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1 hour ago, Hank Scorpio said:

 

Klippenstein wins the internet again! Nevermind that this is how a $15 minimum wage increase actually gets passed. Keep on getting those likes/retweets from your uninformed followers, though. Very helpful!

 

 

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3 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Klippenstein wins the internet again! Nevermind that this is how a $15 minimum wage increase actually gets passed. Keep on getting those likes/retweets from your uninformed followers, though. Very helpful!

 

 

No, there is worse. Because now the goalpost has been moved to $20/hour by the far twitter left (including Brie Brie) after years of rallying for $15/hour.

Just now, Js1 said:

No, there is worse. Because now the goalpost has been moved to $20/hour by the far twitter left (including Brie Brie) after years of rallying for $15/hour.

 

If Bernie was President right now and this exact legislation was introduced, Klippenstein and BrieBrie would be rounding the bases with glee.

 

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

No, there is worse. Because now the goalpost has been moved to $20/hour by the far twitter left (including Brie Brie) after years of rallying for $15/hour.

Doesn't $15 sound more reasonable now that a few on the left say $20?

It's how government makes sausage. 

Always make the big ask

I think there's little doubt of Biden's competency or physical stamina to do the job.  I'm exhausted just keeping up with all he is doing.  And he's doing it.

It's been a pretty fucking spectacular week. I think I've even lost some weight.

At this thread's rate of progression since January 1, it might hit 100 pages by December 31.

Advantage Trump for providing message board thread-posting material.

 

BIDEN ADMINISTRATION, DEMOCRATIC MAJORITY VS. ERRYBODY:

New motto for Biden Administration:

We get shit done.

 

He should be impeached immediately. 

4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

He should be impeached immediately. 

Yes.  What is important is that the Trump admin never looked like a clown show at any briefing.....

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These people are fucking insane and evil.  All of them.  They are a poison.

20 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

He should be impeached immediately. 

That's not real is it?  Or at least satire?

18 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

He should be impeached immediately. 

Never Forget. #cordgate 

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

That's not real is it?  Or at least satire?

It's on her Twitter page. 

5 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

It's on her Twitter page. 

Thank you.  Who is she?  I don't delve into these people's profiles.

At this thread's rate of progression since January 1, it might hit 100 pages by December 31.
Advantage Trump for providing message board thread-posting material.
 

MABA

Make America Boring Again

Joe just said he's going to ask congress to eliminate O&G subsidies.  Get rid of the filibuster, otherwise those are just words.

37 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yes.  What is important is that the Trump admin never looked like a clown show at any briefing.....

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These people are fucking insane and evil.  All of them.  They are a poison.

I saw Biden at the tiny desk too recently. He looked less ridiculous than Trump, but I think trump just looks stupid at all times these days. Question is, why does this thing exist? Can't they make a more regal looking moveable desk for this stuff? He's the president of the United Fucking States. I have a card table in my garage that looks more formal than this thing.

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13 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Plus she retweeted this below. The irony, symbolism, whatever you call it of this group of maskless women in a town named Rome, meeting with someone who supports a deranged populist is off the charts. Good article from a couple of months ago regarding Rome (not Georgia):https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2020/11/03/donald-trump-julius-caesar-433956

 

Holy shit, that is a room full of Karens.

7 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I saw Biden at the tiny desk too recently. He looked less ridiculous than Trump, but I think trump just looks stupid at all times these days. Question is, why does this thing exist? Can't they make a more regal looking moveable desk for this stuff? He's the president of the United Fucking States. I have a card table in my garage that looks more formal than this thing.

Hmm, this is like a reverse spicy tan suit. I feel obligated to make fun of Biden now. 

54 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Plus she retweeted this below. The irony, symbolism, whatever you call it of this group of maskless women in a town named Rome, meeting with someone who supports a deranged populist is off the charts. Good article from a couple of months ago regarding Rome (not Georgia):https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2020/11/03/donald-trump-julius-caesar-433956

 

This looks like an open call audition for a community theater adaptation of Winter's Bone.

23 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Doesn't $15 sound more reasonable now that a few on the left say $20?

It's how government makes sausage. 

Always make the big ask

Personally, I think it should be scaled based on cost of living.  We aren't a one size fits all nation. A country store with 5 employees can't really afford a minimum $12,000 in labor costs a month. More with benefits. Plus if rent is $300 or $400 a month in that town, those employees are getting way more purchasing power parity than someone making the same in a city where rents are 3 or 4 times higher. 

Conservatives are full of shit when they say high minimum wages cause issues in expensive urban areas. Those areas have plenty of buffer to spread the wealth. However, a $15 min wage would absolutely cause issues in most small towns. 

