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4 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Immortal with one of the strangest flexes of all time. "HELL YEAH MY GUY GOT A D+ ON THE DEMENTIA TEST!" 

 

Well, at least it's marginally more sensible than 99% of the circular logic, I'm rubber you're glue, nanny-nanny-boo-boo crap he posts.

I give it a D+.

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On 12/11/2021 at 2:53 PM, JimmyJames said:

He must be like that marcostanco guy whose oil field clothing business lost money for 20 years or so until trump became president then he turned around and hired an extra 100 workers because of trump and his booming economy. 

Never forget that he paid them higher than minimum wage AND they worked all the overtime they could get. They did this because, you know, you have to when your hourly pay is embarrassingly low.

18 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

I'm pretty sure he took an actual cognitive test.

Ladies and Gentlemen...The United States of America.

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Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

Why does every thread here turn into BUT TRUMP?

I don’t need to mention him anymore, but you know how this works. The only reason his name should come up anymore is in regards to the 1/6 commission since he’s obviously a central figure there. The cycle of never-ending arguing though depends on talking about the last one. It’d be great if we could attempt to get along better.

3 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

, but you know how this works.

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Why does every thread here turn into BUT TRUMP?

Well, the DT posters are showing up in here now and we didn’t have the opportunity to discuss him with you all during his time in office.
9 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

On a phone, click the three horizontal bars at the top of the screen. Click account, then click profile. Ignore user is at the bottom of the menu that opens. There are questions to answer about how thoroughly you wish to ignore the poster you designate.

THANK YOU.

sad...literally my first ignored user ever in over 20 years posting with this community 😐 the absurd toxicity and obvious mental/emotional imbalance is just too much and is gross to even observe. yuck. 

 

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32 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Ladies and Gentlemen...The United States of America.

But Biden!!!!

35 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Why does every thread here turn into BUT TRUMP?

Because there isn't anything positive to say about Biden. He is a doddering old fool who talks like a complete moron. He is the laughing stock of the world and they are so fucking triggered by the mention of the issue of his lack of mental health. They simply cannot fucking deal with it and it's hilarious.

But But Trump!!

Biden has always stuttered and talked like an imbecile 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

40 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Why does every thread here turn into BUT TRUMP?

 

1 minute ago, immortal13 said:

Because there isn't anything positive to say about Biden. He is a doddering old fool who talks like a complete moron. He is the laughing stock of the world and they are so fucking triggered by the mention of the issue of his lack of mental health. They simply cannot fucking deal with it and it's hilarious.

But But Trump!!

Biden has always stuttered and talked like an imbecile 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Either one of y'all are more than welcome to discuss the solar projects article from the previous page or the opinion piece by Frum on this one (both positive).

Why does every thread here turn into BUT TRUMP?
It isn't "But Trump". Here's what the DT crowd doesn't understand... it isn't about Trump... it's about you.

When a person casts their lot with Trump, they lose credibility. People don't bring up Trump because he was the problem, they bring him up because that's the evidence that your opinion is not to be taken seriously.
1 minute ago, bolverk said:

 

Either one of y'all are more than welcome to discuss the solar projects article from the previous page or the opinion piece by Frum on this one (both positive).

How about we talk about Hunter and how corrupt his father is? You know the "Big Guy"

Just now, tchookem said:

It isn't "But Trump". Here's what the DT crowd doesn't understand... it isn't about Trump... it's about you.

When a person casts their lot with Trump, they lose credibility. People don't bring up Trump because he was the problem, they bring him up because that's the evidence that your opinion is not to be taken seriously.

Start a new thread ALL about your super cool theory then. This is the Biden thread. To celebrate all things BIDEN!!!

1 minute ago, tchookem said:

It isn't "But Trump". Here's what the DT crowd doesn't understand... it isn't about Trump... it's about you.

When a person casts their lot with Trump, they lose credibility. People don't bring up Trump because he was the problem, they bring him up because that's the evidence that your opinion is not to be taken seriously.

Thanks for the reminder of why I don't frequent this area. Have a Merry Christmas.

45 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Why does every thread here turn into BUT TRUMP?

