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I think it gets hotter than hell for Billy after the LSU loss. At Miami is probably the classic Get Up! must win. 
 

Probably a lame duck coach by the Texas game.

Another lesson in half measures never work. They should have canned Sunbelt Billy before the Texas game last year. If Lagway leaves who gives a shit? He’s hurt. 

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    LSU fans are really big on smoking Gator before our game. I guess it can make for a fun spread if people are willing to try it.  For some reason the SEC frowns upon us smoking various breeds of c

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4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

 

I mean they paid us to beat them in Ray Jay a few years back. That's how these contracts work.

Just now, gatormarc said:

I mean they paid us to beat them in Ray Jay a few years back. That's how these contracts work.

If that makes you feel better about losing to a team you shouldn't in your home stadium....okay. 

4 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I think it gets hotter than hell for Billy after the LSU loss. At Miami is probably the classic Get Up! must win. 
 

Probably a lame duck coach by the Texas game.

Another lesson in half measures never work. They should have canned Sunbelt Billy before the Texas game last year. If Lagway leaves who gives a shit? He’s hurt. 

havent even made it to SEC conf games yet. things are going fine. just fine

 

Yeah, Sun Belt Billy's gotta go. Reminds me of our 1997 season; while this isn't Rout 66, it might as well be.

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7 minutes ago, mdmost said:

If that makes you feel better about losing to a team you shouldn't in your home stadium....okay. 

Not really but this is how every OOC contract that I've seen works.

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Billy should call Herbie tonight and cook up a tale about disgruntled fans being out of control. It worked for Ryan Day. 

And Ryan Day won a national title after that.

SBB ain't winnin' shit.

5 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

And Ryan Day won a national title after that.

SBB ain't winnin' shit.

I was talking about the immediate aftermath of the Michigan loss. But yes agreed. 

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Just now, DanTheHorn said:

So beating Florida buys us nothing and a loss would be devastating.

Same as it ever was outside of a very few games

12 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Texas will be the save Billy's job game

10 minutes ago, Injury Prone said:

Potentially a 9-loss team, wow. 

Let's not be hasty. Miss St is currently up 3 scores on Arizona State.

46 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Billy should call Herbie tonight and cook up a tale about disgruntled fans being out of control. It worked for Ryan Day. 

Gainesville is a real cesspool...

Not a lot of credit being given to South Florida in this thread.  I expect to see them listed when the next rankings are released. 

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

Gainesville is a real cesspool...

What did you expect from a town that close to Oklahoma.

 

Just now, idigTexas said:

Not a lot of credit being given to South Florida in this thread.  I expect to see them listed when the next rankings are released. 

They have a couple of nice upset wins to start the season. Wonder if Florida just got beat by their next coach? 

1 minute ago, PGFrog said:

What did you expect from a town that close to Oklahoma.

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52 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Billy should call Herbie tonight and cook up a tale about disgruntled fans being out of control. It worked for Ryan Day. 

"Cesspool"

 

Already posted, read the thread dummy

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1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

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Seriously, you are from or in the DFW area and you don't know where Gainesville, Texas is located on the map?

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

As the lone poster who is originally from Gainesville, 

 

i will kill you jim GIF

That tracts. 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

You sure you are from DFW?

I know where fucking Gainesville TX is, you dolts.

6 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

Seriously, you are from or in the DFW area and you don't know where Gainesville, Texas is located on the map?

That tracts. 

*tracks

3 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

I know where fucking Gainesville TX is, you dolts.

Perfectly acceptable if Gainesville is where ever the GPS on your phone says it is much like most of the people driving around today.  

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

*tracks

Thanks, could say I should have paid attention, but fuck it, my mistake, now back to the Astros. 

34 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

 

35 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

hmmmm.... looking at that schedule... what one thing is not like the others? What one thing is not like the others?  HINT... the only time they won a national championship is closer in time to the start of the American Civil War than today's date.  But... who's counting? WHOOP

2 minutes ago, Lidig8r said:

 

hmmmm.... looking at that schedule... what one thing is not like the others? What one thing is not like the others?  HINT... the only time they won a national championship is closer in time to the start of the American Civil War than today's date.  But... who's counting? WHOOP

You counting official titles or titles awarded by sketchy polls and the sports editor of the green sheet. 

3 minutes ago, Lidig8r said:

hmmmm.... looking at that schedule... what one thing is not like the others? What one thing is not like the others?  HINT... the only time they won a national championship is closer in time to the start of the American Civil War than today's date.  But... who's counting? WHOOP

Wrong thread. You've been into the bourbon all day again, haven't you?

5 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Has UF hired a president yet? Sunbelt Billy basically works at Kruger Industrial Smoothing. 

Nope. Just hired a new interim but I think he still has to be approved. We'll see.

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2 hours ago, The Dog said:

They’re gonna feed Billy to the real gators in the swamps.

Short bus is out of gas

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Should’ve never fired cousin Eddie 

I wonder if Bobby and Gerry will be pumping the Gators going forward? They were all scared of them and on their knees before the season. They sucked them off so hard it was incredible. 

5 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

I wonder if Bobby and Gerry will be pumping the Gators going forward? They were all scared of them and on their knees before the season. They sucked them off so hard it was incredible. 

They have a very talented roster.  They just have a complete utter moron of a head coach.  He is their Charlie Strong.  

1 hour ago, DanTheHorn said:

So beating Florida buys us nothing and a loss would be devastating.

If USF can score 18 against the Gators, I'm confident our offense can score at least 14.

9 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

I wonder if Bobby and Gerry will be pumping the Gators going forward? They were all scared of them and on their knees before the season. They sucked them off so hard it was incredible. 

They always do this and it’s just sad. 

2 minutes ago, victory88 said:

They have a very talented roster.  They just have a complete utter moron of a head coach.  He is their Charlie Strong.  

That's what I've been saying, but they just will not admit Billy sucks ass. It  not about talent, it's about who can lead the team, and Billy has shown he cannot, yet Bobby and Gerry are all scared of them. 

39 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Should’ve never fired cousin Eddie 

Dude quit.

2 hours ago, idigTexas said:

Not a lot of credit being given to South Florida in this thread.  I expect to see them listed when the next rankings are released. 

If they can pull off beating Miami next weekend they are in great shape going into conference play with that schedule. They’d have beaten three ranked teams in the Top 25 in a row. Should win their conference. They are legit and if they can beat Miami and win their conference they are one of my favorite “at large” teams to make the CFP. 

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Has UF hired a president yet? Sunbelt Billy basically works at Kruger Industrial Smoothing. 

K-YOUUUUUUUUU-GEEERRRRRR!

He’s probably yelling that and seeing how many times he can spin around in his office chair without touching the floor. 

That game was hilarious. 

37 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

If they can pull off beating Miami next weekend they are in great shape going into conference play with that schedule. They’d have beaten three ranked teams in the Top 25 in a row. Should win their conference. They are legit and if they can beat Miami and win their conference they are one of my favorite “at large” teams to make the CFP. 

They wouldn't be at large. They'd be the G6 representative. 

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