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    @GRHorn I'm going to dinner at Bob's tomorrow and expensing it to the surly business account simply to re-take the picture that is your avatar, and I'm going to replace it with one that actually looks

  • Beau Vine
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    The Dow Jones Industrial Average closed at its all-time high today, so I'd like to congratulate Joe Biden for building the greatest economy the world has ever seen.

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1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Nancy’s not going to make it...

it's going to be hilarious when all Democratic leadership is dead by 2025 and don't get to see the inauguration of Donald Jr

Y’all are so fucking stupid 

it's going to be hilarious when all Democratic leadership is dead by 2025 and don't get to see the inauguration of Donald Jr

Well I’m saying she looks like she’s struggling up there...
Just now, bad_teammate said:

it's going to be hilarious when all Democratic leadership is dead by 2025 and don't get to see the inauguration of Donald Jr

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5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Y’all are so fucking stupid 

This is fair.

Just now, Willfully Horn said:

AOC says Biden has ‘exceeded expectations’ for progressives*
 

*except b_t.

It's a joke about how insanely old they all are calm down bud

7 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

it's going to be hilarious when all Democratic leadership is dead by 2025 and don't get to see the inauguration of Donald Jr

AOC says Biden has ‘exceeded expectations’ for progressives*
 

*except b_t.

 

Can’t argue with your prescience, according to my Surly feed.

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Republicans won’t clap because they hate America 

Just now, Js1 said:

Republicans won’t clap because they hate America 

it's true they are very stingy with it

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“Doing nothing is not an option”

Unless you’re a Comgressional Republican, than it’s an ethos 

11 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Well I’m saying she looks like she’s struggling up there...

mitt romney was resting his eyes earlier.

these folks must start with lunch martinis and hit up a nice bottle of wine at dinner before these things. 

damn, i miss rbg just flat out sleeping because she hit up the grape juice before the state of the union. she did not GAF

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

LOL Joe.  It already exists.

 

https://www.harpa.org/

 

I remember that a few of us had exchange over the concept a while back. 

Here was the discussion of the concept under the Trump administration. New day and all. 

 

 

but yeah, nancy is going through that fucking thing i sometimes get on long drives where you aren't tired, but damn you want to have a bit of a doze and your eyes won't take no for an answer.

also, kamala has figured out how to use a mask and smile through her eyes. it's the only thing we see, but she's very expressive, whereas nancy is trying to stay awake.

boebert ready for another insurrection RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Bernie is fired up

Ted Cruz: Cheaper drugs? People should die, cause fuck em.

Just now, 'stache said:

Ted Cruz: Cheaper drugs? People should die, cause fuck em.

yeah, i saw that expression. i hate him.

Biden making the right arguments on taxes. Republican's don't care. And people will still vote for them. I hate people.

He is talking about raising taxes. Why are people that make $400K a year mixed in with the Billionaires?  It seems to me that there is a big difference between someone making $400K a year and someone making a million a year.  Not saying $400K isn’t a lot but it seems like taxing someone that makes $400K at a 39% rate is much harsher than someone making a million.  Now all you socialists can neg me for asking this question.  

He just said grow from the middle out....worked for pied piper.

27 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

it's going to be hilarious when all Democratic leadership is dead by 2025 and don't get to see the inauguration of Donald Jr

Kamala will beat the brakes off that cokehead.

Just now, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

He is talking about raising taxes. Why are people that make $400K a year mixed in with the Billionaires?  It seems to me that there is a big difference between someone making $400K a year and someone making a million a year.  Not saying $400K isn’t a lot but it seems like taxing someone that makes $400K at a 39% rate is much harsher than someone making a million.  Now all you socialists can neg me for asking this question.  

yeah, of course, because a bag of rice costs the same to a billionaire as it does to a $400k household as it does to a $25k household.

but, there is some nuance in that tax code, if i recall correctly. they only tax the dollars above the $400k at 39.6% not the full amount. 

i could totally be wrong, so i'm open to correction. but that's how progressive tax rates work, right?

It’s nice to hear a no-bullshit American liberal again. When’s the last one? Johnson maybe?

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Fucking finally a president said it: trickle down has never worked. If Biden doesn't do or say anything else this term, that right there was worth my vote

Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Fucking finally a president said it: trickle down has never worked. If Biden doesn't do or say anything else this term, that right there was worth my vote

Fuckin a man

2 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

He is talking about raising taxes. Why are people that make $400K a year mixed in with the Billionaires?  It seems to me that there is a big difference between someone making $400K a year and someone making a million a year.  Not saying $400K isn’t a lot but it seems like taxing someone that makes $400K at a 39% rate is much harsher than someone making a million.  Now all you socialists can neg me for asking this question.  

