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Iowa State Cyclones @ Texas Longhorns - 11AM on ABC [23-20 FINAL - Cyclones blow away Longhorns]

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Just fire him now. Let the team finish the game without Tom.

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Texas going to get a turnover here.  Have to. 

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Our RBs are averaging over 4.5ypc

Am i missing something? Got em at 80 yds on 20 carries.

Which is uhh... less than 4.5 ypc

2 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

4 plays 68 yards

Do we not know how to cover these big ass TEs running down the field?

Just fire him now. Let the team finish the game without Tom.

at this point, fucking let them score the GD TD NOW.  
we stop them 3 times and they use up the whole clock and score, we lose for sure.
This.

This is best case scenario for the long term health of the program. This loss has to be the end of the road for Herman. The only question is if he’s fired this week or not....he should be. 

Just now, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

I have the strangest boner right now.

nothing strange about mine

10 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

We threw a bomb, in-fucking-credible 

It's sickening isn't it?

That may be forever known as the Urban Meyer drive. 

Nope--Hey Herman, why is Texas down after that td?  Any ideas?  

Fuck Tom Herman. He wasted Sam’s senior year and failed to build a team

well lets see what sam can do with his last possession

Too much time, Matt Campbell. Sam will save the day. Plus we are best suited for the 2 min offense.

If not, come on down CUM.

well lets see what sam can do with his last possession

I’m in some kind of weird Inception dream and every time I go a layer deeper Tom Herman does something else that’s not believable. This is a shit show bus and I can’t get off the fucking bus. 

The sad thing is, I now have more faith we can drive down to tie or win. This is when Herman and Sam flourish. Backs to the wall. Sadly. They have no idea how to put games away. They need this shit to happen to actually wake the fuck up.

Do we not know how to cover these big ass TEs running down the field?

No we do not

them scoring so fast might honestly be the best option considering how stupid tom herman is.

Just get within FG range at least.

Texas should sell punches to Herman's face, especially after dumbs hit calls.  He can defend himself even, I'm good with that.  

You're gonna kick a game winning field goal.

You're gonna go to the Big 12 Champ game.

You're gonna keep Herman.

And Urban's going to the Dallas Cowboys.

So let it be written...

i wonder if that FG ISU scored after the fucking fake punt  might have had the impact here.  or maybe the non FG taken on 4th down.

 

Tom literally coached us to be behind this game. 

2 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Just fire him now. Let the team finish the game without Tom.

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Here comes the Sam magic to save Tom’s bacon. 
He throws picks half the time in these situations.

Mensa’s decision to throw incomplete passes on Offense to stop clock now comes in handy. You guys just don’t even know. He’s multiple steps ahead.  

Shoulda taken those points, now get the fuck out.

Just now, Augustus said:

You're gonna kick a game winning field goal.

You're gonna go to the Big 12 Champ game.

You're gonna keep Herman.

And Urban's going to the Dallas Cowboys.

So let it be written...

Don't do this to us, man. 

Think about this: Iowa State accepts the offsides penalty, gets the first down, then forces Tom to use all his timeouts and then wins it on third down. No coach would ever try that, but it’s fun to consider 

Herman’s call for fake Punt and going on 4th/1 vs taking points show everything wrong with him and his fucking binder. 

I'm angry. I'm relieved. I'm Angrieved? Tom sealed his fate with his dumbass mensa 4th and 1 call.

Bring on Urban!

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