Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

  • Replies 1.1k
  • Views 100.1k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • gatormarc
    gatormarc

    LSU fans are really big on smoking Gator before our game. I guess it can make for a fun spread if people are willing to try it.  For some reason the SEC frowns upon us smoking various breeds of c

Posted Images

Florida dominating maybe the only team worse than them lol

Edited by jebusshuttlecock

Yeah, these refs suck.

I guess the SEC should thank us for taking them instead of one of the games that matters this week.

7 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I can't believe I'm actually watching this shit show. I can't stop. 

It's like a train wreck but the trains are of the Lionel variety.

Just now, gatormarc said:

It's like a train wreck but the trains are of the Lionel variety.

Yep. This exactly. It's like a train wreck, but the train derailed and went into traffic. 

1 hour ago, BrazilHorn said:

Fuck that. Jeff Lebby's rape enabling ass is their HC, I hope Florida hangs 100 on them

this is the way FCB

42 minutes ago, Damor said:

My wife went to State, so I've always kept an eye on them and pulled for them, which was all the more fun with Leach there.

I was disgusted that they hired that piece of shit, and I wish him such spectacular and gratuitously horrific failure that he's fired on the field after their last game, if not earlier. 

Same with TCU hiring rape enabling baby Briles. They should lose every game in humiliating fashion. Massive failure of leadership at all levels of the University to let anyone from the Briles coaching tree in. Lebby, baby Briles, and steroid freak Kaz were the worst, and TCU has two of them on their staff. 

37 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

giphy.gif

 

Screenshot_20240921-132836_kindlephoto-16626571.thumb.png.a332ec7faa15adbf21201426a1e620f8.png

Thanks for helping me stand by my statement. Colanders can’t hold water and neither can those defenses. 

I feel re victimized every time I see the Gata in 2 deep on 4th and short.   Yeah 7 man box LOL

  • 3 weeks later...
  • Author

Playing the fake UT today boyzzzz

Gata playing better... did not realize that they currently have a winning record at 3-2.

Lead vols, 3-0 middle of 2nd qtr

Lutz... Gata just fumbled on vols 1 yardline and creamcicles recovered 😋

Damn... Gata scores TD, leads 10-0 💥

On the road at Tennessee, 7min left 3qtr

 

 

Edited by LTtxfan
damn autocorrect

  • Author
27 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Damn... Gata scores TD, leads 10-0 💥

On the road at Tennessee, 7min left 3qtr

Working real hard on blowing it right now

3rd and 8 short bus Billy draws up a nice dig route 6 yards into triple coverage. Just so he can go for it on 4th and 3 on a shitass slant and not get it. 
 

Worst play calling in the SEC now with Vandy doing ok. This mother fucker needs to hire an OC or get the fuck out. 
 

Go get Meyer back fuck it

4D chess by Napier, wasting a timeout to save 10 seconds, so even if they don't bungle this, Tennessee has more time for a fg.

  • Author

I thought Napier was about to call his last play at UF right there with the swinging gate lmao

SEC refs not doing their job.  Didn't put more time on the clock or find a phantom penalty on Florida.

  • Author

Heipel may be more retarded than Napier 

3 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

How the fuck are they adding time after every play

The announcers just completely glossed over Heupel being a moron and letting 8 seconds run off the clock before calling time out, but because SEC refs, they just put the time back on the clock.

  • Author

Ah never mind Napier is absolutely fucking dogshit as a play caller and coach. 

Should have just gone for 2 in regulation.  Absolutely no one believed Napier wouldn't shit the bed again calling the plays in OT.

  • Author
32 minutes ago, Captain Obvious said:

Should have just gone for 2 in regulation.  Absolutely no one believed Napier wouldn't shit the bed again calling the plays in OT.

Did you see the 2 point conversion play they trotted out?

Swinging fuckin gate lol

 

2 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Did you see the 2 point conversion play they trotted out?

Swinging fuckin gate lol

 

Yes, and sadly I would have trusted the odds of that working out somehow more than I trusted Sun Belt Billy calling plays in OT.

Also, WTF was Heupel doing on that, burning a timeout?  They gifted him the win in regulation.

Edited by Captain Obvious

  • Author
28 minutes ago, Captain Obvious said:

Yes, and sadly I would have trusted the odds of that working out somehow more than I trusted Sun Belt Billy calling plays in OT.

Also, WTF was Heupel doing on that, burning a timeout?  They gifted him the win in regulation.

Lane Kiffin or a Chip Kelley I guess….
 

Urban fuckin Legend runs it back? Brain spiders get cured finally?

Urban-Meyer-Papa-Johns.jpg
 

Who else is out there that can make a splash?

