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Was there no thread for this already or am I just blind?

Both teams have punted, Auburn twice.

That alone is impressive for the Tigers (making Bama punt)

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There's a familiar sight.

Jones throwing deep ball to utterly wide open receiver for TD.

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Come on, Auburn...  expend every last iota of emotional energy you've got this week.

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That tap dancing luddite family literally cracks me up.

Don't know why I find that so funny, but it's fucking hilarious

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nvm

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Auburn got a first down on their 2nd drive.

That'll probably do it for the game.

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This Bama team may be the best since 2011-2012

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Unless Bama suffers some self-inflicted wound down the home stretch, I can't see anybody stopping them from putting another notch on Saban's six shooter.

that is textbook targeting but SEC and Bama.

 

 

sterratore is an idiot.  Gary gonna get shanked for mentioning that it could be targeting.

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Danielson reminiscing about Auburn's first quarter, when they "had a positive, first down play."

THAT's how bad it is.

😂

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Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

So jealous of the last 15 years of Alabama linebacker play

Yep, me too.

 

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1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

So jealous of the last 15 years of Alabama linebacker play

I don't know who will win next week, but you'll definitely be able to move the ball.

Nix seems like he sucks

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Nix seems like he sucks

He’s a legacy qb that grew up bleeding orange and blue for auburn, that isn’t a great thrower, but gets bailed out on jump balls and is best when he can run...

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Does Nix have to run down there and catch it for you, too?

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3 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Lol at how CBS has to pander to the lowest common denominator for SEC fans.  The trivia question was literally “Who was the last Alabama head coach before Saban?”  Sponsored by Brawndo, tune in next week for “Ow! My Balls!”

Y'all are a sour, miserable group of people. 😂😂

Relax and enjoy the holiday weekend, my man.

2 minutes ago, Augustus said:

Y'all are a sour, miserable group of people. 😂😂

Relax and enjoy the holiday weekend, my man.

You realize the site you are posting in right now? And the team it follows?

6 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

This has to be it for Gus at Auburn, no?

The buyout may be a little too much, otherwise I’d say yes. They extended him 3 years ago now after beating bama. But there is a very vocal group that wants him gone

10 minutes ago, Red Five said:

When did Adam Zucker become a great big fat person?

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11 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

This has to be it for Gus at Auburn, no?

As long as Alabama is winning the way they have been the Auburn coach is on the hot seat. 

WTF is wrong with Sark? He should be rolling Auburn, yet his inside run calls are killing Bama. 

Bama decided to stop playing with their food

 

35 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

This has to be it for Gus at Auburn, no?

 

27 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

The buyout may be a little too much, otherwise I’d say yes. They extended him 3 years ago now after beating bama. But there is a very vocal group that wants him gone

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1 hour ago, Augustus said:

Unless Bama suffers some self-inflicted wound down the home stretch, I can't see anybody stopping them from putting another notch on Saban's six shooter.

You must not be following the Clemson/Pitt game.

I'd love to play Alabama or Clemson just to see how bad things really are.

Also, fuck the Big 12. Trash conference.

Alabama players buy in to every aspect of the game, more than anything the art of blocking.  Everyone does it very well, up and down the lineup.  They embrace and indulge in the most basic and important aspect of football.  
 
Texas football can't even begin to smell the level of dedication and commitment we're seeing today.
 
We suck, so badly.
5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I'd love to play Alabama or Clemson just to see how bad things really are.

It's like you've learned nothing. We'd play them tight the entire game and wind up losing by 4-12 points. 

See: every OU game, 2018 Sugar Bowl, 2019 Alamo Bowl, 2019 LSU game, 2020 Okie Lite 

9 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

I’m convinced Bama plays a completely different sport than us

It's not even close.  And that throw by Jones to Metchie was a microcosm.  Great play call, well blocked, excellent route, throw and catch.

So simple for Alabama.  It'd would take us 3 or 4 games to execute something like that. 

Coaching.  Coaching. Coaching.   

Matters. 

17 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I'd love to play Alabama or Clemson just to see how bad things really are.

There are 4 Black Saturdays in October to give you an idea of what it would look like. 

 

There are probably 3 coaches on Bama's staff, maybe 4 - Sarkisian, Golding, Huff and Wiggins - who are better than Herman.  Assistants that know more about the game and how to coach it than Herman does.  Simply because they're dedicated and committed and know what it takes under Saban to field a soundly coached and disciplined football team.

What a well oiled machine.

8 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

He’s 44 and his metabolism has downshifted.  Zucker is officially on blimp watch.

Our entire country is fucking fat.

Guessing Zucker has a wife that we'd give our left (and right) nut for.

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4 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Our entire country is fucking fat.

Guessing Zucker has a wife that we'd give our left (and right) nut for.

So, I decided to google his wife and smokin’ hot, she is not.

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