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1 hour ago, bernorange said:

@Cheeseweasel isn't nearly as (unintentionally) funny as Jim Cramer.

Cramer can be a buffoon, but he is pretty damned in tune to some things, namely he was spot on about this then, and he is now as well.  

 

 

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Fuck you Chuck. 

 

On 9/28/2022 at 1:40 PM, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

the doom and gloom has been baked in already right? Today is good so far Dow +500; methinks the worst is over. 

you are so dumb harry styles GIF

Well, Nike just shot out some more good inventory and consumer trend reports.  Down 10% AH.   Tomorrow gonna be a nice end to Q3.  Not gonna be a fun start to q4 either.  I expect heavy selling through thanksgiving.  

September always stuck ass. Pumpkin/pilgrim rally when?

@Trey3216 you had me at buffoon.  As with all cable 'news', it's really hard to tell just how much autonomy the 'talent' gets to exercise.  

56 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

September always stuck ass. Pumpkin/pilgrim rally when?

FWIW - you should learn how to spell Santa 

fuck - I just looked at my investment accounts for the first time is a couple of weeks, only the second time this month.

Why in the hell did I do that???

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5 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

fuck - I just looked at my investment accounts for the first time is a couple of weeks, only the second time this month.

Why in the hell did I do that???

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You, Sir, need a break.  Who does Sparty play tomorrow? Try to tune in and watch.  Get your mind off of your impending destitude.

56 minutes ago, Parliament said:

You, Sir, need a break.  Who does Sparty play tomorrow? Try to tune in and watch.  Get your mind off of your impending destitude.

what are you talking about - watching Sparty play football is all about impending destitude/destruction/desperation and depression.

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I didn't pay attention to who posted that - it should say FUCK YOU

2 hours ago, Hefeweizen said:

This seems like it could spread…

Nah, it's fine. Let the Suisse deal with it.
 

Since CPI came in at 8.3% instead of 8.1% on September 13, the S&P 500 is down 12.8%.

 

43 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Since CPI came in at 8.3% instead of 8.1% on September 13, the S&P 500 is down 12.8%.

 

.2% was the cliff apparently.

3 hours ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

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A line was crossed.

 

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2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

.2% was the cliff apparently.

What kind of faith do you have that it will get better?  That’s what I see. 

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Lol stupid political post.  What his inauguration has to do with Fed policy is beyond me.  But you can’t help it, I know.

23 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

Lol stupid political post.  What his inauguration has to do with Fed policy is beyond me.  But you can’t help it, I know.

Lol don’t be such a fucking baby. It’s just a milestone. If I really wanted to blame Biden I would CR shit post about it.

 

The crazy part is the amount of monetary and fiscal stimulus that has resulted in nada. 

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Lol.  We’re pretty much at full employment.  We’ve made a lot of business owners very wealthy (myself included as a stock holder in a private company).  What we have done is transfer a massive amount of wealth.  
 

Sorry your crypto made you a poor.

9 hours ago, Hefeweizen said:

Lol.  We’re pretty much at full employment.  We’ve made a lot of business owners very wealthy (myself included as a stock holder in a private company).  What we have done is transfer a massive amount of wealth.  
 

Sorry your crypto made you a poor.

Yes that’s it. I’m poor. From crypto. 
 

Congrats on your success. Hopefully you can secure an exit from your private stock. 

1 hour ago, Humble Beast said:

Yes that’s it. I’m poor. From crypto. 
 

Congrats on your success. Hopefully you can secure an exit from your private stock. 

At least his private stock represents a portion of a company that actually exists and has assets lol. Your shit coins just represent the expendature of electricity and utilization of compute power, but nothing tangible or persistent. Hope you secure enough dumb money to exit your coins when you want to

9 minutes ago, Captainant said:

At least his private stock represents a portion of a company that actually exists and has assets lol. Your shit coins just represent the expendature of electricity and utilization of compute power, but nothing tangible or persistent. Hope you secure enough dumb money to exit your coins when you want to

My Beanie Baby collection will cover my recent losses.

10 minutes ago, Captainant said:

At least his private stock represents a portion of a company that actually exists and has assets lol. Your shit coins just represent the expendature of electricity and utilization of compute power, but nothing tangible or persistent. Hope you secure enough dumb money to exit your coins when you want to

I own a good amount of private stock as well. Speaking from experience.
 

Not all my eggs are in one basket. 
 

 

11 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Prepare thy anus

@StassneyHorn

still buying?

Yes. This is how people accumulate shares and make money, feel free to buy only when the market goes up.

So did everyone decide that the Fed is now all of the sudden going to change their mind?

Watching the markets act bipolar and so easily swayed by favorable news while ignoring unfavorable news one day and then shift course and do the exact opposite 2 days later make me really wonder why I even look at the market at daily snapshots and instead maybe it would be better to just do this once a week on like a Wednesday...

28 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Yes. This is how people accumulate shares and make money, feel free to buy only when the market goes up.

I love it when stocks are on sale.

Thinking you will catch a falling knife and unload cash all at once and all at the bottom is wallstreetbets level of retarded

 

Which is why I still hold quite a bit of cash and continue to make purchases - i.e. because stocks are on sale.  After a leg down, buy more index fund shares.  Nothing fancy and actually pretty boring, but my strategery is it will payoff just fine in a couple of years.

Cashed my Petrobras dividends and sold the stock on Bolsonaro’s better than expected showing.  High risk but I suspected he would do better than expected.  That is a serious potential play if Lula wins, since he used it as a piggy bank when he was president of Brazil.

56 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Which is why I still hold quite a bit of cash and continue to make purchases - i.e. because stocks are on sale.  After a leg down, buy more index fund shares.  Nothing fancy and actually pretty boring, but my strategery is it will payoff just fine in a couple of years.

Yes, the markets are incredibly oversold right now.  Ton of cash on the sidelines, lots of sellers, and no buyers.  It may take until after the mid terms but once people realize that, the buyers will be back.

I read one article that said we would have a "rip your face off rally" after the midterms. Strange choice of words, but hope he's right. I'm still buying low right now. 

Today's market action seems completely rational, I just can't figure out rational based on what?

45 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Today's market action seems completely rational, I just can't figure out rational based on what?

FOMO TINA rally.

4 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

FOMO TINA rally.

Damn that didn’t take long to dig those bodies up!

3 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Yes. This is how people accumulate shares and make money, feel free to buy only when the market goes up.

So now you’re back to bullish instead of paying off mortgage debt?

 

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43 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

So now you’re back to bullish instead of paying off mortgage debt?

 

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It’s almost like I can do both, and was asking a question to mortgage guys on what makes sense for an owner in Austin in the first 5 years of his mortgage.

How did that whole prepare your anus thing go?

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59 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

So now you’re back to bullish instead of paying off mortgage debt?

 

all stars lol GIF by Lifetime

 

17 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

It’s almost like I can do both, and was asking a question to mortgage guys on what makes sense for an owner in Austin in the first 5 years of his mortgage.

How did that whole prepare your anus thing go?

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