My fellow regards, what's the beverage of choice for tonight's regarded slap fight?  And may the best regard win tonight. 

FWIW, if that Kentucky team can beat Ole Miss on the road and stay within 1 point of UGAy, it's not beyond the realm of possibility that we steal one or two that we aren't supposed to win the rest of the way out.  I would guess Ole Miss is the most likely, Texas is least likely.  This doesn't change our coaching mental deficit, but Lagway give hope for the future assuming he sticks around.

1 hour ago, SurlyGator said:

FWIW, if that Kentucky team can beat Ole Miss on the road and stay within 1 point of UGAy, it's not beyond the realm of possibility that we steal one or two that we aren't supposed to win the rest of the way out.  I would guess Ole Miss is the most likely, Texas is least likely.  This doesn't change our coaching mental deficit, but Lagway give hope for the future assuming he sticks around.

Napier will do just enough to last 2 more years. 

On 10/19/2024 at 8:00 AM, LTtxfan said:

Tailgate...

That's a lot of room temperature beer.

  • 2 weeks later...

Since next game for Texas is gata

Georgia vs Florida - What The Film Say About DJ Lagway and Gators Offense 

 

  • Author

I'm a bit worried for Texas, Florida has been looking aight with DJ and only DJ on offense. The defense also stopped looking such complete shit-ass.

 

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

I'm a bit worried for Texas, Florida has been looking aight with DJ and only DJ on offense. The defense also stopped looking such complete shit-ass.

 

I’m worried for Florida. We’re coming off a bye week and getting some players back. They’re coming off rival game with Georgia. They better hope they stay healthy. 

2 hours ago, Zeus said:

I'm a bit worried for Texas, Florida has been looking aight with DJ and only DJ on offense. The defense also stopped looking such complete shit-ass.

 

That seems painfully optimistic.

1 hour ago, Hookem10 said:

I’m worried for Florida. We’re coming off a bye week and getting some players back. They’re coming off rival game with Georgia. They better hope they stay healthy. 

That seems painfully realistic.

6 hours ago, Hookem10 said:

I’m worried for Florida. We’re coming off a bye week and getting some players back. They’re coming off rival game with Georgia. They better hope they stay healthy. 

How have we done under Sark coming off bye weeks? I haven’t done the research on this so actually interested 

12 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

How have we done under Sark coming off bye weeks? I haven’t done the research on this so actually interested 

3-1 so far.

That seems painfully realistic.
Maybe so, but Gata still has a lot of talent they can put on the field. Sunbelt Billy may not be the best man to coordinate them into a dangerous football weapon, but that doesn't mean they couldn't put it all together against a top 10 opponent on the road in the name of making a statement.

Billy himself may be dead man walking, but there are still a lot of Florida players with personal pride and talent they would love to show off. If our team comes out slow or play like our ranking vs Florida will be the difference, could be a long day for us.

All that talent hasn’t won more than 6 games since before covid, but sure hypotheticals are fun. Also, shouldn’t we play like our ranking? 

Apparently a group of Florida players came to Billy’s office several weeks ago and told him the defense had to be simplified, and that’s been the catalyst for their improved play recently. What a joke of a coach

On 10/29/2024 at 2:20 PM, LTtxfan said:

Since next game for Texas is gata

Georgia vs Florida - What The Film Say About DJ Lagway and Gators Offense 

 

 

gata defense

FILM: How Georgia Will Attack Florida's Defense | Georgia vs Florida Preview

gata throwin' in the towel vs jawja?

Florida rules out Eugene Wilson, Jason Marshall vs. Georgia

Oct 30, 2024      AP

GAINESVILLE, Fla. -- Florida will be without receiver Eugene Wilson III and cornerback Jason Marshall Jr. against No. 2 Georgia on Saturday.

The Gators (4-3, 2-2 Southeastern Conference) ruled both starters out Wednesday night.

Wilson ranked third on the team with 19 receptions for 266 yards and a touchdown. Marshall has been one of Florida's top defensive backs, notching 20 tackles and a team-leading four pass breakups while starting all seven games.

The Gators also ruled out cornerback Ja'Keem Jackson and safety Asa Turner. Running back Montrell Johnson Jr., linebacker R.J. Moten and guard Damieon George Jr. are listed as questionable.

 

Not having Trey Wilson hurts us a lot.  If he and Montrell are both out its really no es bueno for our offense.

1 hour ago, SurlyGator said:

Not having Trey Wilson hurts us a lot.  If he and Montrell are both out its really no es bueno for our offense.

Georgia sux yall will win convincingly good sir 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.