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Are you planning on quitting your job and taking up residence on the RenFest circuit selling homemade wooden whistles?

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

If you get one, don't wear a dork-ass t-shirt with it. Frock coat.

This is true. You could probably even risk getting the puffy pirate shirt.

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Looks like the hat Crazy Ray used to wear to Ranger games except there's no water faucet that actually pours water.

8 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

If you get one, don't wear a dork-ass t-shirt with it. Frock coat.

 

6 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

This is true. You could probably even risk getting the puffy pirate shirt  white whale.

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That guy is either a cornball magician, a sex pervert, or a complete brawler itching for a fight. Or some combination thereof. 

That guy is either a cornball magician, a sex pervert, or a complete brawler itching for a fight. Or some combination thereof. 
Why can't he be a Snow Man, on the way to catch his connecting flight to the North Pole?

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He needs 2 of those hats.

The hat was free, what is he supposed to do, not wear it? 

1 hour ago, Jack Straw said:

The hat was free, what is he supposed to do, not wear it? 

Good one chief.

that hat out attention whores the harley costumes.

On 4/23/2018 at 10:31 PM, miguelito said:

I like accurate thread titles, like this one.

Eh.  A post about a bolo tie would've been a nice twist.

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Nigel Tufnel: Well, I suppose I could, uh, work in a shop of some kind, or... or do, uh, freelance, uh, selling of some sort of, uh, product. You know...

Marty DiBergi: A salesman?

Nigel Tufnel: A salesman, like maybe in a, uh, haberdasher, or maybe like a, uh, um... a chapeau shop or something. You know, like, "Would you... what size do you wear, sir?" And then you answer me.

Marty DiBergi: Uh... seven and a quarter.

Nigel Tufnel: "I think we have that." See, something like that I could do.

Marty DiBergi: Yeah... you think you'd be happy doing something like-...

Nigel Tufnel: "No; we're all out. Do you wear black?" See, that sort of thing I think I could probably... muster up.

Marty DiBergi: Do you think you'd be happy doing that?

Nigel Tufnel: Well, I don't know… wh, wh... what're the hours?

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Not just anyone can wear a hat like that. You have to BE somebody to wear that sort of a hat. It's the sort of hat that says "I'm playful, yet dangerous. Catch me if you can but beware, I may bite. Rowr.". 

Or you could have "MAGA" printed on it in red, white and blue glittery letters. That would make it more accessible to the common man. 

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