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Somebody tell me what a "trusted interlocker" is. I would ask Joe but he wouldn't remember 

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    @GRHorn I'm going to dinner at Bob's tomorrow and expensing it to the surly business account simply to re-take the picture that is your avatar, and I'm going to replace it with one that actually looks

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    The Dow Jones Industrial Average closed at its all-time high today, so I'd like to congratulate Joe Biden for building the greatest economy the world has ever seen.

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2 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

If you listened a little more carefully you can clearly hear him say "interlocutor."

And if I listen really carefully up close to his ear, I can hear the ocean.

1 minute ago, immortal13 said:

Somebody tell me what a "trusted interlocker" is. I would ask Joe but he wouldn't remember 

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2 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

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Watch that clip again and tell me that isn't the ramblings of a confused man

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Almost everything here is despised by the Right.  They don't know why, but they hate it.

They are against progress. 

The two biggest things are the Infrastructure Deal and leaving Afghanistan. 

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

But in fairness, that word has a lotta syllables, and that sorta thing is fag talk.

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Why are you posting anti-gay slurs? Do you hate gay people? Isn't posting homophobic stuff against the rules? 

And.....add "satire" to the list of things that immortal doesn't understand.

Scratch that.  We don't have enough server space for that list.  Just go with a list of things he DOES understand.  Pretty sure we can store that, well, anywhere we want.

God damn this offseason sucks more than usual

Joe Biden has a stutter and Donald Trump still ran away from a debate 

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If I accept your premise that Biden is in mental decline, is this where I say that actually it's the Republicans' fault for nominating a candidate that forced me to vote for Biden?  Isn't that how this goes?

@immortal13 counseling others about using "gay" as a weapon.  Now I've seen everything.

1 hour ago, Zepol87 said:

God damn this offseason sucks more than usual

That’s what happens when you go 5 and fucking 7 and lose to Kansas at home. 

 

Also explains why she had to re-take the bar exam.   What a terrible check the box choice.  
 

That’s the type of answer I would expect from a random Walmart customer that was being interviewed at the spur of the moment by the local news. Absolutely pathetic.

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The entire "Joe is senile and Kamala is stupid" is such obvious projection.  So obvious and stupid, just like everything the right does now.  They are children.  Absolute children.

32 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

 

Also explains why she had to re-take the bar exam.   What a terrible check the box choice.  
 

That’s the type of answer I would expect from a random Walmart customer that was being interviewed at the spur of the moment by the local news. Absolutely pathetic.

But she reads the same publications Sarah Palin reads (which is all of them) so, that’s something.

16 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

The entire "Joe is senile and Kamala is stupid" is such obvious projection.  So obvious and stupid, just like everything the right does now.  They are children.  Absolute children.

Who said Kamala was stupid? And how fucking dare they! 

Now Joe does appear to be slipping into senility, but hey that happens to alot of elderly people. 

Kamala was smart enough to fuck Willie Brown to move up.  

20 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Kamala was smart enough to fuck Willie Brown to move up.  

As a Christian why are you bearing false witness against VP Harris?

8 minutes ago, Satchel said:

As a Christian why are you bearing false witness against VP Harris?

Well, you know, dating a married man who has been separated from his wife for over a decade is a mortal sin.  Not for the married man, just for the single woman.

I really think immortal is having a breakdown. It’s ok to seek therapy, man.

6 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

The entire "Joe is senile and Kamala is stupid" is such obvious projection.  So obvious and stupid, just like everything the right does now.  They are children.  Absolute children.

No way you watched that video.  It isn’t edited or altered in any way.

Run off and get the talking points. That’s pathetic.

7 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

 

Also explains why she had to re-take the bar exam.   What a terrible check the box choice.  
 

That’s the type of answer I would expect from a random Walmart customer that was being interviewed at the spur of the moment by the local news. Absolutely pathetic.

Yep. It's those dang dock workers not working hard or long enough. That's the problem Kamala..... you nailed it!!!

6 hours ago, immortal13 said:

Yep. It's those dang dock workers not working hard or long enough. That's the problem Kamala..... you nailed it!!!

