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Sipping my coffee, about to take the turkey out of the brine and fire up some Bloody Mary’s. 

Hope you all can find some peace today. I appreciate you this year more than ever.

Salutations, greetings and best Thanksgiving wishes to all you slap dicks, shit on a sticks, meatheads, cocksuckers and buttholes.  
 

Enjoy the day.  We have much to be thankful for.  

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The only thing getting stuffed this holiday season is your mother. 

8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

The only thing getting stuffed this holiday season is your mother. 

She can take more length 

It’s a beautiful day today. God bless Texas and happy thanksgiving. 

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

It’s a beautiful day today. God bless Texas and happy thanksgiving. 

Last day it’s going to hit 70 for a little while.  Enjoy it while you can.

I found this board and thought “What a bunch of assholes.  They’re just like me!”

Happy Thanksgiving you assholes

2 minutes ago, Heme Doc said:

I found this board and thought “What a bunch of assholes.  They’re just like me!”

Happy Thanksgiving you assholes

Happy Robert Redford GIF

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2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Hope you all can find some peace today. I appreciate you this year more than ever.

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Just now, Anastasis said:

I love dolly so hard. 

she still looks so good. 

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

The only thing getting stuffed this holiday season is your mother. 

Is there a line to spatchcock her?

Happy T-giving ya fools.

It’s a beautiful day today. God bless Texas and happy thanksgiving. 

ALL STATES MATTER!!! ALL GODS MATTER!!! HAPPY ALL HOLIDAYS!!!
5 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

When can I put up the Festivus pole?

That is what she wants to know?  Riiiide the white pooonyyy. kid sheep GIF

4 hours ago, Gatorubet said:


ALL STATES MATTER!!! ALL GODS MATTER!!! HAPPY ALL HOLIDAYS!!!

I am thankful on this day that I have no connection in any way to Florida. 

I am thankful on this day that I have no connection in any way to Florida. 

The manatees may forgive you for this...but I won’t.
12 hours ago, South Austin said:

Sipping my coffee, about to take the turkey out of the brine and fire up some Bloody Mary’s. 

Hope you all can find some peace today. I appreciate you this year more than ever.

We may be mashed tater enemies, but we were Bloody Mary synchronous souls today.

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