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11 hours ago, Parliament said:

Fuck it.  I sold naked puts today.  Get rich or die tryin'!

You!

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On 2/18/2022 at 1:01 PM, Aqua Buddha said:

A subplot to the Cathie Wood story is the individual stocks are firm owns are getting completely blown out this week.  (Zoom, Draftkings, Roku, etc.)  Not only is her fund price tanking, the stocks she was so breathlessly certain about are melting down.

That's kind of how it works.  You build a fund based on a handful of stocks; when those stocks get blowed the fuck up so does your fund.

On 2/18/2022 at 6:32 PM, Parliament said:

Fuck it.  I sold naked puts today.  Get rich or die tryin'!

Love selling puts on red days, what did you sell? 

I didn't see anything.  Actually bough S&P 500 puts with a 2200 strike 23 months ago.

They are under water.

😡 market closed, I hate looking to Europe and Asia markets to see reaction to ongoing Putin theatrics; especially with SPY puts expiring this week

3 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

😡 market closed, I hate looking to Europe and Asia markets to see reaction to ongoing Putin theatrics; especially with SPY puts expiring this week

theres 1 more hour in the CME futures market and its lookin flaccid

56 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

theres 1 more hour in the CME futures market and its lookin flaccid

e-mini S&P 500 down 50, but it means nothing since I can't trade and there is 20 hours for news, or an event to hit

5 hours ago, bluto said:

Nazzy down 3.3% premarket

Futures bottomed, looks like they could open green if this continues

Probably wind up +8% today, depending what Wally does.

Fuck Putin, for invading while the market was on holiday; and now there is time to analyze and have "rational" pricing. 

I'm not buying puts because the market is rational.

I'll post a scoreboard at the end of the day 

But to say it is disappointing is an understatement. I was hoping my $435 puts, expiring today works get to $7-10, thanks I did some near open for $5.25, but the couple I have left are now under$2.50. I've made a little, but not why is hoped when Vlady finally made his move.

 

1 hour ago, Wally Fairway said:

I'll post a scoreboard at the end of the day 

But to say it is disappointing is an understatement. I was hoping my $435 puts, expiring today works get to $7-10, thanks I did some near open for $5.25, but the couple I have left are now under$2.50. I've made a little, but not why is hoped when Vlady finally made his move.

 

quit cheering for putin to invade ukraine, problem solved

19 minutes ago, ATexanAbroad said:

quit cheering for putin to invade ukraine, problem solved

I'm not cheering, I'm betting

And he is invading, and it still didn't payoff 

Now I'm going to root for uranium prices to go up; and uuuu still won't break out

 

30 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Now I'm going to root for uranium prices to go up; and uuuu still won't break out

STFU - jinxing jinxer jinxed jinky junky juicy stonks

What a kick in the dick. 
 

Had a stock I’m looking to exit, opened $1 above my exit price but I had canceled my sell order due to Ukraine (O&G). It is current $5.75 under my exit price. Nice big swing to the negative in value. 

Quick look at where I stand with the puts that I bought last week

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1 hour ago, Wally Fairway said:

Prices in your mirror maybe higher than actual prices you'll see today

And just like that - Futures point to higher opening

10 minutes ago, hornbri said:

And just like that - Futures point to higher opening

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And just like that - Futures point to higher opening

Dead Russkie bounce?
3 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Correction time.

down or up?

fuck it, bought more AAPL, GOOG, MSFT, and TSLA on this dip. Havent bought anything in the past 10 days so time to average down. I also think Putin is overplaying his hand and russia is fucked. This is an overreaction from a market that hasnt been anything but hot since Trump was fondling chicas on Apprentice. 

Has Apple really dipped? I bought a nibble of funds. Still expect us to trade lower but who knows. 

 

6 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Has Apple really dipped? I bought a nibble of funds. Still expect us to trade lower but who knows. 

 

It hasnt dipped as much compared to "other big tech" but it isnt viewed the same. Move it into the warren buffet category of blue chip stocks. In times like these you buy the blue chips.

2 minutes ago, ATexanAbroad said:

It hasnt dipped as much compared to "other big tech" but it isnt viewed the same. Move it into the warren buffet category of blue chip stocks. In times like these you buy the blue chips.

Like Tesla?

3 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Like Tesla?

well come on we all got to itch the scratch. I am a big believer in the Elon hype. Neurolink, SpaceX, what will he come up with next. He also could ending up owning 20% of the EV market as the big boys come in. We will see, that is the fun my friend.

Just now, ATexanAbroad said:

well come on we all got to itch the scratch. I am a big believer in the Elon hype. Neurolink, SpaceX, what will he come up with next. He also could ending up owning 20% of the EV market as the big boys come in. We will see, that is the fun my friend.

Just giving you a hard time.

3 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Just giving you a hard time.

it was the outlier of the 4 I mentioned

Welp. That sucked.

Thanks Obama, Trump, Biden, Putin, Powell, inflation, supply shortages, COVID, Facebook, Twitter.

Hit some 425 puts for 300%. Thanks Putin!

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15 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Hit some 425 puts for 300%. Thanks Putin!

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7 hours ago, hornbri said:

And just like that - Futures point to higher opening

 

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Should we call the bottom on the day that the Fed finally raises rates?

18 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Should we call the bottom on the day that the Fed finally raises rates?

its bottom after we've sold out all of our positions

1 hour ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Welp. That sucked.

Thanks Obama, Trump, Biden, Putin, Powell, inflation, supply shortages, COVID, Facebook, Twitter.

Not if you are playing in the short side of the market.

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