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Iowa State Cyclones @ Texas Longhorns - 11AM on ABC [23-20 FINAL - Cyclones blow away Longhorns]

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  • Just wasted 4 years of Sam. For nothing. Fuck you, Tom.

  • Iowa State is gonna win the Big 12 outright, after a round robin schedule, but then have to play OU again in order to be crowned champion, because the Big 12 can't help but find ways to be the most re

  • They're ass my dude, hate to say it after getting a degree from there.. Shit tier city with bums murdering girls on campus and shitting all over the side walk on the downtown and parks Shit

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That dumbass WR begging for a flag when no one even touched him.

True story.  this game last year got me kicked out of the Alum bar for life here.  

leading at the half! Tom's chances go up substantially to win

Iowa State dominated time of possession in the 2nd quarter... Also gets the kickoff that starts the 3rd qtr.

(Texas with a little over 2 minutes time of possession in 2nd qtr)

Assalley missed the hole.

I learned in the first half that ou will prison rape either of these teams. 

1 minute ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:


this been discussed?

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Yeah, back when he raped us in the Assalley

Ass Alley did not go right in the middle there, surprisingly.

 

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Iowa State dominated time of possession in the 2nd quarter... Also gets the kickoff that starts the 3rd qtr.

(Texas with a little over 2 minutes time of possession in 2nd qtr)

offense is well rested and fresh 

Just now, SDG said:

True story.  this game last year got me kicked out of the Alum bar for life here.  

Cut from similar cloth, you and I. 

1 minute ago, immamac said:

20 pages in 1st half. I was expecting like 12. 

Milana helped. 

Im serious..does that dipshit kicker not know that you can legally change your name?

Sterns may have gotten his right hand on that fg. 

Would be nice if they, you know, showed a replay.

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

In combination with your avatar this is a solid post. 

T & A. My two favorite letters of the alphabet. 

I don’t know what it is, I feel like anytime someone lines up for a long FG against us they will miss. Same when we punt on 4th & forever, they will rough our punter. It’s like clockwork. 

1 minute ago, F250 said:

 

Dicker in the Assalley?  I’ll show myself out. 

Damn, a good 1st quarter...

Then:  "Winning is Hard" set in for Turtle-Tom 

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Nice job D. Should be 20 to 10 with a competent O.

Do none of you remember Assalley kicking a walk-off FG against us last year? 

4 minutes ago, SDG said:

True story.  this game last year got me kicked out of the Alum bar for life here.  

Since we’re at halftime, story time please. Wtf did you do to get banned for life? 

18 minutes ago, immamac said:

Can this be our halftime discussion topic? 

Fucking yes. She's gorgeous

HammondAsConnery, "I'll take 'Ass Alley' for $400, Trebek."

Trebek, "Need I remind you, it's a category about Iowa State placekickers titled 'Assalley', Mr. Connery."

HammondAsConnery, "Your mother let me into her Alley of Ass for far less than $400, I assure you of that my friend!"

Trebek, "Just waiting on your 'Daily Double' joke Mr. Connery, and we'll get back to the board."  

HammonAsConnery, "Your mother's back was on the board..."

Trebek, "And I walked right into that one..."  

Milana Vaytrub first role under the sheets...

Spoiler

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you perverts!

 

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2 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

sexy strip GIF

Half time 

This is how Dicker in Assalley should start.

ABC keeps yapping about this being Sam's last game, I thought the NCAA said Sr's could petition for another year because of Covid?

This is how Dicker in Assalley should start.

According to John Mayer, this is what she prefers.

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