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55 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

Are you trying to say all Republicans are racist? Because that would be ridiculous 

I’m not saying all Republicans are racist. I am saying all Republicans support racism unless you’re saying Republicans just vote for their team and don’t actually know what their party advocates for.

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Well now genius I can't really control other people, now can I? And it sounds like you are trying to take the moral high ground to me, as if Republicans have the market cornered on racism. I mean look at old Joe, by his own words it seems there's plenty of racism down deep inside his old white heart, but yet you support him.
 

As I said in an earlier post, I wish you and your family peace this holiday season.
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As I said in an earlier post, I wish you and your family peace this holiday season.

Same to yours 🤘

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merry christmas.

Dick headed move on that guys part 
Dick headed is the brand. Has been for a while now.
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Dick headed is the brand. Has been for a while now.


Whining about the consequences of your actions is also the brand.

So when does this guy run for city council... or the school board?


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And the family owned business works for? Got a huge PPP loan. Bunch of welfare queens.

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Cry me a river, dickhead.  Merry Christmas.

fuck that guy, what an asshole 🙄

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It’s almost like trumpers are shitty people or something. Who knew?

Well well. If it isn’t the consequences of my own actions. 

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And the family owned business works for? Got a huge PPP loan. Bunch of welfare queens.

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Does this mean they got 442k tax payer dollars to fund their business, and they don't have to pay it back???
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15 hours ago, Bama Chick said:
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And the family owned business works for? Got a huge PPP loan. Bunch of welfare queens.

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Does this mean they got 442k tax payer dollars to fund their business, and they don't have to pay it back???

Yes if they can show they spent it all on payroll. 

Yes if they can show they spent it all on payroll. 
If anyone gets around to following up.
13 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Well well. If it isn’t the consequences of my own actions. 

i mean yeah, act like an asshole, people are gonna call you an asshole. THAT IS NOT CANCEL CULTURE. shut up with the whining. 🙄

Man, what a bummer.  And during the holidays.  Hope they can recover.

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I know this looks bad for Jared but it was clearly a joke I'm guessing?  I mean, no way a follower of Jesus Christ would tell the president to fuck himself on Christmas eve right in front of his children after cordial conversation right? And obviously his wife wouldn't be so dumb as to brag about it on social media immediately afterwards?  Otherwise it would appear that a lot of Trump supporters are classless, dumb, liars, and claim to be "followers of Jesus" while acting horribly.

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2 minutes ago, Bodhi said:

I know this looks bad for Jared but it was clearly a joke I'm guessing?  I mean, no way a follower of Jesus Christ would tell the president to fuck himself on Christmas eve right in front of his children after cordial conversation right? And obviously his wife wouldn't be so dumb as to brag about it on social media immediately afterwards?  Otherwise it would appear that a lot of Trump supporters are classless, dumb, liars, and claim to be "followers of Jesus" while acting horribly.

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6 minutes ago, Bodhi said:

I know this looks bad for Jared but it was clearly a joke I'm guessing?  I mean, no way a follower of Jesus Christ would tell the president to fuck himself on Christmas eve right in front of his children after cordial conversation right? And obviously his wife wouldn't be so dumb as to brag about it on social media immediately afterwards?  Otherwise it would appear that a lot of Trump supporters are classless, dumb, liars, and claim to be "followers of Jesus" while acting horribly.

And we all know that couldn’t be. 

5 minutes ago, Bodhi said:

I know this looks bad for Jared but it was clearly a joke I'm guessing?  I mean, no way a follower of Jesus Christ would tell the president to fuck himself on Christmas eve right in front of his children after cordial conversation right? And obviously his wife wouldn't be so dumb as to brag about it on social media immediately afterwards?  Otherwise it would appear that a lot of Trump supporters are classless, dumb, liars, and claim to be "followers of Jesus" while acting horribly.

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lol his dad is getting dragged into now



Don’t be an asshole on television during a KID’S EVENT and don’t have your wife brag about it on the internet or Twitter will come for you and everyone you know.

ESPECIALLY if you and yours have a bunch of shady shit going on.

Im sure there’s a way to reverse that fucking PPP loan. Fuck this type of human, gawd damn!!

And yes, that’s 100% what the Republican Party is right now. A bunch of fucking butt hurt pussies that still feed off of the government the first chance they get…BUT SOCIALISMMMMMMM BUT WELFAREEE

Remember when Trump intervened to execute a revocation of Michael Cohen’s release from prison?
It serves as a reminder to all of us that powerful people can misuse their power for the pettiest of reasons. Thankfully, this is yet another example of how Biden is unlike Trump. He would never personally go after a private citizen for insulting him. He’s the POTUS, for crissakes.

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2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Whole lotta finding out coming down.

And he has a unique enough name that someday his kids will hit up Google, and unless they've already heard the story, they will find out that Biden, NORAD, etc., were trying to do something really cool for a stranger's kids, and said stranger had to tell the President to go fuck himself and then pretend that's not what he meant.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

And he has a unique enough name that someday his kids will hit up Google, and unless they've already heard the story, they will find out that Biden, NORAD, etc., were trying to do something really cool for a stranger's kids, and said stranger had to tell the President to go fuck himself and then pretend that's not what he meant.

