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Thanksgiving Day Menu Thread of COVID-19 Total Domination with Food Prons

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Was not in a turkey mood this year, so went with a herb-crusted dry aged prime rib

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Spread:  prime rib, double garlic herbed mashed potatoes, green chile corn pudding, gruyere popovers

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Dessert:  black bottom bourbon pecan pie, chocolate peanut butter pie

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2 minutes ago, AustinMT said:

Was not in a turkey mood this year, so went with a herb-crusted dry aged prime rib

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#teamfuckturkeytobehonest

Round 2 @ mom's. Very traditional. The salted pork was particularly delicious. 

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Stuffing vs Dressing. Do any of y’all do dressing instead? Same concept but the consistency is way better. Probably my favorite food on thanksgiving

Just now, youdunnf'dup said:

Stuffing vs Dressing. Do any of y’all do dressing instead? Same concept but the consistency is way better. Probably my favorite food on thanksgiving

What is stuffing? Is that dressing for Canadians?

NY strip steak

mashed potatoes

fresh green beans with garlic( from produce section, cut ends and blanche and then sauté until perfectly al dente with lots of butter)

sautéed mushrooms and caramelized onions for on top of steak

Malbec wine rested in a pitcher for full peppery flavor

coffee with Irish Cream liqueur from County Cork. I wish I had pie but this alone is a delish dessert.

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Stuffing vs Dressing. Do any of y’all do dressing instead? Same concept but the consistency is way better. Probably my favorite food on thanksgiving

My step mom bakes it in muffin tins. This serves two purposes: each stuffing muffin is a reasonable serving size, and it never gets too mushy.
5 hours ago, Anastasis said:

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All looks great — nice job on the Hasselback potatoes.  Those are a lot of work, but worth it

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1 minute ago, AustinMT said:

All looks great — nice job on the Hasselback potatoes.  Those are a lot of work, but worth it

Tone honest hardest part is not losing a finger tip in the mandolin. 

Damn, wish I had thought of doing this.  Love some cheesy ass broccoli casserole. 

I fucked up on the recipe and thought it would be shit and it ended up being the best side that everyone raved about. Better than green bean casserole to me but the wife wanted it.

 

30 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Tone honest hardest part is not losing a finger tip in the mandolin. 

I fucked that part up the first time I tried that recipe. Took a huge chuck out of the knuckle on my middle finger. It happened fast. The cut didn't hurt too much, but I wrapped the damn thing in gauze because I refused to spend Christmas at the ER. Gauze dried to the cut. Getting it off was one of the most painful things I can remember, even six Boulevardiers in. I went to the doctor the next day and he had to use some foam dressing to get the bleeding to stop. It took six weeks for the wound to fully heal. The next year I just sliced the potatoes with a knife. Turned out great. 

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12 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

but the wife wanted it.

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Speaking of green bean casserole.  Wife mixed it up a little bit and sauteed some portabella and shiitake mushrooms in butter, working them into the cream of mushroom and I'll be damned if it wasn't the most legit green bean casserole ever.  

Great thread. Well done all you assholes. Shit got hectic so didn’t get the whole spread but here’s the spatchcocked and smoked bitd.

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Cocktail Hour:  
Cranberry-Range Spritz
Cider Whiskey Sour
 
Dinner:
Buttermilk brined turkey 
Brioche stuffing with chestnuts and figs
Fiery sweet potatoes (basically mashed sweet potatoes made with red curry and coconut milk)
Cider-glazed brussels
Cranberry-orange jelly (Port, Grand Marnier, and fresh cranberries molded into Darth Vader (fingers crossed it comes out))
Parker House rolls (scratch)
Galatoire's sweet potato cheesecake 
Wine (Not sure which ones yet)
 
I might be by myself with the dogs (might have a neighbor or two pop over), but I will eat well.  Fuck COVID.


Ended up just drinking wine at cocktail hour, but I've tried those cocktails this week, and they are tasty.

The only thing I ended up not making was the rolls. Just too much proving and other stuff to do.

