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41 minutes ago, horn4life said:

I still hold that it's going at least another 3-5,000 points down before there is any real pressure on Trump to change course.

If you're talking about the S&P, I agree.

28 minutes ago, Parliament said:


There wasn’t.

Bounce of hope happening now... but not going to go black. I think a little upwards and sideways off the bottom until about 1:30, then back down. Fucking UVIX options are too fucking expensive to pile more onto at the risk levels I currently have.  

 

This is nuts to watch. Not acting on it at all but still fascinating to see.

Just now, txduck87 said:

This is nuts to watch. Not acting on it at all but still fascinating to see.


you know the grifters are getting rich on insider trading news. While us rubes just sit back. 

This is why the sudden spike

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13 hours ago, UTGrad98 said:

And please understand, I am not enjoying this. Im just fascinated by once in a lifetime events like this and enjoy commenting on them. Im also positioned quite conservatively so I dont feel the anxiety some of you are feeling so its easier for me to comment on technical bounces, what I think will happen etc. Speaking of what I think will happen tomorrow. Im gonna take my shot and say if we hold above 480 the rest of the night, we will sell off hard in the first 5-30 minutes, flushing out the panic sellers, then rally the rest of the day and we close above 500.

This guy fucks

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


you know the grifters are getting rich on insider trading news. While us rubes just sit back. 

 

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

This is the most rigged shit I've ever seen in my life. 

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14575733/Marjorie-Taylor-Greene-stock-market-treasury-bills-donald-trump-tariffs.html

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On March 16, March 19 and March 24, Greene spent $100,000 to $250,000 per transaction on T-Bills, according to Capitol Trades, a platform devoted to sharing politician trading data. 

The Trump ally invested between $300,000 and $750,000 in Treasuries, according to the filings. 

These massive purchases were sprinkled among multiple smaller ones that spanned from $1,000 to $5,000 in companies including Apple Inc, AbbVie Inc and Costco Wholesale Group. 

Greene's stock moves came in the days leading up to Trump's 'Liberation Day' declaration on Wednesday.  

 

19 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

NVDA just screamed bottom

I just fixed the economy and nobody has said thank you

6 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

This guy fucks

IF you sell in the next 2 minutes.🤪

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5 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

This is why the sudden spike

That’s likely the only emergency tariff that would hold up in court. However, the cats out of the bag now - hard to think this administration will be able to prove their business friendly when things change day in and day out. How do you even start to plan when the strategy shifts round after round of golf?

1 minute ago, RabidM said:

WTF is going on? What a massive swing 

Someone threw out a rumor and got out at the highs.... :)

And there went the selling opportunity... oops maybe not.. up 25K down 26 K up 2 down 8 I have no idea up or down.

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I have VOO up in a window and it's moving up and down so fast it can't keep up.

2 minutes ago, horn4life said:

And there went the selling opportunity...

give it a few minutes. 

4 minutes ago, horn4life said:

And there went the selling opportunity... oops maybe not.. up 25 down 26 up 2 down 8 I have no idea up or down.


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3 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

You have to be a real pervert and sicko to participate today

I'm sure this was all orchestrated at the big $1m a plate dinner this weekend in Florida. All the ogliarchs were there - this is pure market manipulation for the billionaires. 

Since we're being political everywhere on surly now, when did this become the whiny, conspiracy  leftist thread?

You think democrats don't insider trade? LMAO.

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2 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

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Holy shit!

Well, this explains the sudden downturn after some positivity.

15 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Since we're being political everywhere on surly now, when did this become the whiny, conspiracy  leftist thread?

You think democrats don't insider trade? LMAO.

I'm sure they all inside trade, now stop being a fucking weeping pussy. 

4 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Almost green again. What a ride. 

So close, back to -420 now 

Placed some sell market orders earlier today around 8:30 or whatever; settlement date still showing pending. With Merril Edge…anyone else w same?

Just now, MAUFRAIS said:

I use Merrill Hoge

Or Merrill Haggard (In Dan Rather’s voice)

57 minutes ago, txduck87 said:

This is nuts to watch. Not acting on it at all but still fascinating to see.

Were down like 2%, went out to water the garden, came back and SP was green, went to kitchen to get a coffee, back down 0.5%.

Just now, Anastasis said:

Were down like 2%, went out to water the garden, came back and SP was green, went to kitchen to get a coffee, back down 0.5%.

I'm jacked to the tits on puts right now, get back in there for more coffee. 

7 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I'm jacked to the tits on puts right now, get back in there for more coffee. 

What dates and strikes are you looking for?

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