November 26, 20205 yr because, of course they are. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/25/culled-mink-rise-from-the-dead-denmark-coronavirus Dead mink are rising from their graves in Denmark after a rushed cull over fears of a coronavirus mutation led to thousands being slaughtered and buried in shallow pits – from which some are now emerging. “As the bodies decay, gases can be formed,” Thomas Kristensen, a national police spokesman, told the state broadcaster DR. “This causes the whole thing to expand a little. In this way, in the worst cases, the mink get pushed out of the ground.” Police in West Jutland, where several thousand mink were buried in a mass grave on a military training field, have tried to counter the macabre phenomenon by shovelling extra soil on top of the corpses, which are in a 1 metre-deep trench. “This is a natural process,” Kristensen said. “Unfortunately, one metre of soil is not just one metre of soil –it depends on what type of soil it is. The problem is that the sandy soil in West Jutland is too light. So we have had to lay more soil on top.” Adding to the popular concern, local media reported that the animals may also have been buried too close to lakes and underground water reserves, prompting fears of possible contamination of ground and drinking water supplies.
November 26, 20205 yr Popular Post Says something about how far Europe’s come that they can’t do mass graves right anymore
November 26, 20205 yr Popular Post 21 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said: Says something about how far Europe’s come that they can’t do mass graves right anymore
November 26, 20205 yr 49 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said: Says something about how far Europe’s come that they can’t do mass graves right anymore
November 26, 20205 yr 52 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said: Says something about how far Europe’s come that they can’t do mass graves right anymore
November 26, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, Royalfan5 said: Says something about how far Europe’s come that they can’t do mass graves right anymore Edited November 26, 20205 yr by mchookem
November 26, 20205 yr I read the thread title and totally didn't even scoff at the notion that 2020 might give rise to a zombie apocalypse.
November 28, 20205 yr On 11/26/2020 at 7:14 AM, bernorange said: I read the thread title and totally didn't even scoff at the notion that 2020 might give rise to a zombie apocalypse. We’re running out of time for the remaining horrors of 2020. Preppers are probably getting pissed as the game clock winds down and no apocalypse is emerging.
November 28, 20205 yr On 11/26/2020 at 4:59 AM, 52-80 said: dead dogs and dead cats lying together Mass hysteria.
November 28, 20205 yr 52 minutes ago, Elvis said: We’re running out of time for the remaining horrors of 2020. Preppers are probably getting pissed as the game clock winds down and no apocalypse is emerging. What do you think 2021 is for?
December 21, 20205 yr Zombie mink talk not going away. the original horror movie was pretty good...killing 17 million minks the 2nd one lived up to the first, even if the zombie storyline is getting a bit long in the tooth. this third one (incineration) is a plot twist I didn’t see coming. Part 4 where they call dan ankroyd, Bill murray, et al out of retirement to deal with the evil spirits/ghosts is a plot line only believable in Hollywood...if it weren’t 2020.
December 21, 20205 yr I don't want to tell the Danes their business...but if my country is just 17,000 square miles, most of which is along oceans, seas, and rivers...and I've got 17,000,000 dead minks. I think that's like, and correct me if I'm wrong here Sandy, 1000 dead minks per square mile. Or, as we say in zombie zoology, a fucking lot of dead minks per square mile for such a little country. Covid-19 or no Covid-19. You probably shouldn't bury 1000 dead per square mile of any fucking species. It's a country barely larger than Maryland made almost entirely of water and you didn't see the 17,000,000 dead minks underground as being a problem to the water supply? Even if the 17mm minks had all died honorable deaths fighting the Nazis and wanted proper military burials and Covid-19 wasn't even a thing...I'd still do things...torch every last one of them to save the water table, and then form a national tribunal to answer the question...why does our tiny country have 3 minks for every one fucking citizen? That makes no goddamn sense! Edited December 21, 20205 yr by Lobo
December 21, 20205 yr 10 minutes ago, Lobo said: I don't want to tell the Danes their business...but if my country is just 17,000 square miles, most of which is along oceans, seas, and rivers...and I've got 17,000,000 dead minks. I think that's like, and correct me if I'm wrong here Sandy, 1000 dead minks per square mile. Or, as we say in zombie zoology, a fucking lot of dead minks per square mile for such a little country. Covid-19 or no Covid-19. You probably shouldn't bury 1000 dead per square mile of any fucking species. It's a country barely larger than Maryland made almost entirely of water and you didn't see the 17,000,000 dead minks underground as being a problem to the water supply? Even if the 17mm minks had all died honorable deaths fighting the Nazis and wanted proper military burials and Covid-19 wasn't even a thing...I'd still do things...torch every last one of them to save the water table, and then form a national tribunal to answer the question...why does our tiny country have 3 minks for every one fucking citizen? That makes no goddamn sense! At least consult with Craig James about disposing of bodies.
