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Iowa State Cyclones @ Texas Longhorns - 11AM on ABC [23-20 FINAL - Cyclones blow away Longhorns]

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  • Just wasted 4 years of Sam. For nothing. Fuck you, Tom.

  • Iowa State is gonna win the Big 12 outright, after a round robin schedule, but then have to play OU again in order to be crowned champion, because the Big 12 can't help but find ways to be the most re

  • They're ass my dude, hate to say it after getting a degree from there.. Shit tier city with bums murdering girls on campus and shitting all over the side walk on the downtown and parks Shit

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Iowa State is gonna win the Big 12 outright, after a round robin schedule, but then have to play OU again in order to be crowned champion, because the Big 12 can't help but find ways to be the most retarded conference in college football.

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I believe the math indicates that our coach made a shit ton of bad decisions.

 

Apparently UNC is playing so well because of Sally's cookies.

Tom Herman is a Manchurian Candidate planted by Ohio State. Prove me wrong.

5 minutes ago, Augustus said:

Iowa State is gonna win the Big 12 outright, after a round robin schedule, but then have to play OU again in order to be crowned champion, because the Big 12 can't help but find ways to be the most retarded conference in college football.

It really is a damn shame.  Iowa State earned it but OU will get a do over and win their 55th consecutive conference title.

4 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Tom Herman is a Manchurian Candidate planted by Ohio State. Prove me wrong.

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Five-Star Culture is some woke shit that Herman wishes he came up with in June.  

16 minutes ago, Augustus said:

Iowa State is gonna win the Big 12 outright, after a round robin schedule, but then have to play OU again in order to be crowned champion, because the Big 12 can't help but find ways to be the most retarded conference in college football.

Meh, PAC and B1G proved themselves to be the most retarded conferences in college football when they canceled their seasons and then had to backtrack.

 

But yeah, the B12 CCG is dumb.

35 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

How many of you would like to have Sam back next year? 

Not me. We need to move on from lots of things. 

11 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Not me. We need to move on from lots of things. 

4yrs of Sam is enough...

A sad indictment on my fandom right now. I legit thought this game was tomorrow until I got a score update from ESPN. Oh well I had a kick ass day with my kids and now I don’t even have to fret. Hopefully Herman is gone and I can give a fuck again next year

I just remembered this ISU team lost to ULaLa. 

Shit that made me 10x more angry.

2 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Kick is... inadequate.

Just like our HFC.

CHOKE ON A DICK TOM, DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU IN THE VAGINA ON THE WAY OUT

FIFY

1 hour ago, Brandywine said:

Tom knew Texas was going to play a bunch of close games this year because of parity. Really Tom? 

Just not salary parity tho

I’m just here waiting for the Sunday practice update.thats what really matters at $7 mil/yr

24 minutes ago, utee94 said:

I just remembered this ISU team lost to ULaLa. 

Shit that made me 10x more angry.

 

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27 minutes ago, utee94 said:

I just remembered this ISU team lost to ULaLa. 

Shit that made me 10x more angry.

 One thing to look on the bright side, the cyclones also be OU. 

1 hour ago, Brandywine said:

Tom knew Texas was going to play a bunch of close games this year because of parity. Really Tom? 

Well I think everybody knew Texas was going to play a bunch of close games this year because all his games are close.

4 hours ago, Modessit said:

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1 hour ago, Augustus said:

Iowa State is gonna win the Big 12 outright, after a round robin schedule, but then have to play OU again in order to be crowned champion, because the Big 12 can't help but find ways to be the most retarded conference in college football.

Funny, but no, every year on the shit12 dr. Pepper bowl in jerry world will go to blowU, including this shit year

57 minutes ago, 936horn said:

A sad indictment on my fandom right now. I legit thought this game was tomorrow until I got a score update from ESPN. Oh well I had a kick ass day with my kids and now I don’t even have to fret. Hopefully Herman is gone and I can give a fuck again next year

I knew it was today but didn't bother to check the time.  I took a nap through it thinking it would be a night game.

 

30 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

I knew it was today but didn't bother to check the time.  I took a nap through it thinking it would be a night game.

 

I'm to the point where I schedule yard work or family activities during Texass games

At this point, I would rather see Derka coach the team for the final few games.

I'm to the point where I schedule yard work or family activities during Texass games


Texass? Go fuck yourself.
1 minute ago, ConferenceRoom said:

 


Texass? Go fuck yourself.

 

They're ass my dude, hate to say it after getting a degree from there..

