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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Any of you fuckers here? My brother and I are drunk at the stadium. 

Heck no, I can enjoy the rest of my day by using the TV power button.

Have a miserable dinner Jerrah you fucking loser.

I haven’t punched myself in the balls before but I imagine this is what it feels like. 

we have achieved peak andy dalton in primetime

1 minute ago, utee94 said:

JFC this game sucks.

 

 

Not the game, the owner.

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

There is no way Gilbert Grape is a worse option than Dalton. 

Dalton has to be the worst QB in the NFL. 

Give everyone covid before they leave the stadium and wrap it up 

1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

You'll feel much better when we draft a generational talent at the #4 pick. Either that, or Jerruh takes a RB or WR. 

You say that but your rookie WR might be the best player on your team. 

Not that it was a great roster-construction move or anything.

Might be time to smash some more watermelons. 

And I’m thankful that that was the final nfl game thst I am watching until next august 

10 minutes ago, hundredTT said:

Uh, can we haz Ron Rivera? 

The man beat cancer...

Now you want him to overcome Jerrah?

3 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Postgame show on 105.3 gon be lit.  

Why?

I'm gonna switch and watch a well coached and disciplined football team.  You know-the New Mexico State Aggies. 

17 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

You'll feel much better when we draft a generational talent at the #4 pick. Either that, or Jerruh takes a RB or WR. 

"With the 4th pick in the 2021 draft, the Dallas Cowboys select Kellen Mond."

6 minutes ago, Horny Bull said:

Shoot this team into the sun

Through the east/west windows at Jerryworld?

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Big win for the football team.

Wish they could play Dallas every week.

6 minutes ago, bmbmd said:

I'm gonna switch and watch a well coached and disciplined football team.  You know-the New Mexico State Aggies. 

Damn, both those teams are 0-4.

Just now, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

Damn, both those teams are 0-4.

It's a hot-damn shoot out. 

5 minutes ago, Chad said:

 

Anyone got a flame thrower I can borrow?

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10 minutes ago, Chad said:

 

Skip is a professional troll and does it so well. I applaud his work. Mainly because so many things he says gets people riled up. I don't actually watch his show but follow him on Twitter for amusement. 

13 minutes ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

Damn, both those teams are 0-4.

Both those teams are called "Aggies" and are 0-4. 

Yeah, 46 & 125 yards allowed on the ground the last two games is far better than the previous 7 games. That’s just me, though. 
Back to form today!

That Gibson kid is damn good, 3rd round pick that primarily played WR at Memphis just destroyed us today at rb lol. The cowboys just can’t have nice things. To be fair to McCarthy we have been decimated by injuries. It’s gotta be time to put ole squints in and let him rack up the last 5 losses. 

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