December 22, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, Lobo said: I don't want to tell the Danes their business...but if my country is just 17,000 square miles, most of which is along oceans, seas, and rivers...and I've got 17,000,000 dead minks. I think that's like, and correct me if I'm wrong here Sandy, 1000 dead minks per square mile. Or, as we say in zombie zoology, a fucking lot of dead minks per square mile for such a little country. Covid-19 or no Covid-19. You probably shouldn't bury 1000 dead per square mile of any fucking species. It's a country barely larger than Maryland made almost entirely of water and you didn't see the 17,000,000 dead minks underground as being a problem to the water supply? Even if the 17mm minks had all died honorable deaths fighting the Nazis and wanted proper military burials and Covid-19 wasn't even a thing...I'd still do things...torch every last one of them to save the water table, and then form a national tribunal to answer the question...why does our tiny country have 3 minks for every one fucking citizen? That makes no goddamn sense! They don’t have a PETA chapter?
December 22, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, Lobo said: You probably shouldn't bury 1000 dead per square mile of any fucking species. It's a country barely larger than Maryland made almost entirely of water and you didn't see the 17,000,000 dead minks underground as being a problem to the water supply? that's not even 2 an acre.
December 22, 20205 yr 7 hours ago, Lobo said: I don't want to tell the Danes their business...but if my country is just 17,000 square miles, most of which is along oceans, seas, and rivers...and I've got 17,000,000 dead minks. I think that's like, and correct me if I'm wrong here Sandy, 1000 dead minks per square mile. Or, as we say in zombie zoology, a fucking lot of dead minks per square mile for such a little country. Covid-19 or no Covid-19. You probably shouldn't bury 1000 dead per square mile of any fucking species. It's a country barely larger than Maryland made almost entirely of water and you didn't see the 17,000,000 dead minks underground as being a problem to the water supply? Even if the 17mm minks had all died honorable deaths fighting the Nazis and wanted proper military burials and Covid-19 wasn't even a thing...I'd still do things...torch every last one of them to save the water table, and then form a national tribunal to answer the question...why does our tiny country have 3 minks for every one fucking citizen? That makes no goddamn sense! I didn’t quote the article but what you’re suggesting was the original plan... but turns out, the Danes are only equipped to incinerate 11.5 million minks on short notice... now they’re going back for the remaining 5.5M [quote]“The animals had been supposed to have been incinerated, but the scale of the cull meant that up to 5.5 million mink were buried near the towns of Karup and Holstebro.”[/quote] and then there’s this: [quote]Disposing of the animals has been a challenge. Mink are particularly susceptible to the virus because they are vulnerable to coron-aviruses and are raised in tightly-packed cages in large numbers, making it easier to spread. Researchers found seven different types of mutations in the spike protein of the virus among farmed mink after they caught it from farmworkers. One of those mutations carried four genetic changes that increased the virus’s resistance to antibodies—poten-tially making it more resistant to vaccines. A dozen farmworkers were also found to have been infected by the mutation, making it the first known example of animals catching the virus from humans and then passing it back. It hasn’t spread any further.[/quote] Edited December 22, 20205 yr by UTexasFight
December 22, 20205 yr Good question. It still serves a purpose I suppose for people that live in harsh climates who don't have access to Patagonia or something? I know they overpriced that shit back in the day in the U.S., but maybe it's affordable if you're closer to the course? I dunno. About ten years ago this December, we were in Dallas. And saw a woman in a long, poofy mink/furcoat (I don't know the difference and don't care). Anyway, half the people in the restaurant bar area were staring at her as she waited. I think she thought people were jealous of her coat, that was not the case. It was a Chris Rock kinda moment like, 'Damn, they still make you?' To which she'd reply, "Of course they still make mink coats, this is from Neiman's." And Chris Rock replies, "No woman, I didn't know they still made bitches like you." /csb If I'm a Danish mink incinerator squad member, I'm using my breaks to google where women in Europe/Asia buy the most minks. After the incineration campaign is over, I'm taking my bonus pay and traveling to some of those places. And telling every attractive woman I see that I work in the mink industry back in Aarhus and can get them a free mink, and getting half of them into bed with me. Sure, it'll be awkward the next morning when I have to tell them I was just burning zombie minks for the good of the Danes. But oh, the memories we'd have.
December 22, 20205 yr 17 hours ago, BabaYaga said: The year after this that kid was the "boys have a penis girls have a vagina" kid in Kindergarten Cop and just did a reunion with Arnold https://www.yahoo.com/amphtml/entertainment/arnold-schwarzenegger-kindergarten-cop-reunion-30th-anniversary-exclusive-150125072.html
December 22, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, BrazilHorn said: Who the fuck is still wearing mink? Russian women? It's not just the fur. Mink oil (rendered mink fat lol) is used in the cosmetic and leather industries.
December 22, 20205 yr 47 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said: It's not just the fur. Mink oil (rendered mink fat lol) is used in the cosmetic and leather industries. Ahh that makes more sense. That’s a fuckton of minks to squeeze oil out of.
December 22, 20205 yr Well i guess I gotta ask since it’s 2020, can they still extract the fat/oil from the minks as they dig them up, but before incineration? Seems to me it’s a two for one, more oil to boost their economy and less oil inside their bodies so the massive mink fires don’t burn as long or emotionally disturb as many danish children at Christmas.
December 22, 20205 yr It’s what your mom called her last bikini wax Edited December 22, 20205 yr by Lobo
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