Well, he’s a professing Christian whose being abused by the godless liberals. Just ask him.

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I cannot think of a better avatar for the current Republican Party than a dude who tells the President to fuck off on Christmas Eve then tries to claim he was joking and ACTUALLY he is the real victim in the situation.

If you're gonna tell the President to fuck off on Christmas Eve after he takes time to talk to your kids, then at least be man enough to own it.  Fucking pussy.

I want to know more about this gun running SEAL. We had some sailors selling fake ID's when I was stationed in San Diego, they were paper pushers with access to that sort of thing. And while that's pretty despicable for US military personnel, weapons seem like another level. 

30 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I cannot think of a better avatar for the current Republican Party than a dude who tells the President to fuck off on Christmas Eve then tries to claim he was joking and ACTUALLY he is the real victim in the situation.

If you're gonna tell the President to fuck off on Christmas Eve after he takes time to talk to your kids, then at least be man enough to own it.  Fucking pussy.

This. Absolute epitome of the modern GOP.

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I cannot think of a better avatar for the current Republican Party than a dude who tells the President to fuck off on Christmas Eve then tries to claim he was joking and ACTUALLY he is the real victim in the situation.

If you're gonna tell the President to fuck off on Christmas Eve after he takes time to talk to your kids, then at least be man enough to own it.  Fucking pussy.

Consequences are for....you know.....THOSE people.  Not PATRIOTS.  Duh.

Could you imagine the lack of impulse control you must have in order to tell the President to f-off in a christmas conversation? I imagine everyone in this guy's life can easily see him doing that because this can't be the first incident.

2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Could you imagine the lack of impulse control you must have in order to tell the President to f-off in a christmas conversation? I imagine everyone in this guy's life can easily see him doing that because this can't be the first incident.

Dude recorded it and put it on Youtube.  Douche absolutely wanted to go viral.

 

5 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Could you imagine the lack of impulse control you must have in order to tell the President to f-off in a christmas conversation? I imagine everyone in this guy's life can easily see him doing that because this can't be the first incident.

In any given situation, imagine what a petulant toddler would do.

You then have the answer of what any GQP supporter would do in that situation.  It really isn't any more complex than that.

When is Biden going to tweet about what a loser this guy is, that his wife is unattractive, and "people are saying" that his electric business is failing?

 

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3 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

When is Biden going to tweet about what a loser this guy is, that his wife is unattractive, and "people are saying" that his electric business is failing?

 

If he does, that will be the day that Biden truly became president.

I doubt Biden gave this a second thought. I don't see him as the type to care. About 2 week ago I was yelled at by a city employee. I laughed. I didn't care what that guy thought of me.

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9 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I doubt Biden gave this a second thought. I don't see him as the type to care. About 2 week ago I was yelled at by a city employee. I laughed. I didn't care what that guy thought of me.

Biden has been around the block a few times.  Not the first time a constituent shared displeasure, either in a coherent or chickenshit manner.  Also, Biden is not a psychotic toddler who takes offense at everything like TFG.  Shit, at least GWB could stand there and take it like a man when a mother of a wounded soldier let him have it.  TFG would have slandered her on Twitter within 5 minutes of her outraged berating at him.

Biden and W are at least functioning adults.  TFG and his supporters are fucking toddlers.

29 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

That video is even more pathetic than I imagined. 

I feel sorry for the kid.

Trumpkins are the worst. Let’s turn Christmas into a damn political event kids! Santa is actually a fucking commie! 

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 

Biden and W are at least functioning adults.  TFG and his supporters are fucking toddlers.

Exactly - I remember when TFG had a meeting in the White House to thank doctors and nurses for their extraordinary efforts during COVID and immediately turned on a nurse when she pointed out they had some equipment shortages.

11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Biden has been around the block a few times.  Not the first time a constituent shared displeasure, either in a coherent or chickenshit manner.  Also, Biden is not a psychotic toddler who takes offense at everything like TFG.  Shit, at least GWB could stand there and take it like a man when a mother of a wounded soldier let him have it.  TFG would have slandered her on Twitter within 5 minutes of her outraged berating at him.

Biden and W are at least functioning adults.  TFG and his supporters are fucking toddlers.

If I was Biden I would publicly invite this guy to the WH for a discussion about healing the country. My guess is that this guy is too much of a pussy to talk with Biden again but it would be a decent gesture for Biden to invite him.

11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Biden and W are at least functioning adults.  TFG and his supporters are fucking toddlers.

My neighbor still has her "Any Functioning Adult 2020" sign up.  That's all we wanted and that's what we got.  In this culture of instant gratification, people forget that it takes time for progress.  It doesn't get done in one president.  I'm afraid it was so bad from 2016-2020 that regular people are giving up hope and we are going to backslide.

I feel sorry for the kid.

Trumpkins are the worst. Let’s turn Christmas into a damn political event kids! Santa is actually a fucking commie! 
Or just don't take the call. I totally get not wanting to be part of a photo-OP. I guess he could have taken the opportunity to grab the president's ear and tell him how awful his policies are. I wouldn't do it, but I understand the desire to do so.

But not this chode, he just had to show his ass.

What are the odds that he has learned anything from this?

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