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  • That's why I'm out. There is no end game, IMO. This has to be fixed outside of the market and I got too nervous about what that entails for retail investors. They will always be last on the list, if o

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1 minute ago, Wally Fairway said:

Frozen concentrated Orange Juice futures - obviously

It sucks though that those kids won't get any chicken tendies for a while

Pork Bellies!....hmmmm.../ Louis Winthorpe III

So on those fibonacci calculators things, I plug in 3580 and 2237 right? I have the day off today.

Fibonacci Retracement in Down Trends

Retracement Levels
High:    3580

Low:     2237

78.6%    3292.598
61.8%    3066.974
50.0%    2908.5
38.2%    2750.026
23.6%    2553.948
 

1 hour ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Tripled the size of my SOXS position today at $42.12.  Thus far, I am banking coin.  Moola, moola, moola.  Maybe, I'll even sell when I'm up.  Maybe.  Perhaps.  

 

Infinitely increased my SOXS position today. Makes me feel better about buying this weak ass dip. Still some in the war chest to buy on the way down if this is the beginning of the anticipated rug pull. 

 

Has the phoneline to the Fed been cut? 
Where is JPow and his brrrrr machine?

The last hour of the day will be very interesting, to see if there is a Fed push or if the rats abandon ship before the weekend ???

It's starting to feel like we're going to eek out a green candlestick today...

1 minute ago, Eastwood said:

It's starting to feel like we're going to eek out a green candlestick today...

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12 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Has the phoneline to the Fed been cut? 
Where is JPow and his brrrrr machine?

Short squeeze is part of the fun. JPow got the call to pinch all the Robinhood kids. Normal will return next week.

2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Sold off my Apple shares for 74% profit. Wish I had put more in and sold earlier...

Up 840% on AAPL. Still holding onto my butt.

7 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Sell sell it GIF by Ryan Serhant

Hard to argue with that

7 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Up 200% on ENE

So you've held onto that since feb 2013?

'member when the stock market wasn't dictated by how much cash the fed can pump in a day?

56 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Sell sell it GIF by Ryan Serhant

Up over 1500% on AMZN. Man my tax bill is gonna suck this year.

8 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Up over 1500% on AMZN. Man my tax bill is gonna suck this year.

You need to go to the Wally Fairway school of Tax Writeoffs!

I've been out of this market for months waiting for the damn thing to crash.  Which I've been 100% sure it was going to happen ...  at ... any ... moment.   Or not.  I just don't understand.

 

 

Dear Stock Market,

If you crash big for me, I promise I'll put all my money back in and leave it alone.

Thanks, 
Mr. 0xdeadbeef

ps - it would be ok if it went right back up after I get back in.

 

 

Wall Street bets guys are a gift to the internet 

4 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

Just for some perspective for the last couple of days - compared to 10 days ago

SPY + 3 points
IYW +/- less than 1 point (Tech ETF )
IJT - 2 points (S&P small cap growth)

This post didn't age very well

Just took a gander at my account and I am down a surprisingly small amount today.

 

Thank you! Boomer Dividend Stocks!!!

 

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This whole selloff is just JPow sending signals to Congress that they better pass a stimulus package.

 

JPow (motions to Congress): Sure would be a shame if this here printer stopped going brrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttt...

Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

This whole selloff is just JPow sending signals to Congress that they better pass a stimulus package.

 

JPow (motions to Congress): Sure would be a shame if this here printer stopped going brrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttt...

And, if you mention extortion again I will have your legs broken.

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Thank God, we survived the bear market.

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

We will be green by 2:15 this afternoon.

Are you a wizard?

Just now, tokamak said:

Thank God, we survived the bear market.

STONKS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

8 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Thank God, we survived the bear market.

 

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2 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Green across the board at close? 

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I don't think that Nasdaq makes it. 

4 hours ago, Harrison Stafford said:

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Tripled the size of my SOXS position today at $42.12.  Thus far, I am banking coin.  Moola, moola, moola.  Maybe, I'll even sell when I'm up.  Maybe.  Perhaps.  

 

SOXS ran to $46.21, so, naturally, I sold at $42.41 as it retraced.  It takes a special gift to watch your profits vanish as a stock corrects.

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

I don't think that Nasdaq makes it. 

I don't think ANYTHING is going to make it!

2 hours ago, Anastasis said:

I don't think that Nasdaq makes it. 

 

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I don't think ANYTHING is going to make it!

These sentiments are a clear but signal

1 hour ago, Wally Fairway said:

 

These sentiments are a clear but signal

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I guess Elon will be on twatter accusing ETSY of diddling little kids here in a few days. 

https://money.usnews.com/investing/news/articles/2020-09-04/tesla-not-added-to-s-p-500-in-latest-index-changes

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Shares of Tesla tumbled 7% in extended trade on Friday after the electric car maker was excluded from a group of companies being added to the S&P 500, among them Etsy, whose stock market value is less than a 20th of Tesla's.

 

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9 hours ago, Anastasis said:

I consider it a unique gift that I have figured out a way to lose money both when the market goes up and when it goes down. 

I laughed but around here that shit isn’t unique.  I finally had the balls to look at the carnage after 7-8 drinks.  I can’t do much math right now but I’m pretty sure almost all gains on the year are toast.  Not that it was a massive amount that I was up.  Let’s change over to whisky.  

9 hours ago, Anastasis said:

I consider it a unique gift that I have figured out a way to lose money both when the market goes up and when it goes down. 

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11 hours ago, Anastasis said:

I consider it a unique gift that I have figured out a way to lose money both when the market goes up and when it goes down. 

I know we are suppose to be diversified but damned if I'm not in the same boat as you.

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

I guess Elon will be on twatter accusing ETSY of diddling little kids here in a few days. 

https://money.usnews.com/investing/news/articles/2020-09-04/tesla-not-added-to-s-p-500-in-latest-index-changes

 

I think there was some speculation a couple of weeks ago that their liberal accounting practices might hurt their inclusion.  Tuesday should be fun.

Where we're going we don't need standard & poors

On 9/2/2020 at 7:31 PM, Tailgate said:


Survived the .com and 9/11 and now this.

Can’t fight the brrrrrrrr. It’s nuts to look at gains during this...ready for a downturn if/when it happens.

 

Not my cup of tea but glad to hear you're doing ok.

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