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For God's sake, why not?

No one in either fan base knows
33 minutes ago, Deej said:

She's really helped by being sandwiched between Rosie O'Donnell and Margaret McPoyle.

It’s the way she executed the gesture. That young lady really understands the subtle nuances of eye contact.

7 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:


He’s dialed in

Been away from all media since 3. Thought I’d check the score. Shit. Checking back out...  

Damn, Purdy is bring it in his last Farmageddon

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Damn, Purdy is bring it in his last Farmageddon

He’ll be back next year.

Oops, I was thinking he was a senior.  Although technically even seniors can come back but I doubt there will be many that do.

ISU is going to kick our ass on Friday

😭it would be less painful if I Oh Wa State was better looking.  😱

ISU about to throw in the backups in the 2nd half and get the starters ready for Texas. 

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Holy shit. I haven’t been this aroused in years and I banged the wheels off my wife last night

Just now, USNALonghorn said:

KSU looks like they straight up quit on the season.

There's no excuse why we shouldn't beat KSU this year

Just now, USNALonghorn said:

KSU looks like they straight up quit on the season.

Fear not, they'll look like the '86 Bears when we play them.

Just now, Longboard Horn said:

There's no excuse why we shouldn't beat KSU this year

They're terrible.  We should win convincingly.

So I THINK if isu finishes this off, they only need to win 1 of their last 2 to get into the ccg.  But it’s tough because lots of things seem to depend on how many teams are involved in the tiebreaker. 
 

what is annoying is that it seems like anything Texas can do to help itself get to the ccg also seems to help ou get there...like beating osu. Would be cool if osu would beat ou tonight. 

If this Brock Purdy shows up Friday, Herman is losing his job.

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So I THINK if isu finishes this off, they only need to win 1 of their last 2 to get into the ccg.  But it’s tough because lots of things seem to depend on how many teams are involved in the tiebreaker. 
 
what is annoying is that it seems like anything Texas can do to help itself get to the ccg also seems to help ou get there...like beating osu. Would be cool if osu would beat ou tonight. 

We have to beat you.


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1 minute ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Holy shit. I haven’t been this aroused in years and I banged the wheels off my wife last night

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2 minutes ago, Domedriver said:

😭it would be less painful if I Oh Wa State was better looking.  😱 

 

   YOU COULDN'T HANDLE ME...

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farma-massacre!

and that’s how you coach for your next job! 

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

ISU is going to kick our ass on Friday

3 weeks to prepare and get healthy. And who has kicked our ass so far this year, as far as final score?

1 minute ago, Al_4_ISU said:


We have to beat you.


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You sure?  If you lose to us and win the last one, you are 7-2.  That’s the best case for Texas, ou, and osu. 

2 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

ISU is going to push our shit in next week.
 

 

5 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

KSU looks like they straight up quit on the season.

Sure does

If we were playing KSU today, we'd be in a dogfight right now.

There's no excuse why we shouldn't beat KSU this year

Would them getting sloppy with COVID protocol and having to cancel count as an excuse?
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You sure?  If you lose to us and win the last one, you are 7-2.  That’s the best case for Texas, ou, and osu. 

You and OSU will both most likely be 7-2 and both will have tie breaker on us.

You aren’t losing to KSU
6 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

KSU looks like they straight up quit on the season.

K-State missing some key players on defense (especially at LB) has made this a rout for the Cyclones...

6 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

 

Jack Trice. 3PM Central, Fox. Clones -13

 

I hate this game so much. My stomach started twisting into a knot yesterday afternoon. I want nothing more than to fucking break KSU.

 

We’ll probably fuck this up because that’s what happens when we play these stupid fucks. KSU will probably have 100 yards of offense, but 3-4 non offensive TDs. At least one egregious call will go their way too.

 

I fucking hate this game.

 

Well. This post aged like milk.

No, that's not insult to injury, you stupid commentator. This is adding injury to insult (OL injured). Literally.

10 minutes ago, WBT said:

ISU is going to kick our ass on Friday

We have to knock Chubba Purdy out of the game.

2 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:


You and OSU will both most likely be 7-2 and both will have tie breaker on us.

You aren’t losing to KSU

Tom Herman: Challenge accepted


Jack Trice. 3PM Central, Fox. Clones -13
 
I hate this game so much. My stomach started twisting into a knot yesterday afternoon. I want nothing more than to fucking break KSU.
 
We’ll probably fuck this up because that’s what happens when we play these stupid fucks. KSU will probably have 100 yards of offense, but 3-4 non offensive TDs. At least one egregious call will go their way too.
 
I fucking hate this game.

Are you still nervous there big guy, or have you settled down a little?
4 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:


You and OSU will both most likely be 7-2 and both will have tie breaker on us.

You aren’t losing to KSU

Winning is really really hard.

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Well. This post aged like milk.

Like I hoped it would
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I could masterbate to this still photo.
1 minute ago, Al_4_ISU said:


You and OSU will both most likely be 7-2 and both will have tie breaker on us.

You aren’t losing to KSU

Wow you’re right. Even adding ou at 7-2 would mean tx/ou again at 2-1 over tiebreaker teams. That doesn’t feel right, but it is. 

5 minutes ago, DaysOff said:


I could masterbate to this still photo.

zip Already did.

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

3 weeks to prepare and get healthy. And who has kicked our ass so far this year, as far as final score?

It does not matter to the anti Herman/anti Texas assholes

But to amswer your question no one has kicked our ass this year period.

When we beat ISU on Friday these haters will be squirming their asses off.

And I for one will just set back and enjoy every minute of it.

 

You sure?  If you lose to us and win the last one, you are 7-2.  That’s the best case for Texas, ou, and osu. 

The 7-2 four way scenario gets you Texas-OU round 2 by virtue of Texas and OU each going 2-1 against the other three teams in the tie.

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