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  • gatormarc
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    LSU fans are really big on smoking Gator before our game. I guess it can make for a fun spread if people are willing to try it.  For some reason the SEC frowns upon us smoking various breeds of c

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As I’ve said previously 

Can’t overlook these Gators next week. DJ running the show I think is going to get the offense going and the defense isn’t absolute shit like last year. 
 

fuck jawgia

3 minutes ago, Zeus said:

As I’ve said previously 

Can’t overlook these Gators next week. DJ running the show I think is going to get the offense going and the defense isn’t absolute shit like last year. 
 

fuck jawgia

This aged well. DJ was just carted off the field

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Then again

fuck

 

 

Just now, FloridaHorn said:

This aged well. DJ was just carted off the field

Yep lol wasn’t watching live 

still hope gators somehow take out georgia 

2 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Then again

fuck

 

 

Yep lol wasn’t watching live 

still hope gators somehow take out georgia 

Could you just take a moment and talk about how great all the other QBs on our schedule are?

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8 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Could you just take a moment and talk about how great all the other QBs on our schedule are?

Man I bragged on Malik Murphy earlier today… before the three turnovers he had. 
 

Maybe I am the cooler

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Ahh, the Vote of Confidence.  When has that ever not worked?

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going to be a fun one!

 Texas shares in the Gatorade glory 

6 hours ago, Zeus said:


 

going to be a fun one!

 Texas shares in the Gatorade glory 

Csb I met Dr. Cade back when I was in law school at UF. 

I think Napier is a dead man walking. Stricklin almost certainly gets canned after the Todd Golden fiasco. Napier would have no cover at that point, and any new AD is going to want to hire his own guy. 

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This guy on this 4th down play sums up the Gator fan base right now. 
 

Strickland is gone. Short bus Billy gets another year but his seat is at the bottom of the fire burning like a coal. 

6 minutes ago, Zeus said:

This guy on this 4th down play sums up the Gator fan base right now. 
 

Strickland is gone. Short bus Billy gets another year but his seat is at the bottom of the fire burning like a coal. 

But, why? Retaining a coach to retain players never works out. 

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Damnit LSU is driving I really hope this Gator defense can force another field goal. 
 

Brain Kelley is a joke it’s bullshit short bus Billy keeps losing to him

LSU is out of playoffs now.  Kelly working out just fine there.

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

LSU is out of playoffs now.  Kelly working out just fine there.

Aggie’s best win. 

3 minutes ago, Zeus said:

 

 

Absolutely!! I'm a huge fan.. of hers. I know I could use this kind of support.

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Hit strait to the chest and the ball, knocking it out

they called it complete and targeting lmao

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At least they corrected it

 

fuck old piss

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Holy shit he’s still in bounds when he gets pushed and that’s 15 yards??????

what the fuck

16 hours ago, Zeus said:

 

 

Damn, she's fun...

I can’t recall a team making such a drastic mid-season turn around on the field and on the recruiting trail

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

I can’t recall a team making such a drastic mid-season turn around on the field and on the recruiting trail

DJ & Baugh and a slew of other young talent.   Kids see what's coming and want to be a part of it.  Billy isn't a great coach, but he is a player's coach.

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Florida has skyrocketed in the recruiting ranks now at 13

flipping guys every couple days

now bowl eligible and getting to hopefully stomp Florida state 

ITS GREAT

TO BE

A FLORIDA GATOR

What a shittastic game that we still won by 3 scores.

Go Gators.

Napier might actually have options in terms of bringing in an OC now that he isn't a dead man walking into next season.  He'll still probably fuck everything up by continuing to call plays.

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16 minutes ago, Captain Obvious said:

Napier might actually have options in terms of bringing in an OC now that he isn't a dead man walking into next season.  He'll still probably fuck everything up by continuing to call plays.

It also helps that FSU took themselves out of the OC search pool by hiring Gus Malzhan today.

I think Napier is too stubborn to give up playcalling. He would never have even given Lagway a shot if Mertz didn’t get hurt

On 11/30/2024 at 5:06 PM, Zeus said:

Florida has skyrocketed in the recruiting ranks now at 13

flipping guys every couple days

now bowl eligible and getting to hopefully stomp Florida state 

ITS GREAT

TO BE

A FLORIDA GATOR

Up to 10 now on 247.

