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Stay long and turn news off during crazy times.

”Don’t just stand there, do nothing.” - Bogle

It’s harder than it appears but it’s FTW.

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1 hour ago, Tailgate said:

Stay long and turn news off during crazy times.

”Don’t just stand there, do nothing.” - Bogle

It’s harder than it appears but it’s FTW.

Yep - I did not make any major moves all year and am quite happy with where we are now. 

4 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

No question. Gridlock in Washington means stability for business. No shocking changes. Wall Street loves that.

No crazy president causing individual stocks to go down with a random tweet? No crazy president sending the entire market down with tweets? And a senate to block any tax hikes on themselves? Wall Street must be orgasming right now. Can't think of a combo that would make them happier than Moderate Dem Prez + Republican Senate.

4 hours ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

No crazy president causing individual stocks to go down with a random tweet? No crazy president sending the entire market down with tweets? And a senate to block any tax hikes on themselves? Wall Street must be orgasming right now. Can't think of a combo that would make them happier than Moderate Dem Prez + Republican Senate.

Yes, hoping we get that result home.  Market could really run up to a vaccine.  Then I actually expect the market to struggle as people begin to realize the vaccine coming out and the public getting vaccinated in the numbers needed are two completely different things. 

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Yes, hoping we get that result home.  Market could really run up to a vaccine.  Then I actually expect the market to struggle as people begin to realize the vaccine coming out and the public getting vaccinated in the numbers needed are two completely different things. 

I think that we see a big bump on the interim data/EUA, and a pull back when the reality of the logistics come into focus. Agree. 

4 hours ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

No crazy president causing individual stocks to go down with a random tweet? No crazy president sending the entire market down with tweets? And a senate to block any tax hikes on themselves? Wall Street must be orgasming right now. Can't think of a combo that would make them happier than Moderate Dem Prez + Republican Senate.

None of that is gonna make a shit if the economy doesnt pick it up. The Nasdaq is up 35% YTD in a year when 2020 GDP is forecast to be down ~4-8%. Here is Deloittes recent forecast

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That shit dont add up. The more you inflate the bubble the sharper the decline when it pops. Another round of global lockdowns and those numbers could be worse. We're running out of levers to pull. 

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Where do you put your money? 

2 hours ago, B00M said:

Where do you put your money? 

I was told that bitch TINA took it.

I've been on the sidelines watching.  I still am not feeling it.  Not sure why.

32 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Futures not looking pretty

Maybe it's the market pricing in the chances of a Dam.senate? both Senate seats in Georgia look destined for runoffs

10 minutes ago, B00M said:

Maybe it's the market pricing in the chances of a Dam.senate? both Senate seats in Georgia look destined for runoffs

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I just saw this earnings report, and I'm amazed
 

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Yeti Inc. YETI, +16.51% shares soared 16.5% in Thursday trading after the cooler and outdoor drinkware company reported earnings that beat expectations and said sales exceeded $1 billion over a one-year period

That must mean that Yeti sold at least 1,000 of their coolers at $1million each

how are you going to tell me that the share price of yeti isnt supposed to be correlated to oil and # of country music songs on the billboard top 40

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Futures not looking pretty

Looks ok now, still 45 minutes for the market to open and the S&P is forecast down like 12pts

1 minute ago, hornbri said:

Looks ok now, still 45 minutes for the market to open and the S&P is forecast down like 12pts

FOMO vs. TINA will be the Ultimate Battle

I am on the sideline because the brrrrrr money machine is invincible until it isn’t.

2 hours ago, Hefeweizen said:

I am on the sideline because the brrrrrr money machine is invincible until it isn’t.

What's your plan to get back in? Worst mistake I made was moving to cash before 2016 election. Then it was perpetually a record high market I couldn't rationally buy into... Are you expecting a major crash in the next 12 months? What if it doesn't come for 4 years? 

Funny.  I moved half back into balanced mutual funds and bond funds today.  Half still in money market.  This is probably going to cause black Monday.

5 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

Funny.  I moved half back into balanced mutual funds and bond funds today.  Half still in money market.  This is probably going to cause black Monday.

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7 hours ago, Hefeweizen said:

There is no alternative.

Precious metals, cybercurrency (aka shitcoins), frozen concentrate orange juice, etc

7 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

Precious metals, cybercurrency (aka shitcoins), frozen concentrate orange juice, etc

And buckwheat futures.

Thursday morning Groupon "shot up" to 22 bucks from 21.... Which is basically nothing.

 

And yet there were bid orders for 28, 29, 30 dollar calls expiring the next fucking day.  Lmao.  The bids were about 40, 50 bucks per contract so obv i sold a bunch of them (naked).  It's paying for my dinner tonight.

Going heavy on MCHI and VGHCX over the next four years. If M4A comes to fruition then I'm going all in on VGHCX and might dip into individual stocks like Cigna, Express Scripts, and United Healthcare.

Sorry, are my eyes broken? My Ameritrade reads the Dow it’s up 1200 pts right now.

Sorry, are my eyes broken? My Ameritrade reads the Dow it’s up 1200 pts right now.

Ah I see it based on vaccine data. It’s not priced in apparently.

Headed towards 1,800 in pre-market. Seems notable. Will Pfizer make more money from this or from boner pills? Still say boner pills. 

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Headed towards 1,800 in pre-market. Seems notable. Will Pfizer make more money from this or from boner pills? Still say boner pills. 

Lot of pent up demand around the world. First comes the vaccine then comes the blue pill sales. 

cruise lines all up 30% with this news

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6 minutes ago, hornbri said:

cruise lines all up 30% with this news

Airlines up 20ish percent too. 

No barking from the dogs, no smog, and momma cooked a breakfast with no hog. 

5 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Airlines up 20ish percent too. 

No barking from the dogs, no smog, and momma cooked a breakfast with no hog. 

Hotels up 17-20

6 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Lulz 

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Zoom peloton all the covid stocks taking a beating 

yeap, finance websites are busted and both of my brokerages are down

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