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Is this the “Nickleback” of country music?

this fucking blows. 

Was that taped? It’s not that dark outside. 

Jerrah and goober clan no doubt doing high fives for shit half-time show.

Just now, BrazilHorn said:

Is this the “Nickleback” of country music?

this fucking blows. 

I thought I was watching the first country 'boy band'. Who is this db?

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Was that taped? It’s not that dark outside. 

Artificial eclipse.  Sun was back up when they returned from commercial.

Was that taped? It’s not that dark outside. 

Either that, or Emmy Award winning live production...

Yes, 100% taped trash.

I’m sitting here 15 miles northwest of Cowboy stadium and was thinking either taped or Gozar was about to make an appearance at the Death Star.

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

I’m sitting here 10 miles northwest of Cowboy stadium and was thinking either taped or Gozar was about to make an appearance at the Death Star.

Choose.  Choose the form of The Destructor.  

24 minutes ago, Party_Taco said:

These play calls man... woof

Agree...

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Just end the game already and out season please.  Covid protocols for everyone until feb 

Annnnd Elliot now has more fumbles than touchdowns. 

What is that Fumble #7?

TRADE.

Is there any fucking valid reason why Pollard isn’t getting any carries?

I fucking hate this coaching staff, this team, and everybody associated with it.....even including Frisco

Does Zeke have one 20 yard run this year? 
Pollard is better and doesn't fumble.

I think 21 or something like that is longest run of season.

Pollard hits the line like he was shot out of a cannon.  I remember when Zeke was fast.  Shocking that a dude who parties all off-season is already noticeably slower when he should still be in his prime.

8 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Elliott is ass my dude 

Think Zeke is probably a dope head and it’s effecting his game.

Of course it’s holding.

Fuck this team. Fuck these refs. Fuck the WFT.

7 minutes ago, former alkie said:

Is there any fucking valid reason why Pollard isn’t getting any carries?

I fucking hate this coaching staff, this team, and everybody associated with it.....even including Frisco

There are 15,000,000 reasons

God for every good throw Dalton makes he makes 3 like that. Ugh.

Helluva punt.  This guy has already punted better in 2 weeks than Jones did the last 3 years.   

13 minutes ago, former alkie said:

Is there any fucking valid reason why Pollard isn’t getting any carries?

I fucking hate this coaching staff, this team, and everybody associated with it.....even including Frisco

Same reason they don’t throw to CeeDee.

Same reason they don’t throw to CeeDee.

Playing for draft pick?

Thank you Dallas Cowboys for reminding me how shitty you can attempt to play the game of football.

 

Fuck you and go die.

 

Happy Thanksgiving, motherfuckers.  Choke on a drumstick.  You choke on everything else.

He fucking caught that ball at the 5, how was a 1/2 the distance penalty placed at the 5? 

3 minutes ago, slorch said:

Thank you Dallas Cowboys for reminding me how shitty you can attempt to play the game of football.

Fuck you and go die.

Happy Thanksgiving, motherfuckers.  Choke on a drumstick.  You choke on everything else.

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