This State Dept briefing is refreshing. Paraphrasing: "We called out Russia on their shit."

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2 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Plus she retweeted this below. The irony, symbolism, whatever you call it of this group of maskless women in a town named Rome, meeting with someone who supports a deranged populist is off the charts. Good article from a couple of months ago regarding Rome (not Georgia):https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2020/11/03/donald-trump-julius-caesar-433956

 

If I had mad computer skills I'd shop Bill Murray in for that guy in the back.

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6 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

He should be impeached immediately. 

Great reply.

4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Joe is not fucking around. 

That is not a very good metric and it is misleading--ignore Fox.

 

 

upon reflection of Biden's "disastrous first week" as asserted by Sean Hannity on Biden's first full day..

Trumps's first week

Saturday, Jan. 21

  • Trump acting like an ass in front of the CIA memorial
  • Sean Spicer disastrous first press briefing. (inauguration crowd size, lying about metro ridership, didnt take any questions)
  • Women's March on Washington

Sunday, Jan 22

  • Kellyanne Conways "alternate facts" interview on Meet the Press

Monday, Jan 23

  • trump publicaly claims there were between 3 million and 5 million illegal votes cast in the 2016 election.

Tuesday, Jan 24

  • Sean Spicer repeated these claims in a press briefing while offering no evidence.

Wednesday Jan 25

  • Trump signs executive order to begin construction on the wall. (not paid by Mexico)
  • Trump gives an interview again stating 5 million illegal votes were cast.

Thursday Jan 26

  • in an interview with Sean Hannity, Trump asserts  waterboarding works and talked about bringing it back, though it is outlawed in the U.S. as torture

Friday Jan 27

  • Trump signed an executive order blocking travelers from seven countries, all of which are Muslim-majority
  • Protests at airports ensue, amid confusion on the details of the ban.

 

(take a breath)

Biden White House is sending VP Harris to do local media to get support for the COVID relief package in...

West Virginia & Arizona

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5 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Joe is not fucking around. 

He has a lot to un-fuck.

14-hour gap between Biden posts? At this rate, Surly’s gonna be turned into a scat site.

5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

The top of this page was 50 hours ago. 

God, I love boring American governance.  Thank you Joe. 

6 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

That is not a very good metric and it is misleading--ignore Fox.

 

 

why? you thinking the total count is more informative? of course its a snap shot to make a Fox point.

I find it telling. Its eerily familiar to the # of new covid cases actually. kinda kinda kinda oh shit!

lots of us have been bitching about overreach by the exec branch for god knows how long now. this is not a good form of government. its patchwork on a system in complete disarray. which we know.

and yes uncle joe has lots to unfuck. including reducing the power of the exec branch of some batshit republican is going to drop 100 on your ass in the first 10 days

there is so much reform that has to take place to make America safe from extremist republicans. i can't even begin to count the shit that needs to get changed. 

 

26 minutes ago, Red Five said:

The top of this page was 50 hours ago. 

oh you just wait! we have cordgate now. once that blows up all bets are off. 

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

He has a lot to un-fuck.

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7 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Joe is not fucking around. 

One is unlike the others, just a miserable looking fuck. 

57 minutes ago, staboner said:

why? you thinking the total count is more informative? of course its a snap shot to make a Fox point.

I find it telling. Its eerily familiar to the # of new covid cases actually. kinda kinda kinda oh shit!

lots of us have been bitching about overreach by the exec branch for god knows how long now. this is not a good form of government. its patchwork on a system in complete disarray. which we know.

and yes uncle joe has lots to unfuck. including reducing the power of the exec branch of some batshit republican is going to drop 100 on your ass in the first 10 days

there is so much reform that has to take place to make America safe from extremist republicans. i can't even begin to count the shit that needs to get changed. 

 

That was my point. I looked at the EO list yesterday and over/up to half of them related to the pandemic and addressing that. So, yeah, ignore Fox was my point. Once things settle down, I'm hoping he'll meet with Miss Nancy and Mr. Schumer and get things rolling like chocolates on Lucille Ball's conveyor belt.

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With any luck Mitch will pass out trying to count.

You hate that he opened up the exchange for new signups so people can have healthcare during a pandemic? 

8 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Joe is not fucking around. 

Yeah, I read that as "How fucked up were things when this person took office" and not "I'm being draconian with executive overreach"

1 minute ago, NWBuck said:

Yeah, I read that as "How fucked up were things when this person took office" and not "I'm being draconian with executive overreach"

Because you have critical thinking skills. But I guarantee you, Fox viewers are calling him a dictator.

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