Shit tier city with bums murdering girls on campus and shitting all over the side walk on the downtown and parks

Shit tier conference that has crooked officials who blow calls and extend games to infinity with their huddles and totally ridiculous shit

Shit tier fanbase of causals that are total idiots that don't know or watch football

Shit tier leadership and "BMD" that don't know football and want to give up and jump to the next big dumb fuck idea every 2 years

Right now a school full of sheepfuckers in the middle of nowhere have more football prestige than this pathetic team

 

 

6 minutes ago, Zeus said:

They're ass my dude, hate to say it after getting a degree from there..

Shit tier city with bums murdering girls on campus and shitting all over the side walk on the downtown and parks

Shit tier conference that has crooked officials who blow calls and extend games to infinity with their huddles and totally ridiculous shit

Shit tier fanbase of causals that are total idiots that don't know or watch football

Shit tier leadership and "BMD" that don't know football and want to give up and jump to the next big dumb fuck idea every 2 years

Right now a school full of sheepfuckers in the middle of nowhere have more football prestige than this pathetic team

 

 

If your Zeus why don't you do something about it you fucking chunky bloody tampon bitch.

13 minutes ago, Zeus said:

They're ass my dude, hate to say it after getting a degree from there..

Shit tier city with bums murdering girls on campus and shitting all over the side walk on the downtown and parks

Shit tier conference that has crooked officials who blow calls and extend games to infinity with their huddles and totally ridiculous shit

Shit tier fanbase of causals that are total idiots that don't know or watch football

Shit tier leadership and "BMD" that don't know football and want to give up and jump to the next big dumb fuck idea every 2 years

Right now a school full of sheepfuckers in the middle of nowhere have more football prestige than this pathetic team

 

 

Are you part of the shit tier fan base of casuals that don’t watch football then?

13 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Shit tier fanbase of causals that are total idiots that don't know or watch football

I just want more touchdown plays.

2 hours ago, USNALonghorn said:

OU will trash this ISU team in the rematch 

yep.  40-14

49 minutes ago, Nivek said:

At this point, I would rather see Derka coach the team for the final few games.

Imagine the news conferences!

3 hours ago, USNALonghorn said:

OU will trash this ISU team in the rematch 

Better them than us.  One OU loss a year is plenty ...

If OU goes on to win the CCG, that will make 14 Big 12 championships.

The distance between their program and ours is staggering.

just watched the game on DVR, for fuck's sake, 4th and a foot and we run a slow developing run behind fucking Kerstetter's non blocking ass. If that doesn't just describe this program to a tee I don't know what does, oh wait, maybe our 4th year qb taking a fucking sack and turning a 50 yard game tying field goal into a 57 yarder.

At least be accurate. The sack turned it from 54 to 58.

1st and 2nd down plays were dumbassery. Two sidelines routes with ISU taking those away. You go to the middle with a timeout left.

33 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Imagine the news conferences!

At least he’d care. Tom is a robot cashing checks and pressing his butt to the mirror. He has no emotional connection to wins/losses

4 hours ago, Brandywine said:

How many of you would like to have Sam back next year? 

With urban?  I would. He got Tebow two rings. 

Fargin' embarrissin.  Coaching decisions sucked dorks.  Totally unacceptable.  Enough is enough.  The right guy can make Texas a monster.

Fargin' embarrissin.  Coaching decisions sucked dorks.  Totally unacceptable.  Enough is enough.  The right guy can make Texas a monster.


What the fuck is this shit?

That fourth and one is so frustrating and not only because we should have kicked the FG.  But because that stupid run Sam from shotgun up the middle on 3rd and 4th and short!!  Tom that worked three fucking years ago but you keep running it on short to goes in important situations and everyone knows it’s coming and has for the last two years!  But cause it worked against Georgia a few years ago why adjust anything after it stops working.... 

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we kinda seem like we suck

That fourth and one is so frustrating and not only because we should have kicked it FG.  But because that stupid run Sam from shotgun up the middle on 3rd and 4th and short!!  Tom that worked three fucking years ago but you keep running it on short to goes in important situations and everyone knows it’s coming and has for the last two years!  But cause it worked against Georgia a few years ago why adjust anything after it stops working.... 
You remember that play fake, roll right, toss to Brewer vs Baylor to finish off the game?

Yeah run that play there. Or even on 3rd and 2. We probably win.

Play calling and scheme matter.
You remember that play fake, roll right, toss to Brewer vs Baylor to finish off the game?

Yeah run that play there. Or even on 3rd and 2. We probably win.

Play calling and scheme matter.

Our philosophy is find something that works and stop doing it. Wiley 1 target for a TD.
21 minutes ago, Nivek said:


Our philosophy is find something that works and stop doing it. Wiley 1 target for a TD.

Not shit.   I was very confused when Iowa state kept throwing to their wide open TE as if you are allowed to do that.  Seems unfair.  Why should our defense have to assume they would call something that worked before.  

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