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  • A serious breach of ethics, had I known he was available I wouldn't have drafted Harden damnit!

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  • go for it. you guys good with sunday evening december 20th for the draft?  season starts 12/22. let's say keepers have to be declared by 12/18?

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#552
3 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

Clint Capela being the only C on the Hawks roster and getting 26 mpg is infuriating, especially when Gobert was going to be our pick but was taken one pick prior.

Just the modern NBA. JoVal was literally a top 30 player last year playing 28 mpg. Just have to hope Capela produces when he's on the floor. 

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#553
12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Just the modern NBA. JoVal was literally a top 30 player last year playing 28 mpg. Just have to hope Capela produces when he's on the floor. 

speaking of players my partner and i targeted but didn't get... Jonas gonna have a huge season in NO this year. 

#554
2 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

speaking of players my partner and i targeted but didn't get... Jonas gonna have a huge season in NO this year. 

Well, he wasn't draftable. Honestly I was worried 4th round was too high but I think I'm on the right side of it so far. 

Weird note: his FG% has been atrocious so far. But I'm pretty much punting that every week so, whatever.

#556

RJ Barrett 35/8/6 on my fucking bench. Wasn't paying attention I guess and played D Rose over him. 

God dammit. 

#558
1 minute ago, shadow_operative said:

 

 

It was only his career fucking high in 133 games played in the NBA. No biggie. 

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#559
2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

It was only his career fucking high in 133 games played in the NBA. No biggie. 

well, maybe he's about to start doing that shit on the regular now. 🤷🏼‍♂️ 

#560
Just now, shadow_operative said:

well, maybe he's about to start doing that shit on the regular now. 🤷🏼‍♂️ 

Yes that is definitely the silver lining. 

#561

I fucked up too z. I got caught up in some euphoria and forgot to make some subs and I could have had a full lineup tonight instead of having a guy on the bench. Still trying to figure this thing out. I don't think it would have mattered but what would have mattered is if Kerr would have let Dray play 3 minutes in the 4th and get his two dimes and he could have fucked around and got his triple double. 

#562
14 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

I fucked up too z. I got caught up in some euphoria and forgot to make some subs and I could have had a full lineup tonight instead of having a guy on the bench. Still trying to figure this thing out. I don't think it would have mattered but what would have mattered is if Kerr would have let Dray play 3 minutes in the 4th and get his two dimes and he could have fucked around and got his triple double. 

You're beating my fucking ass so it's whatever. I'll be lucky to take 3 cats. 

Also I remembered my favorite ESPN fantasy rule - you can't add someone and play them if any games have started on the day of. 

Oh well. Long season. 

#563
6 hours ago, ztejas said:

You're beating my fucking ass so it's whatever. I'll be lucky to take 3 cats. 

Also I remembered my favorite ESPN fantasy rule - you can't add someone and play them if any games have started on the day of. 

Oh well. Long season. 

Wondered why my add of Theis wasn't taking. This esplains it. Thanks. 

This is kind of fun. I think I like it. 

#564

Something else that's dumb - I can't even bench a guy instead of playing him. Westbrook is about to 100% lose me turnovers and unless he has one of 2 steals, 10 free throws or a TD it's going to cost me. 

#566
14 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

wait, did you try to bench Russ before he played? because that should work.

It didn't. Maybe it was too close to gametime? It was locked at like 9:18. 

#567

When you trade players does it also trade their draft/keeper rights? Did we decide on this in previous years?

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#568
Just now, ztejas said:

When you trade players does it also trade their draft/keeper rights? Did we decide on this in previous years?

yeah, a player retains his keeper eligibility even after being traded.

#569
5 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

yeah, a player retains his keeper eligibility even after being traded.

that's correct.  makes trading all the more fun.

#572

Good one. Falling out of my chair. 

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You know - if you pay my entry fee I'll ship him.

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#573
2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Good one. Falling out of my chair. 

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You know - if you pay my entry fee I'll ship him.

i was preparing an offer for you earlier, and involved a couple of healthy big men. ended up not sending it, but i might send something your way this evening. 

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#574
21 hours ago, ztejas said:

Rubio just dropped 37 and 10 on me. 

Cool GIF

yeah, 3PM was a very close category in my matchup and i decided to drop Rubio the day before he did that. that one hurt me too. 

#575
20 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

yeah, 3PM was a very close category in my matchup and i decided to drop Rubio the day before he did that. that one hurt me too. 

Part of the reason he went off is that Sexton went out in the first half which kept him on the floor more. Just awesome. 

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#578
Clint Capela says farewell to my team with 20/15/2 blk on 10/11 shooting. gonna miss you homie. i know BO will take care of you. 

Color me shocked as I never would have thought you would have given up one of your precious centers
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#581

Fuck Bradley Beal. Singlehandedly tanking my fucking season. Enjoy my $100. 

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#582
50 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Fuck Bradley Beal. Singlehandedly tanking my fucking season. Enjoy my $100. 

trade offer incoming. 

 

 

 

 

(i'm pretty sure i'm joking...maybe)

#583
2 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

trade offer incoming. 

 

 

 

 

(i'm pretty sure i'm joking...maybe)

I'd try and trade him but at this point he can pretty much only play better. 

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#586
1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

my team has been decimated by injuries.  every day there is more and more red lettering next to their names.

yeah i actually saw that today. just brutal. 

#587

I'm not sure which one of you is playing Durant against me right now but you're driving a stake into my heart. I'll just have to hope my joy for the 50 pt triple double outweighs my sinking fantasy depression. 

#589
11 hours ago, ztejas said:

I'm not sure which one of you is playing Durant against me right now but you're driving a stake into my heart. I'll just have to hope my joy for the 50 pt triple double outweighs my sinking fantasy depression. 

Raises hand.

  • 2 weeks later...
#590

Any thoughts on expanding IR? Deal with it? Fuckin omicron gonna have us either dropping 60% of our teams every week or rolling out lineups with like 5 man games in an entire week. 

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#593

i just went from having not lost a matchup since week 1 to losing 12-0-0 because half of my team was out all week (and because it happened when i played Rex- i still would have beaten a couple of you lol). so yeah; shit sucks. 

#595

Yes. Down to add 1 though. 

Waiver/FA is already pretty scarce. There won't be anything but absolue bums left if we go to 5.

#597
20 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

that is a good point.  maybe i should just add 1 more IR spot?

I've been thinking we should have 4 for awhile now. If everyone else is down then I'd say make the change. 

#600

Nice. 2 other suggestions should this not prove to be enough - allow more than 7 adds or whatever it is per matchup period, and shorten the waiver period or eliminate it. Not suggesting we need to do it now, maybe it's wait and see. Just a thought.

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