Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

Overall good week or 2, but i did burn a lot of cash in hedges and got AMD shares called away at 85 and 87 strike :(

  • Replies 18.1k
  • Views 1.4m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • That's why I'm out. There is no end game, IMO. This has to be fixed outside of the market and I got too nervous about what that entails for retail investors. They will always be last on the list, if o

  • Rusty Shackelford
    Rusty Shackelford

  • I'm not a financial advisor. This is not financial advise. I don't work in finance. I do not have a degree in finance. Actually, I have a BA and I'm bad at math past Cal I. I won't apologize for the l

Posted Images

2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

You conveniently left off the to the benefit of consumers part. 

Benefit of consumers?  What are you buying that's cheap?

I'm calling today's market reaction the opposite of a dead cat bounce; (no CR) it is the alive Pelosi bounce. The Chinese didn't start an invasion or kill the Speaker of the house, so the bounce is a reversal of yesterdays drop that happened when she landed in Taiwan. 
Note for the future - the Chinese have a long memory and play things out over decades or centuries.....this isn't over, yet.

24 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Note for the future - the Chinese have a long memory and play things out over decades or centuries.....this isn't over, yet.

You know why China will never go to war with us? You don't rob your own bank.

49 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

You know why China will never go to war with us? You don't rob your own bank.

The Big Lebowski Dude GIF

On 7/29/2022 at 3:30 PM, Cheeseweasel said:

Growth at the expense of small business. Yeah Penis Rockets!!!

rocket-launchgif.gif?rect=0%252C50%252C8

It’s been the American way for at least 30 years now.  

On 7/29/2022 at 6:03 PM, bernorange said:

Benefit of consumers?  What are you buying that's cheap?

Stocks. 

Whether bear market rally or bottom is in, either way, I really enjoy a portfolio going up. 

On 8/3/2022 at 7:31 AM, Wally Fairway said:

I'm calling today's market reaction the opposite of a dead cat bounce; (no CR) it is the alive Pelosi bounce. The Chinese didn't start an invasion or kill the Speaker of the house, so the bounce is a reversal of yesterdays drop that happened when she landed in Taiwan. 
Note for the future - the Chinese have a long memory and play things out over decades or centuries.....this isn't over, yet.

If this is alive, might be better to be dead ? 😋 

OIF.ISOaswWe6ULnDxwVq9ailg?pid=ImgDet&dp

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

Twenty three BILLION dollars.

Must have been a hell of a party.

I don’t know why any institution would invest with SoftBank. This isn’t their 1st 11-figure quarterly loss. They’ve had some spectacular fails. (WeWork)

Edited by TonyTexas

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/sequoia-and-tiger-global-take-softbank-to-the-cleaners/2022/07/06/2e911a44-fd28-11ec-b39d-71309168014b_story.html

 

If the fiascoes at WeWork Inc. and Greensill Bank AG were not enough, Klarna Bank AB should serve as another fine reminder that SoftBank Group Corp. is the unluckiest whale in a crowded venture capital world. Founder Masayoshi Son somehow always manages to hold the worst cards.

 

"Capital as a weapon"

What a douchebag.

1 hour ago, babysdaddy said:

Suicide Samurai GIF

Softbank always have the best presentations in business

Heres masason comparing himself to one of the legendary japanese emperors

3D1710CF-0986-4ADF-99E8-FF8FB998C6D8.jpeg

I don’t know why any institution would invest with SoftBank. This isn’t their 1st 11-figure quarterly loss. They’ve had some spectacular fails. (WeWork)

And Katera
7 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


And Katera

Their Uber and Alibaba investments have lost them billions as well

3 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

The Fed put and has become the Fed call?

 

I picture the governors and presidents looking at eachother like this

spiderman-pointing.jpg?resize=600,304&ss

Not a bad week:

DJIA: Up 755 points, 2.23%

S&P: Up 53 points, 1.24%

NASDAQ: Up 181 point, 1.39%

All 3 major indices at 3 1/2 month highs.

With September and October coming, seems very likely this is typical bear market rally. Selling probably starts earlier though, soon. 

5 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

With September and October coming, seems very likely this is typical bear market rally. Selling probably starts earlier though, soon. 

I agree.  This rally doesn’t feel like it’s the last leg.

Agree on bear market rally but still think we have seen the lows or pretty damn close.  Fundamentals in 2008 were a fuckload worse. 

2 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

China has the flu. More supply chain trouble ahead. 

But China is thankful to have received 5 doses of Tamiflu boosted with Paracetamol and is recovering, or else it would have been worse

On 8/15/2022 at 5:32 AM, Wally Fairway said:

How to get a free pseudo-bloomberg machine 

 

Looks scammy as fuck when you try to install it.

Saw that Michael Burry dumped his holdings. 

45 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Saw that Michael Burry dumped his holdings. 

giphy.gif

53 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Saw that Michael Burry dumped his holdings. 

Except GEO which is prison stock.  Very interesting.

5 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Looks scammy as fuck when you try to install it.

Congrats on your aids. 

1 hour ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Saw that Michael Burry dumped his holdings. 

he's dumped his holdings so often, he's pretty much turboshort

2 hours ago, Hefeweizen said:

Except GEO which is prison stock.  Very interesting.

slave labor - still profitable!

19 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

DJIA has fallen like whoa all the way back above 34,000.

gone christmas GIF

21 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

DJIA has fallen like whoa all the way back above 34,000.

Surprised What Did You Do GIF

I'm more interested in learning how he came up with the $27.5MM for the original investment, and how I can do the same.

Rookie should have plowed that $27 million into calls....$20 8/19 calls were around 30 cents early last week (currently over $5). I know that because about 75% of the posts on WSB were stupid shit about BBBY, so I considered dropping $500 on those very same options. But, I'm a savvy investor who told myself there's no way those morons can pull that shit off again, so I wisely abstained. 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.