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They don't like it when you're hauling out the trash to the dumpster and their cheap ass knock off Hefty bags splits in the pitch black dark and you're 15 year old brain thinks "no one going to see this", shrugs and clocks out. 

At least that's the impression I got the next morning with a phone call from the manager.

On 6/24/2025 at 8:34 PM, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

They don't like it when you're hauling out the trash to the dumpster and their cheap ass knock off Hefty bags splits in the pitch black dark and you're 15 year old brain thinks "no one going to see this", shrugs and clocks out. 

At least that's the impression I got the next morning with a phone call from the manager.

In your defense, they hadn’t invented artificial lighting yet.

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On 6/26/2025 at 12:14 PM, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

The cash register was made of wood.

So are the chairs.

 

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1 hour ago, RPM said:

So are the chairs.

 

I love DQs like this

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Just now, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Imagine being so desperate that you are robbing a DQ at 9pm.

get ready for more of this. SNAP benefits are gone and being fought against, tooth and nail, by the government in the courts

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