I don't think you'd get much pushback if you moved it from $400K to $1mil. But I think stats show that $400K is a big dividing line which is why it was chosen.

1 minute ago, 1978horn said:

He just said grow from the middle out....worked for pied piper.

My first thought, as well. 
 

 

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

It’s nice to hear a no-bullshit American liberal again. When’s the last one? Johnson maybe?

 

Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Fucking finally a president said it: trickle down has never worked. If Biden doesn't do or say anything else this term, that right there was worth my vote

 

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

Fuckin a man

i'm weirdly enjoying this, even though i'm traditionally fiscally conservative. 

but he's being honest, he's being daring, and he's outlining pretty good reasons WHY he thinks these things will succeed.

i think yall won me over, liberals. i can't place exactly when it happened, because it started some time back, but it's definitely happened. 

Remember when Republicans said sleepy Joe was going to be a figurehead with Kamala having all the real power? Seems like Joe is doing pretty damn good. 

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

It’s nice to hear a no-bullshit American liberal again. When’s the last one? Johnson maybe?

Yup. I liked Obama, but his presidency will ultimately be pretty forgettable outside of the race barrier he broke. If Biden can get this shit done, he will be one of the most transformative presidencies in American history. We need to gain in the Senate in 2022 and that is what I worry about, because, again, people in this country and particularly the south are Stupid. As. Fuck.

Just now, Orale said:

Remember when Republicans said sleepy Joe was going to be a figurehead with Kamala having all the real power? Seems like Joe is doing pretty damn good. 

he's fucking killing it.

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

Yup. I liked Obama, but his presidency will ultimately be pretty forgettable outside of the race barrier he broke. If Biden can get this shit done, he will be one of the most transformative presidencies in American history. We need to gain in the Senate in 2022 and that is what I worry about, because, again, people in this country and particularly the south are Stupid. As. Fuck.

if he can. that's a big if. but as @Bozo_Casanova stated, this is the most honestly liberal president since lbj. it's kind of amazing to see a guy stand up and say, this is what i want to do.

Just now, hayden_horn said:

 

 

i'm weirdly enjoying this, even though i'm traditionally fiscally conservative. 

but he's being honest, he's being daring, and he's outlining pretty good reasons WHY he thinks these things will succeed.

i think yall won me over, liberals. i can't place exactly when it happened, because it started some time back, but it's definitely happened. 

He's definitely making the right arguments which has driven me crazy for years from democrats. I hope others are seeing this truth and we don't have to wait for more olds to die to finally get rational about taxes and the role government should play. I assure you though that the "republican response" will talk about "big government" and abortion, because their base doesn't understand good arguments, they only care that fuck libruls and librul tears.  

Lloyd Austin does not smile with his eyes at all 

15 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

also, kamala has figured out how to use a mask and smile through her eyes. it's the only thing we see, but she's very expressive, whereas nancy is trying to stay awake.

With all the botox, she can't.  Pelosi is old enough to be Harris' mother.

Just now, hayden_horn said:

if he can. that's a big if. but as @Bozo_Casanova stated, this is the most honestly liberal president since lbj. it's kind of amazing to see a guy stand up and say, this is what i want to do.

He’ll be successful Bc he embraces popular policies. He doesn’t shy away from it Bc he might get hit by the twitterati or the Facebook crowd. The “do popular stuff” president 

I like how his stutter comes up when he's truly pissed. It shows how genuine he is in his words. He big mad right now at russia and tripped over himself expressing and holding back rage. Love it.

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

He's definitely making the right arguments which has driven me crazy for years from democrats. I hope others are seeing this truth and we don't have to wait for more olds to die to finally get rational about taxes and the role government should play. I assure you though that the "republican response" will talk about "big government" and abortion, because their base doesn't understand good arguments, they only care that fuck libruls and librul tears.  

You forgot about guns.  Lost and lots of guns and they will take them away from you.

5 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i think yall won me over, liberals. i can't place exactly when it happened, because it started some time back, but it's definitely happened. 

Well, when every Republican under 50 is like a walking SNL sketch, it ought to be happening a lot.  Kudos to you for being willing to consider alternatives.  Real conservatism died with John McCain, and what has replaced it is dangerous, offensive, and disgusting.

 

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Fuuuuck, has any president called out white supremacy like this?? Good for him. 

I like how his stutter comes up when he's truly pissed. It shows how genuine he is in his words. He big mad right now at russia and tripped over himself expressing and holding back rage. Love it.

No, see, he stumbled over his words at least 4-5 times. That’s a clear sign that he’s a gurgling stumbling drooling senile blob of aphasia, and isn’t capable of holding office.

Did you not get the Tucker Carlson memo?

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