying to reduce oil prices. 

The President has no effect on oil prices. 

Those same people get mad at Biden when he lowers their taxes because he's a Democrat.

3 minutes ago, Satoshi said:

That’s fine but it’s not “what needs to be done to reduce the price you pay at the pump”. It’s actually the opposite. 

Easier not to respond and cry troll than address pretty straight forward contradiction by the administration. 

It’s pretty straight forward to a simpleton like people who vote for republicans.

Responding to you substantively is not worth the effort because, why? We all know why you are here.

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

The same people that are mad at Biden for high oil prices are the same people that are mad at Biden for trying to reduce oil prices. 
 

The President has no effect on oil prices. 

it's just so stupidly transparent.

it's like the huge job numbers. or the lowest unemployment claims since literally before i was born. or the record-setting stock market.

the source material is so lame and non-offensive they've gotten desperate lol

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

The same people that are mad at Biden for high oil prices are the same people that are mad at Biden for trying to reduce oil prices. 
 

The President has no effect on oil prices. 

 

1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

It’s pretty straight forward to a simpleton like people who vote for republicans.

Responding to you substantively is not worth the effort because, why? We all know why you are here.

So how does the government raising the cost of some domestic oil production going forward help lower gas prices in the future? 

1 hour ago, mchookem said:

it's just so stupidly transparent.

it's like the huge job numbers. or the lowest unemployment claims since literally before i was born. or the record-setting stock market.

the source material is so lame and non-offensive they've gotten desperate lol

This really is the crux of it. And yet also, when you take this CORRECT option of realizing only stupid people wouldn’t understand this, you get labeled as an elitist. 
 

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Boom totally busted. You got ‘em 

like i said...lame 😄

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