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Yeah, the only potential losses left are Iowa State and the CCG. Herman isn't losing to either Kansas team.

We aren’t losing to Iowa State or Kansas State.

We’re losing to Kansas.

19 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So I THINK if isu finishes this off, they only need to win 1 of their last 2 to get into the ccg.  But it’s tough because lots of things seem to depend on how many teams are involved in the tiebreaker. 
 

what is annoying is that it seems like anything Texas can do to help itself get to the ccg also seems to help ou get there...like beating osu. Would be cool if osu would beat ou tonight. 

This.  Regardless as to how Texas F's up its season, OU losing tonight would be awesome.

2 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

We aren’t losing to Iowa State or Kansas State.

We’re losing to Kansas.

This is the Herman way.

I didn’t know Skylar Thompson was hurt and KSU was rolling with a freshman. No wonder they are getting rekt by ISU and also by WVU. How did K State almost beat OSU?

27 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

farma-massacre!

and that’s how you coach for your next job! 

 

12 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

We aren’t losing to Iowa State or Kansas State.

We’re losing to Kansas.

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Just now, Longboard Horn said:

Mike Rose is putting on a defensive clinic for ISU

other than giving up that 3rd and long for a 1st down right there

13 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

We aren’t losing to Iowa State or Kansas State.

We’re losing to Kansas.

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2 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Mike Rose is putting on a defensive clinic for ISU

Against a team starting their third string QB.

18 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

We aren’t losing to Iowa State or Kansas State.

We’re losing to Kansas.

You are an idiot

Negged for being so

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Iowa state is going to butt fuck us aren’t they 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Iowa state is going to butt fuck us aren’t they 

Depends. They usually play sloppy against us in Austin

1 minute ago, Longboard Horn said:

Depends. They usually play sloppy against us in Austin

We also usually play sloppy in football fields 

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Depends. They usually play sloppy against us in Austin

Other than the one time I went to a game at DKR, this is accurate

Loving this.  If TX can't win, why not root for Iowa St in the Big 12?  A friend and co-teacher at my school is the sister of Jared Barnett.  He came in at QB and knocked off Okie St in 2011 when Okie St was #2.  She and her family are awesome.  Plus, her 1st grader is like 4'8 120 lbs and loves TX.

So when does Bill Snyder Part III start ? 

5 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:


Other than the one time I went to a game at DKR, this is accurate

Guessing you went to the 2010 game?

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

So when does Bill Snyder Part III start ? 

You have to admire that guy. There is no other way to see it. 

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

So when does Bill Snyder Part III start ? 

After Klienman's 3rd year is over

Iowa state is going to butt fuck us aren’t they 

So you think they’re capable of rout 66’ing us? Asking for a friend named Urban.

I've watched plenty enough of Herman coached teams to know that there is about a 0.1% chance ISU blow us out at home. 

We will either win in agonizing, unconvincing fashion or we will dick around the entire 3rd quarter to wind up coming up 4-5 points short.

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[mention=1238]Al_4_ISU[/mention] would you come down to DFW@ for the title game if ISU makes it in?

One of my best friends from ISU lives in Plano. I’d entertain it
2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I've watched plenty enough of Herman coached teams to know that there is about a 0.1% chance ISU blow us out at home. 

We will either win in agonizing, unconvincing fashion or we will dick around the entire 3rd quarter to wind up coming up 4-5 points short.

Or we'll fuck up and lose on a walk off field goal again

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Guessing you went to the 2010 game?

Yup. Big reason I post here. Got great Austin info from the OG Shag, and your fans were great.

Most fanbases love ISU pregame and then turn douche when we win. Your fans were awesome in defeat too. When you consider where ISU and UT were as programs at the time, it speaks very well of Texas fans.

I’m loving this game.  All the ISU people I have met at UT games have been great.  All the K-State fans have been absolute pricks.

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THE FLYING DUTCHMAN!

Fuck you, K State. Fuck. You.

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I’m loving this game.  All the ISU people I have met at UT games have been great.  All the K-State fans have been absolute pricks.

We’re basically the same people, they’ve just been spoiled rotten with garbage success

These fuckers are just getting our hopes up for next weekend, aren’t they?

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4 minutes ago, Soliver465 said:

I’m loving this game.  All the ISU people I have met at UT games have been great.  All the K-State fans have been absolute pricks.

There was an ISU guy a few years back, sitting behind me in 14 at DKR...wouldn’t stop calling Armanti Foreman Lil Wayne. He caught a TD eventually and forced the racist fuck to leave early. It was lovely. 

29 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


So you think they’re capable of rout 66’ing us? Asking for a friend named Urban.

Sonic has been ur bitch.

cyclones! What can you say about them? Sweet Caroline! 

Trust me that Herman is on no one’s hit list. If he were an ice cream, he’d be pralines and douche.

A kid from my Minneapolis neighborhood is a junior at isu.  He texted me after midnight one night this week trying to convince me to road trip with him to Austin for the game.  That's just a perfect example of the ISU fanbase- get drunk and think a 15+ hour road trip with the neighborhood Texas dad over Thanksgiving is actually a great idea.

That kind of shit is why I won't be that upset when those goofy bastards destroy us next week.  That, and it being the final nail in Mensa's coffin 

4 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

A kid from my Minneapolis neighborhood is a junior at isu.  He texted me after midnight one night this week trying to convince me to road trip with him to Austin for the game.  That's just a perfect example of the ISU fanbase- get drunk and think a 15+ hour road trip with the neighborhood Texas dad over Thanksgiving is actually a great idea.

That kind of shit is why I won't be that upset when those goofy bastards destroy us next week.  That, and it being the final nail in Mensa's coffin 

 

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10 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Sonic has been ur bitch.

cyclones! What can you say about them? Sweet Caroline! 

 

9 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Trust me that Herman is on no one’s hit list. If he were an ice cream, he’d be pralines and douche.

I don’t know what any of this shit means haha. I laughed anyway though. 

4 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

 

I don’t know what any of this shit means haha. I laughed anyway though. 

Thank Goodness! 

This.  Regardless as to how Texas F's up its season, OU losing tonight would be awesome.

Wouldn’t fuck Texas at all. That’d be three conference losses for OU. Texas wins it and it’s almost impossible to get a scenario where they’re not in the CCG. Lose Friday or to one of the Kansas schools and nothing matters anyway.
21 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

There was an ISU guy a few years back, sitting behind me in 14 at DKR...wouldn’t stop calling Armanti Foreman Lil Wayne. He caught a TD eventually and forced the racist fuck to leave early. It was lovely. 

Armanti Foreman caught a TD? I'm going to need proof of this. 

You are an idiot
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Hi Tom! ISU doesn’t look half bad. Maybe get off surly and prepare.

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