Why is the man who less than a year ago attempted a bloody coup of our government and whom a large percentage of our population would vote for again part of the conversation of this board? What's the deal with that?

How about we talk about Hunter and how corrupt his father is? You know the "Big Guy"

Deflect much?
Just now, HornOnTheBayou said:

Why is the man who less than a year ago attempted a bloody coup of our government and whom a large percentage of our population would vote for again part of the conversation of this board? What's the deal with that?

🤣🤣🤣🤣 seriously this is fucking stupid. But....take it to the fucking Trump thread you fucking troll!!!

1 minute ago, Goofyboy said:


Deflect much?

Umm this is the BIDEN thread, right? All you can say is "But Trump!" but I'm the one deflecting. Ok bro

50 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Why does every thread here turn into BUT TRUMP?

because fuck him, that's why. if we want to discuss seditious traitors here we can. is it your contention that once someone is out of office their actions have no bearing on the new admin? does the president become immediately irrelevant once out of office? especially one still sowing division and planning another insurrection? you don't think that has bearing on the current president?

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we could be in the second term of competent governing lady who at the very least can speak without stuttering or rambling pointlessly but the most triggered bitches in here couldn't have that. 

3 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

How about we talk about Hunter and how corrupt his father is? You know the "Big Guy"

Go for it. No one's stopping you.

Just now, elfenix said:

we could be in the second term of competent governing lady who at the very least can speak without stuttering or rambling pointlessly but the most triggered bitches in here couldn't have that. 

it still blows my mind. possibly more than tfg getting elected in the first place.

50 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Why does every thread here turn into BUT TRUMP?

Because his nomination, election, and continued god-king status killed off any credibility a republican can possibly have to criticize anyone else, especially the President. 

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

because fuck him, that's why. if we want to discuss seditious traitors here we can.

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9 minutes ago, bolverk said:

 

Either one of y'all are more than welcome to discuss the solar projects article from the previous page or the opinion piece by Frum on this one (both positive).

And it's not up to you what topics are discussed as long as it pertains to Joe fucking Biden. 

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Because his nomination, election, and continued god-king status killed off any credibility a republican can possibly have to criticize anyone else, especially the President. 

You mean doddering old fool who can't complete a coherent sentence? The "big guy". The subject of this entire thread? You can't keep the discussion about him? Well maybe you shouldn't be posting on this thread. 

Ok back on topic. It's very clear that Joe Biden is having some mental/cognitive issues. Should we have him tested? What is the likelihood that Kamala will end up finishing his term when Biden is left playing with crayons and action figures while sucking his thumb in a nursing home? Will she be the 2024 candidate for President? Please share your thoughts without any "But Trumps!"

3 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

And it's not up to you what topics are discussed as long as it pertains to Joe fucking Biden. 

Those were simply suggestions of recent Biden-related news since you're so eager to only discuss your president in his thread. 

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

stop reporting posts in cloak room because your feelings are hurt. 

give us names!

8 minutes ago, immamac said:

stop reporting posts in cloak room because your feelings are hurt. 

Reported!!

20 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Thanks for the reminder of why I don't frequent this area. Have a Merry Christmas.

Thanks for stopping by!!

8 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Those were simply suggestions of recent Biden-related news since you're so eager to only discuss your president in his thread. 

Duly noted

10 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

You mean doddering old fool who can't complete a coherent sentence? The "big guy". The subject of this entire thread? You can't keep the discussion about him? Well maybe you shouldn't be posting on this thread. 

Ok back on topic. It's very clear that Joe Biden is having some mental/cognitive issues. Should we have him tested? What is the likelihood that Kamala will end up finishing his term when Biden is left playing with crayons and action figures while sucking his thumb in a nursing home? Will she be the 2024 candidate for President? Please share your thoughts without any "But Trumps!"

Your concerns are duly noted, lol.

18 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

Umm this is the BIDEN thread, right? All you can say is "But Trump!" but I'm the one deflecting. Ok bro

Ok. I think Biden is way way smarter than your dumb ass and you should take a cognitive test and post the results here with pics so we can see once and for all. Let’s do this. 

Happy now? 

