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1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

So Nvidia went to the Enron school of accounting?

Not just Nvidia, Altman did have an Andrew Fastow, “you’re too dumb to understand it” moment on a podcast with Brad Gerstner when asked how 12 billion in revenue ever pays out with trillions of capex

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4 minutes ago, immamac said:

Aren't markets down on open? /

No.

 

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26 minutes ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

i predict some profit taking throughout the day.

I gotta take an inherited RMD and I’m gonna do it today. 

1 hour ago, WBT said:

We're so back?

We're so screwed

3 hours ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

i predict some profit taking throughout the day.

Humblebrag

well done

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WTF did I miss between 10 and 11 this morning?

So employment numbers that nobody trusts (jobsgiving) made institutional think no rate cut in December. So good news is bad news.

11 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

So employment numbers that nobody trusts (jobsgiving) made institutional think no rate cut in December. So good news is bad news.

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Oh for fucks sake.  Can the market not derail before I fucking retire?

18 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

So employment numbers that nobody trusts (jobsgiving) made institutional think no rate cut in December. So good news is bad news.

Talking heads on CNBC laying the blame for today’s switch on continuing declines in bitcoin. 

12 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Talking heads on CNBC laying the blame for today’s switch on continuing declines in bitcoin. 

They don't know shit about fuck.  None of us do.

1 hour ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

if our fucking economy is hitched to bitcoin, we deserve our impending depression

C' on man, could be worse, I remember when the economy was tied the frozen concentrated orange juice future

21 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

C' on man, could be worse, I remember when the economy was tied the frozen concentrated orange juice future

Where the hell is Beaks?

Pretty big swings in the last hour before markets opened. Should be an exciting day!

So everything looks like it's fixed, and we can all sleep soundly this weekend. Before the short holiday week. 
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22 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

Don’t sleep on RDDT

oh shit, last time you said this, it was like +30% in a day or something. In.

1 hour ago, sidis said:

oh shit, last time you said this, it was like +30% in a day or something. In.

They had another impressive quarter report this morning. Hold it long if you’re going to invest. I’m not a financial planner but I believe 2026 is going to be a breakout for them. And well beyond. It’s golden content and they have a planets worth. They’ve already x3 since IPO in 2024.

Since this looks like the regular market thread anyone want to tell me about this QQQ vote I just got spam texted about?

17 hours ago, elfenix said:

Since this looks like the regular market thread anyone want to tell me about this QQQ vote I just got spam texted about?

AI SUMMARY

A shareholder vote is underway for the Invesco QQQ Trust to reclassify it from a unit investment trust (UIT) to an open-ended fund. The goal is to modernize the fund, which includes lowering the expense ratio from 0.20% to 0.18%.  The vote has been extended, and the final deadline to vote is December 4, 2025. 

Reclassification: The primary proposal is to change QQQ from a unit investment trust to an open-ended fund, a modern structure used by most ETFs today.

Other benefits: A successful vote could also lead to the election of a board of trustees to replace the current trustee (a bank).

Why shareholders are being contacted: The vote deadline was initially missed due to a lack of quorum, so Invesco is actively contacting shareholders to encourage them to vote.

What you get: Voting is voluntary, but it's the only way for individual shareholders to influence the outcome

14 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Bragging about bond yields like were in the middle of a global pandemic is certainly a choice. I can't wait to see people argue that's it's a good thing lmao, it'll be good entertainment 

Hey, something's up besides unemployment and inflation!

Kind of wild, apparently there's gigawatts of NVDA chips sitting in warehouses, fully paid for, but not being used for lack of data center capacity. That's one hell of a financing bubble that's gonna cause some major whiplash

 

 

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