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After pic wasn’t worth it. The skin on the breasts completely dissolved away so it wasn’t much to look at. I assume the butter contributed to that since that’s never happened with any other bird I smoked.
11 hours ago, ztejas said:

Round 2 @ mom's. Very traditional. The salted pork was particularly delicious. 

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can we start a new thread for what all this food looks like on the way out?

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

can we start a new thread for what all this food looks like on the way out?

There's already a website for that

 

17 hours ago, ztejas said:

Round 1 @ dad's.

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Sensation salad, jello salad (courtesy of very extended-family Nebraskans), taters, brussels, lobster mac and cheese, Perini Ranch smoked tenderloin (only "cheat" item).

And the best part - I didn't have to cook any of it.

I don't know about your specific offering, but as someone who married into midwestern Nebraska farm folk, there are some legit righteous gelatin salads out there. You're going to have to trust me on this one.

Traditional t-day meals are my favorite get together of the year. We skipped town and went to the beach this year rather than get together with family (several work in healthcare) with the local COVID outbreaks. State championship football game is next week also and everyone was supposed to make an effort to stay quarantined, so we packed up. Cooked a ham, stuffing, potatoes, and a few other sides but it just wasn’t the same.

57 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I don't know about your specific offering, but as someone who married into midwestern Nebraska farm folk, there are some legit righteous gelatin salads out there. You're going to have to trust me on this one.

Haha. It's not bad. Not really my cup of tea but it's an acceptable menu item. 

I think this one is red jello with mostly bananas and strawberries - sandwiching whipped cream.

There’s only one thing you won’t find in a Midwestern salad - lettuce

jello salad is for children.

Yeah, it’s one Midwestern cliche that I hate, and that my family thankfully isn’t into.

Fucking everyone else though...
18 hours ago, ztejas said:

Perini Ranch smoked tenderloin (only "cheat" item).

tenderloin was your “cheat” item?  I don’t understand.  are you vegetarian?

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This is going to morph in to the leftovers food pron thread.

What to do with these left over pie crust remnants and potatoes?

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2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

There's already a website for that

 

Oh ah haha um...it’s shaggybevo you’re talking about, right?

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Dressing waffle. Damn that sounds right. 

26 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Dressing waffle. Damn that sounds right. 

If it isn't right, I don't want to be right.

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Later, make a dressing waffle sammich with turkey, cranberry sauce and top with gravy. Diabetes is worth it.
On 11/26/2020 at 9:53 AM, Armybrat said:

Packaged as requested & ready to go in the fridge for kids to pick up. Saved 4 for us. Pie too.

(Vegan family getting Grandma’s home-baked vegan cookies &  a carton of their favorite fake “ice cream” from Whole Foods)

 

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Mrs. Brat seems cool as shit. 

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Halftime during Texas game

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My postgame snack

 

 

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

I love leftover cold turkey legs and wings.

Tearing up a turkey leg right now. Love Thanksgiving leftovers

1 hour ago, Zepol87 said:

Tearing up a turkey leg right now. Love Thanksgiving leftovers

Just threw down 3 rolls with cold turkey, mayo and salt.  Shit had crack in it

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Wife told me this made her down there regions tingle. 

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11 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Wife told me this made her down there regions tingle. 

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Recipe?

and/or pics of tingly regions

11 hours ago, Anastasis said:

My farts smell like thanksgiving. 

Shit, sage, and thyme.

Had Thanksgiving at the in laws yesterday. BIL smoked a brisket, and we also smoked a queso/sausage/Hatch chili dip.

I scrambled some brisket eggs and smothered the potatoes with the queso dip. And of course some bacon for good measure. Made a brisket egg burrito topped with homemade salsa. Did the bacon first and fried up the potatoes and then the brisket eggs in the grease.

One of my best ideas in awhile

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Bacon seems a bit floppy. 9/10 would smash. 

That’s how I roll. Unless I’m using it as an ingredient in something, I refrain from crispy.

I’m team soft/chewy bacon over burnt/crispy bacon but that needed a few more minutes

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There is a fine line between browned but still chewy bacon and the dark browned bacon that breaks into a bunch of little pieces when you bite into it. The latter is terrible and the former is glorious.

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