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I own crypto. It's 99% speculation, 1% something might be there that's worthwhile. 

1 hour ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

i am officially in the red lifetime.  just 2 years, but still.

I'm assuming you've only been in the market 2 years because you're a young buck.  If so, this is the best damn thing that could happen to you.  Just keep shoveling money in on autopilot (not an advisor, not investment advice, yada yada yada).

I didn't have money to invest until 1998 and by 2009 I was wondering why the fuck I'd spent 11 years automatically investing religiously.  In hindsight, those 2 brutal bears were the best thing that ever happened for my retirement.

I own crypto. It's 99% speculation, 1% something might be there that's worthwhile. 

I think you overestimated it’s worth …..


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13 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

That’s NSYNC you old fucker

220, 221, whatever it takes.

2 minutes ago, txduck87 said:


I think you overestimated it’s worth …..


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Impossible because I have no estimate of its worth. Could be $0, could be $1 million per BTC. I put in enough to make it interesting, not enough that I'd lose sleep at night.

I'm assuming you've only been in the market 2 years because you're a young buck.  If so, this is the best damn thing that could happen to you.  Just keep shoveling money in on autopilot (not an advisor, not investment advice, yada yada yada).
I didn't have money to invest until 1998 and by 2009 I was wondering why the fuck I'd spent 11 years automatically investing religiously.  In hindsight, those 2 brutal bears were the best thing that ever happened for my retirement.

+1

This can’t be emphasized enough . For you young bucks , selloffs are the best thing that can happen to you. Keep on plowing money in. Look up in 25 years. You’ll be amazed.

PS. I’m talking about index funds and an asset allocation that is proper for your age. Don’t chase individual stocks or flavors of the month. Crypto, doge etc.
You cannot beat the market so don’t try. Old guy rant over.


#retired@55


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220, 221, whatever it takes.

Honey, If you need me I’ll be at the gym or the gun club.


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me looking at all the holdings in my portfolio, numb to the pain

 

 

31 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

In hindsight, those 2 brutal bears

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just like that we're back in the green

6 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

very rational market action. 

Markets are very efficient. You see this morning, the economy was collapsing. But around lunch time it was back on track and doing decently well. I did go out for lunch, so I think that really got people to see the light.

1 minute ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Markets are very efficient. You see this morning, the economy was collapsing. But around lunch time it was back on track and doing decently well. I did go out for lunch, so I think that really got people to see the light.

you "whatasized it" didnt you?   thank you for your service, you crazy son of a bitch.

official theme song of January 24th

 

4 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Worst single day I've ever had.

Markets closed up today, right?  What kind of bullshit fucktarded stocks do you own?

2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Markets closed up today, right?  What kind of bullshit fucktarded stocks do you own?

IBRX?

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Markets closed up today, right?  What kind of bullshit fucktarded stocks do you own?

Must be a young buck, I was around in 1987. Now that was a couple of interesting days in October

7 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

1,148 point reversal for the DOW. 733 for NASDAQ, and 181 for S&P.

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2 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

I was told there'd be no losses.  Did someone lie to me?

Uh, did you lose money today?

Literally just looked at the calendar widget on the toolbar and was reminded that today is Monday. I'm sure we will have nice quiet trading the rest of the week. 

Obviously Patrick Mahomes and Josh Allen started trading in the market about noon today.

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Markets closed up today, right?  What kind of bullshit fucktarded stocks do you own?

I posted that 3 hours into the trading day.

57 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I posted that 3 hours into the trading day.

Did you panic sell?

'cuz you can't lose money if you don't sell

2 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

Did you panic sell?

'cuz you can't lose money if you don't sell

Ha no.  Let it ride baby

I had a $30k swing on one stock today, went from down $20k mid day to up $10k at close. Can’t say it’s not interesting.  

9 hours ago, Archer said:

I had a $30k swing on one stock today, went from down $20k mid day to up $10k at close. Can’t say it’s not interesting.  

This is how you properly humble brag.

21 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Lol futures. We really gonna do this shit again today?

Only down 1% (2.5 for NAS), how much do you think the Dow or S&P close up today?

 I think the see-saw continues until an event happens, like Ukraine invasion, China or North Korea do something unexpected geo-politically, natural disaster, intergalactic invasion, etc

 

6 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

until an event happens,

God help us if Aggy wins the SEC.

18 hours ago, txduck87 said:


+1

This can’t be emphasized enough . For you young bucks , selloffs are the best thing that can happen to you. Keep on plowing money in. Look up in 25 years. You’ll be amazed.

PS. I’m talking about index funds and an asset allocation that is proper for your age. Don’t chase individual stocks or flavors of the month. Crypto, doge etc.
You cannot beat the market so don’t try. Old guy rant over.


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This is nonsense, you can beat the market

 

 

 

 

 

#retiredat32

37 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

 I think the see-saw continues until an event happens, like ... intergalactic invasion

Paul Krugman wrings hands together and drools.

17 minutes ago, bernorange said:

Paul Krugman wrings hands together and drools.

You know there is a black swan out there just waiting to make an appearance

3 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

You know there is a black swan out there just waiting to make an appearance

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1 hour ago, Parliament said:

This is how you properly humble brag.

Or tell everyone you have $100K in Shopify

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

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This feels like manipulation. I feel like @Wally Fairway is pushing a morning selloff to lower prices so he can bait & switch the rest of us chumps.

Come on Wally, stop manipulating the market!

1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

This feels like manipulation. I feel like @Wally Fairway is pushing a morning selloff to lower prices so he can bait & switch the rest of us chumps.

Come on Wally, stop manipulating the market!

I wish, there is a fuck ton of money to be made & all you have to do is get the timing right. Both getting in and out, or as a friend of mine who is involved with a pension fund says risk on/off. Never thought it would be an intraday strategy.

tldr - I don't have the time for trading this shit

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