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8 hours ago, immortal13 said:

Yep. It's those dang dock workers not working hard or long enough. That's the problem Kamala..... you nailed it!!!

This isn't the Kamala thread.  Reported!

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Someone who ‘leans conservative’ posting a *TikTok video as proof of senility is not very conservative at all. A conservative would not view this shit without the usual conservative attributes of cautiousness, moderation, and skepticism and check out the source, which is from a CNN Town Hall hosted by Don Lemon on July 21, 2021 as the Delta variant was beginning to take hold nationwide.

 

The general topic of the forum (from which the video clip is taken) was regarding vaccine misinformation. The audience, comprised of Ohio residents both Republican and Democratic, were able to ask questions and the clip in the video is edited such that the question, “How do you change the mistrust in the system among some members of the black community?” is omitted as is part of the President’s answer. So, when the President is turning to the host and asking if he’s vaccinated, he is not speaking to Lemon, per se, he is in the middle of a scenario describing what some trusted members of the community do when talking about vaccines with others. (the question, posed by Lemon, was based upon a married couple in the audience who asked about vaccine hestitation.)

Here is a link: https://www.cnn.com/2021/07/21/politics/full-president-joe-biden-cnn-town-hall-july-21/index.html

It is the first video, titled: Biden explains....the relevant part begins at 16:04 or close to it.

 

This source took me less than five minutes to locate, find the relevant information, and also to note that the closed caption option on CNN is much better than the TikTok poster because it not only spelled interlocutor correctly, but also "neighbor" and not ‘neighbour’ like in the TikTok video which is not the preferred American spelling. Listening to the video, one can hear the pronunciation of interlocutor clearly enough, despite Biden’s impediment which does accelerate when he is speaking off the cuff which he was for this forum. In the time it took me to type this, those five syllables are likely still rattling around the empty expanse of brain pans determined to find fault with some of the stupidest shit and that is really just not only not conservative (although it is not limited to people who claim they are), but it is time poorly spent.

 

*if you have TikTok, it would be a public service if  you would delete it as its algorithm is similar to Facebook/Meta/ Popularity Pablum and if you view shit, it will send you more shit just like that shit and while it may not be spyware per se, it is a foreign entity that uses data in aggregate to send you that shit and thus may not be in your best interest, conservatively.

Peace.

10 hours ago, Incredulity said:

No way you watched that video.  It isn’t edited or altered in any way.

Run off and get the talking points. That’s pathetic.

You’re right. I didn’t. I don’t care. She’s a VP. I couldn’t care less. I saw enough of her in the debates to know she’s smarter and more capable than 90% of republicans to do the job.

On 12/26/2021 at 8:21 PM, Satchel said:

Well, he’s a professing Christian whose being abused by the godless liberals. Just ask him.

With the tongue we praise our Lord and Father, and with it we curse human beings, who have been made in God’s likeness. Out of the same mouth come praise and cursing. My brothers and sisters, this should not be. Can both fresh water and salt water flow from the same spring? My brothers and sisters, can a fig tree bear olives, or a grapevine bear figs? Neither can a salt spring produce fresh water.

22 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

But in fairness, that word has a lotta syllables, and that sorta thing is fag talk.

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Why has this post containing a homophobic slur not been removed? 

2 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Putin is fixin to murder thousands of Ukranians. What will Biden do?

We ain’t doing shit. What is there to do? 

Biden about to start WWIII y'all! Wooohooo!

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On 12/24/2021 at 10:35 AM, bad_teammate said:

I haven't been genuinely interested in this shit since Super Tuesday and my participation after that was mainly inertia. That's when hope died and we have the predictable results

Wake me up when Marjorie Taylor Greene is about to become president because the stupid fucking Democrats think a Harris/Buttigieg ticket is just what the nation needs

Joe Biden broke bad_teammate. 

On 11/18/2020 at 7:56 AM, tantric superman said:

Because I can't be the only one that can barely deal with Donald Trump 2020 anymore.  Hopefully no Joe Biden 20__ thread ever gets past 100 pages....Although I'll cheat and start this one early.

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