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Iowa State Cyclones @ Texas Longhorns - 11AM on ABC [23-20 FINAL - Cyclones blow away Longhorns]

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Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

brown talking shit to do the dude that smoked him 

That's the new thing in cfb.

 

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1 minute ago, Drew said:

Man fuck this QB. They get pressure and can’t do shit once they do.

Several drives should have been ended way early. Ugh.

Gotta tip toe around the targeting/roughing calls in this pathetic league

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

We have 8 yards in the 2nd quarter

we blew our wad int eh first with 215 yards of offense  thats our alloted game yardage blown in q1 

Oh God. I need to use the bathroom real quick 
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33 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Hey pessimist, we were inside the 30 4 times in the first quarter. 
 

I’ll take 13 points every quarter.

And zero in the second doesn’t conform to my wishes. Fuckers. 

Just now, TexArcher said:

If we end up 7-3, I don't think that gets rid of him.

It was made clear bare minimum expectation this year was making the Big12 champ.... with the expectation we win it, barring some absolute horseshit ref fucking in the game or 17 startes going down that would explain the loss. 

 

if he doesnt even make the game hes gone.  

Just now, ztejas said:

My parents housekeeper is here currently vacuuming the upstairs. Couldn't, idk, wait on that one? Christ.

Congrats to your parents for not being slobs or poor.  I guess.. 

My parents housekeeper is here currently vacuuming the upstairs. Couldn't, idk, wait on that one? Christ.
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3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

we just cant tackle a mobile QB... everytime we pressure his ass... we let him escape

Ossai on the sideline on that last one seems like a bad idea 

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

yet again... WR screen works for everyone but us

DAMN... short passing game to RBs just like the Wash FBT last night.  😠

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

My parents housekeeper is here currently vacuuming the upstairs. Couldn't, idk, wait on that one? Christ.

#smuproblems

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

That was about 150 lbs ago there Vic.

Don't care.   I would do evil thangs for a chance at that.  

everytime Herman calls TO in the last 2 mins of the 1st half thinking hes gonna get the ball all he does is give the other team a free TO 

even if ND loses, aggy isn't going to the playoffs

That was about 150 lbs ago there Vic.
Her recent commercials show a nice slimmer version.
Just now, Mdhorn said:

Iowa St TE down.  

Think they have 10 more.

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

My parents housekeeper is here currently vacuuming the upstairs. Couldn't, idk, wait on that one? Christ.

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1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

That was about 150 lbs ago there Vic.

Seriously. In every single new AT&T commercial, you can tell her ass and hips got colossal, and every choice they make in blocking and shooting is to try to hide it.

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

#smuproblems

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I will have y'all know we cooked all of our own food and washed all of our own dishes yesterday, thank you.

Edited by ztejas

Keep running Purdy, and he's going to get lit up.  

Edited by Mdhorn

Think they have 10 more.

Not counting the backups.
1 minute ago, CUM2TX said:

even if ND loses, aggy isn't going to the playoffs

Given Shaggy/surly's record of prediction accuracy, I thank you for that

5 minutes ago, Modessit said:

This should help.f5568bc516643af128e132f87f9daf6a.jpg

I think I broke my penis.

 

Just now, Mdhorn said:

Keep running Purdy, and you're going to get lit up.  

and we will be called for targeting when that happens

Does the defense know they can contest a catch?

Dude bounced off his own player back to behind the line to gain where he was tackled, first down.

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

My parents housekeeper is here currently vacuuming the upstairs. Couldn't, idk, wait on that one? Christ.

I weep for you

Keep running Purdy, and he's going to get lit up.  

He sure will and the next team who plays them will benefit after we lose

Why did Texas take a TO?  Herman, wtf.

good TO call that time... we didnt know what the fuck we were doing on defense

If you don't understand how amazing Mensa's time out usage is, you must be...

 

...too smart to pay for membership in Mensa.

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