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Excited for the same people who don't read the Georgia/Texas voting legislation, and only spout the GOP summary/talking points to parse every single comma in this executive order (encouraged in their hermeneutics by Fox And Friends).

He's also speaking live today; I've got to scoot so hope it is a good one.

 

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1 hour ago, NWBuck said:

Excited for the same people who don't read the Georgia/Texas voting legislation, and only spout the GOP summary/talking points to parse every single comma in this executive order (encouraged in their hermeneutics by Fox And Friends).

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1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

He's also speaking live today; I've got to scoot so hope it is a good one.

 

Sign language interpreter is fire.

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

TAKE.  THEM.  ALL.

People think they need guns though.

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

People think they need guns though.

Not everyone is equipped with ample penis mass.

10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Sign language interpreter is fire.

Slippin’ Jimmy?

8 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Not everyone is equipped with ample penis mass.

*self-consciously looking over at one of three gun safes in my house*

THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR MOM SAID

13 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

*self-consciously looking over at one of three gun safes in my house*

THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR MOM SAID

she didn't have the heart to tell you that you were fucking her pee hole

I currently pay a higher tax rate than Google. That seems fair. 
 

 

When you got nothing on Biden, summon the Bernie boogeyman. 

 

36 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Fuck em up Joe

Smart strategy for the Dems would be to make this a tax fight. Let the Republicans defend Amazon, meanwhile Amazon came out yesterday and said they're willing to pay more in taxes & support a bill. I bet more big companies come out and support the bill.

 

1 hour ago, Bruh Man said:

Smart strategy for the Dems would be to make this a tax fight. Let the Republicans defend Amazon, meanwhile Amazon came out yesterday and said they're willing to pay more in taxes & support a bill. I bet more big companies come out and support the bill.

 

Bezos also wrote that op-ed (?) about wealth inequality leading to revolution and has done fuck all else while he rakes in billions.  Don't know what to think about that guy.

Biden just appointed a HS friend of mine to head up the GSA.  

Dayum.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Biden just appointed a HS friend of mine to head up the GSA.  

Dayum.

Robin Carnahan?

19 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Joe you son of a bitch I love you. 
 

 

 

Going after the autism vote. I love it.

28 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Robin Carnahan?

Yes.

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

You from Missouri?

Yup.  Rolla.  My mom and Robin's mom (Jean, D-SN MO) were very close friends.  Robin is 2 years older than me and 2 years younger than my sister, so we weren't super tight, but our families were tight.

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

I currently pay a higher tax rate than Google. That seems fair. 
 

 

pretty much everyone does

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Yup.  Rolla.  My mom and Robin's mom (Jean, D-SN MO) were very close friends.  Robin is 2 years older than me and 2 years younger than my sister, so we weren't super tight, but our families were tight.

I just wanted an excuse to post this.

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22 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

Going after the autism vote. I love it.

This seems like a bit of a curious comment. Any particular reason?

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Did Joe say he was going to take everyone's guns today?

Which propaganda network runs that headline first?

2 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

This seems like a bit of a curious comment. Any particular reason?

autistic people love trains

21 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

autistic people love trains

Are you autistic people?

15 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Are you autistic people?

no, I'm just #problematic

16 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Posting about trains when you are not autistic is stolen valor. 

 

 

Hijacked over 100 trains, arrested 32 times... 68+ percent ain’t bad.
1 hour ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Posting about trains when you are not autistic is stolen valor. 

Ha. It’s okay he meant well! 

31 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


Hijacked over 100 trains, arrested 32 times... 68+ percent ain’t bad.

Free my man. Give him a job driving trains.

Sure, why not. He clearly knows how to operate them.

4 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

 

I had never seen this clip before. This guy should be working for the MTA. I mean good gosh trains are his life’s pursuit and he can definitely drive one. If not the subway then have him do a Metro North route to New Haven or something.

One thing I did not appreciate in that video is the reporter still calling it Asperger’s Syndrome. There is a reason they took Dr. Asperger’s name off of it. He was responsible for the deaths of at least two children in Vienna that he worked with. He only escaped going to prison after the war because he never joined the Nazi party, but he sure sounded like a Nazi the further along he went with them. I read this book last year and the evidence does not paint Dr. Asperger in a good light. It is a really, really exceptionally good read even though it is sad in the overall tone due to the subject. I want to visit this place eventually to see the memorial they have there for all the children who were killed because they had autism and were labeled as not being able to ever be part of the greater Volk. Some of the historical recounting of the children and how they died will get your allergies acting up I think.

https://m.barnesandnoble.com/w/aspergers-children-edith-sheffer/1127196061?ean=9780393609646
 

 

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9 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

I had never seen this clip before. This guy should be working for the MTA. I mean good gosh trains are his life’s pursuit and he can definitely drive one. If not the subway then have him do a Metro North route to New Haven or something.

One thing I did not appreciate in that video is the reporter still calling it Asperger’s Syndrome. There is a reason they took Dr. Asperger’s name off of it. He was responsible for the deaths of at least two children in Vienna that he worked with. He only escaped going to prison after the war because he never joined the Nazi party, but he sure sounded like a Nazi the further along he went with them. I read this book last year and the evidence does not paint Dr. Asperger in a good light. It is a really, really exceptionally good read even though it is sad in the overall tone due to the subject. I want to visit this place eventually to see the memorial they have there for all the children who were killed because they had autism and were labeled as not being able to ever be part of the greater Volk. Some of the historical recounting of the children and how they died will get your allergies acting up I think.

https://m.barnesandnoble.com/w/aspergers-children-edith-sheffer/1127196061?ean=9780393609646
 

 

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Did not know this, thanks for sharing. Also did not know it had stopped being called Aspberger’s.

On 4/7/2021 at 1:21 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

TAKE.  THEM.  ALL.

Lulz.

He could legalize it tomorrow with the stroke of a pen. People are still serving time and people will continue to get arrested for a fucking plant. He said he was sorry for the 94 Crime Bil, well here is an easy way to help make amends. 

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