I don't know why anyone is reporting immortal's posts, they're hilarious. We're talking about a member of a political party whose last 2 Presidents have been George W. Bush and Donald Trump. He's obviously so upset about that basic fact that he's convinced himself that actually it's the Dems who elect morons.

2 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Ok. I think Biden is way way smarter than your dumb ass and you should take a cognitive test and post the results here with pics so we can see once and for all. Let’s do this. 

Happy now? 

Sure man as soon as Joe completes his, then we can compare results! 😉🤣

Just now, wildcat09 said:

I don't know why anyone is reporting immortal's posts, they're hilarious. We're talking about a member of a political party whose last 2 Presidents have been George W. Bush and Donald Trump. He's obviously so upset about that basic fact that he's convinced himself that actually it's the Dems who elect morons.

Not upset in the least. Actually I'm laughing my ass off everytime that senile motherfucker is in front of a microphone. It's pure fucking comedy. I'm getting my popcorn ready for his next speech 🤣🤣🤣

#endremarks

2 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

I don't know why anyone is reporting immortal's posts, they're hilarious. We're talking about a member of a political party whose last 2 Presidents have been George W. Bush and Donald Trump. He's obviously so upset about that basic fact that he's convinced himself that actually it's the Dems who elect morons.

I still think swammy was way funnier with much better self ownage. Why did he get banned yet this turd survived? Better initial posting strategy? More socks?

So many questions 

4 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

I don't know why anyone is reporting immortal's posts, they're hilarious. We're talking about a member of a political party whose last 2 Presidents have been George W. Bush and Donald Trump. He's obviously so upset about that basic fact that he's convinced himself that actually it's the Dems who elect morons.

I mean, he's not trolling. He's a true bootlicker who will repeat any OAN or Fox storyline and will believe anything their ministry of information puts out. And then, of course, deflect when you point out that the last guy, who they love, was an abject moron. But yeah, and old man with a stutter is incompetent. Lol. Again, his concerns are duly noted. Top men are on it. They got them working in shifts!

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30 minutes ago, elfenix said:

we could be in the second term of competent governing lady who at the very least can speak without stuttering or rambling pointlessly but the most triggered bitches in here couldn't have that. 

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6 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I mean, he's not trolling. But yeah, and old man with a stutter is incompetent. 

 

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1 minute ago, immortal13 said:

 

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Eddie’s a racist?!?!

But Eddie?!?

Kind of a random post there. You drunk already? It’s not even noon. 

2 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Eddie’s a racist?!?!

But Eddie?!?

Kind of a random post there. You drunk already? It’s not even noon. 

It's the ok sign, used to convey agreement. Please stay on topic...this thread is about the incompetence of Joe Biden aka "the Big Guy"

1 minute ago, immortal13 said:

It's the ok sign, used to convey agreement. Please stay on topic...this thread is about the incompetence of Joe Biden aka "the Big Guy"

How can you argue with focus such as this? 
It’s like words and symbols only have one meaning for the guy. 
 

It is sad that so much of the richness, nuance, and the mysteries and ambiguities of life just pass right by such a mind.

30 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

How can you argue with focus such as this? 
It’s like words and symbols only have one meaning for the guy. 
 

It is sad that so much of the richness, nuance, and the mysteries and ambiguities of life just pass right by such a mind.

I'm pretty sure Eddie was just conveying that everything was good.

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1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Why does every thread here turn into BUT TRUMP?

Come on, man. We don't really have to spell this out for you, do we? No one expects anything great from Biden. He's serviceable. He'll be remembered as a below average President. A placeholder who at least got rid of Trump. Frankly, we should all be embarrassed as a nation at the candidates in the last two presidential elections, and that a 200 year old creepy grandpa was BY FAR the better choice in the last one.

But when dipshits like Sack and immortal run in giddy to rub it in our faces how dumb and unfit Joe is*--while their guy is doing exclusive interviews with the My Pillow guy, still talking about massive fraud a year fucking later--of course there's going to be some pushback and discounting that poster's opinion on pretty much anything.

*While simultaneously being the head of the communist, Marxist, socialist, tyrannical aggressive movement.

Trump pulled out of a debate because Biden smoked him that bad.

Trump pulled out of a debate because Biden smoked him that bad.

And he showed up to the other one knowing he had Covid.

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