Flips since the LSU game...

11/17 - 3* Tramell Jones Jr. from FSU

11/18 - 3* Stephon Shivers from Georgia

11/19 - 3* Daniel Pierre Louis from FSU

11/25 - 3* Jahari Medlock from Cincinatti

11/25 - 4* Ty Jackson from USC

11/25 - 3* Muizz Tounkara from Arizona

11/26 - 3* Byron Louis from FSU

11/29 - 4* Jayden Woods from Penn State

11/30 - 4* Tavaris Dice from Auburn

12/1 - 4* Joseph Mbatchou from Texas (previous Gators commit)

12/2 - 4* Hylton Stubbs from Miami

Apparently, we're playing in the Gasparilla bowl.

I thought we had played ourselves up into the Tier 1 bowl rotation of 6.

We may have been jumped by Arkansas, but if so, they're playing in Memphis and we're playing in Tampa. 

I can't complain.

So apparently, the Gator Bowl wanted Florida and visa versa but Alabama missing the CFP started a chain reaction.

Citrus took USC over Bama and Ole Miss. Bama goes to Reliaquist (Tampa/Outback).

Liberty wanted Mizzou or Ole Miss because of proximity but neither wanted Liberty because of stadium construction.

SEC overruled Gator and sent Ole Miss there. Gator is unhappy because they don't expect Ole Miss fans to travel.

SEC bumped Arkansas up into the Tier 1 group because Liberty wanted a closer team.

Florida was satisfied at taking the Gasparilla for easy travel even though it was a step down.

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13 minutes ago, gatormarc said:

So apparently, the Gator Bowl wanted Florida and visa versa but Alabama missing the CFP started a chain reaction.

Citrus took USC over Bama and Ole Miss. Bama goes to Reliaquist (Tampa/Outback).

Liberty wanted Mizzou or Ole Miss because of proximity but neither wanted Liberty because of stadium construction.

SEC overruled Gator and sent Ole Miss there. Gator is unhappy because they don't expect Ole Miss fans to travel.

SEC bumped Arkansas up into the Tier 1 group because Liberty wanted a closer team.

Florida was satisfied at taking the Gasparilla for easy travel even though it was a step down.

 

Fuck it playing a shit-ass team in Tampa is going to be fun

GATORBAIT

 

8 minutes ago, Zeus said:

 

Fuck it playing a shit-ass team in Tampa is going to be fun

GATORBAIT

 

Yeah. I'm optimistic. I haven't seen any Gator starters sitting out the bowl yet.

No idea what to expect on the other side. Tulane's QB entered the portal yesterday.

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I guess keeping Billy was the correct thing to do

12 hours ago, Zeus said:

I guess keeping Billy was the correct thing to do

Now we just need an OC.

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I guess keeping Billy was the correct thing to do

Even before this, I think it’s been obvious that they ended this year with momentum that will carry into next year.

As of right now, I’ll consider going 2-1 @ The Shoe, @ The Swamp and @ Between the Hedges would be a success*

*of course by mid-August I’ll be expecting nothing less than 3-0
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Miami swiping key assistant away from in-state rival

Florida secondary coach is expected to take a similar role at Miami, per a report.

Zach Barnett      Feb 13, 2025

Florida secondary coach Will Harris is expected to join Miami's staff, according to a report Thursday from CBS Sports.

Harris, 36, spent one season at Florida after coming aboard from the LA Chargers. He spent 2022 as the defensive coordinator at Georgia Southern, and 2018-21 coaching defensive backs at Washington.

Washington's 2021 secondary was among the best in the nation, leading the nation in yards and touchdown passes allowed while ranking third in passing efficiency.

The former USC defensive back got his start in 2013 as the secondary coach at Northwestern Oklahoma State. He's also tutored secondaries at Humboldt State, Dixie State and San Jose State.

He'll join a re-made defensive staff that saw the nation's No. 1 total, per play and scoring offense undone by a defense that could not get off the field. The Hurricanes allowed 25.3 points per game on the season, but 42 apiece in season-ending losses to Syracuse and Iowa State. The former knocked Miami out of the College Football Playoff.

Minnesota's Corey Heatherman was hired last month as Miami's new defensive coordinator, and now Mario Cristobal has another key piece as he looks to bring Miami back to the nationally elite.

 

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