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Denver's just trying to bring the single wing back, baby.

This is where Cap might get the call? Or some of y’all maybe? 

Not me, I'm just a really good coach

Yeah I can't really make sense of when a cancellation/delay is or isn't called for in this league

Interesting implications for fantasy football. Does Freeman (if it is Freeman) go out there and get 25 carries?

Sooooo many spam phone calls...

The Broncos just called and asked if I was interested in playing QB.

They should do like the NHL does with goalies where there's just an extra guy waiting around to play QB wherever. Or just let them pick up a backup QB from some other team for the game, maybe squints could go play.

Or

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2 hours ago, satyanash said:

Denver's just trying to bring the single wing back, baby.

was gonna post this...

single-wing-formation1_crop_340x234.jpg?

1 hour ago, TommyGufano said:

Yeah I can't really make sense of when a cancellation/delay is or isn't called for in this league

Interesting implications for fantasy football. Does Freeman (if it is Freeman) go out there and get 25 carries?

I think rescheduling happens when they aren't sure about the contact tracing/who might have come into contact with the virus.

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

All because the players wouldnt wear a mask

 

fuck em lol


You have absolutely no idea what caused them to get Covid. I know you are highly experienced in inserting catheters and changing bed pans but masks are law in Denver in Denver. 

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:


You have absolutely no idea what caused them to get Covid. I know you are highly experienced in inserting catheters and changing bed pans but masks are law in Denver in Denver. 

Jesus christ you’re dumb. 
 

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/30408624/sources-denver-broncos-qbs-ruled-ineligible-vs-new-orleans-saints

 

Actually read the article, jackass

5 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

Wait... they caught Covid? What am I missing. I even read the article. 

The three were discovered to have not worn masks at one point during contact with Driskel, team sources told ESPN,

 

 

 

I'm just getting drunk with friends tomorrow, so I don't have much going on. Sign me the fuck up. Me drunk would be better than Lock, anyway. 

6 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

The three were discovered to have not worn masks at one point during contact with Driskel, team sources told ESPN,

 

 

 

But was Driskel wearing a mask??

2 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

But was Driskel wearing a mask??

A threesome ewwww! Why?????

32 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

If not, what about this guy?

Payton should just send Jameis over to them for the game since he doesn't want to use him anyway

4 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

All because the players wouldnt wear a mask

 

fuck em lol

 

3 hours ago, Newy25 said:


You have absolutely no idea what caused them to get Covid. I know you are highly experienced in inserting catheters and changing bed pans but masks are law in Denver in Denver. 

 

3 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Wow. I'm not sure there is anything worse than getting owned by Greenspoint on surly.

36 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

Payton should just send Jameis over to them for the game since he doesn't want to use him anyway

On loan like a soccer player. 

Just picked up Kendal Hinton and slotted him in as my 2nd WR in my fantasy football lineup. 
 

Why the F not?

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

 

 

Wow. I'm not sure there is anything worse than getting owned by Greenspoint on surly.

No shit! Have a nice night sugar tits! 

2 hours ago, Wanker Bob said:

Payton should just send Jameis over to them for the game since he doesn't want to use him anyway

NFL must have some sort of emergency all-time QB rule or bylaw, no?  And the Saints should have to count to five Mississippi before rushing the passer.

8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Haven’t they been doing this for a few seasons now?

truth hurts

Quote

The Saints were 6-point favorites before the Broncos' quarterback situation was disclosed Saturday night, causing most sportsbooks to halt betting on the game. Las Vegas sportsbook Circa Sports reopened the line at New Orleans -13. The point spread quickly grew to Saints -14. Caesars Sportsbook by William Hill reposted the line with the Saints favored at -14.5

Losing all 3 backup QBs is bad enough, losing them the day before your game leaving no real ability to gameplan (wildcat, etc....) seems like it would result in more than an 8.5 pt difference in the spread. Hell, they have already  lost 3 games this season (KC, LV, TB) by 15+ with QBs, albeit shitty ones. 

Wow. I'm not sure there is anything worse than getting owned by Greenspoint on surly.

Ballgame bitches!

Now they know how the Jets feel.

The Saints were 6-point favorites before the Broncos' quarterback situation was disclosed Saturday night, causing most sportsbooks to halt betting on the game. Las Vegas sportsbook Circa Sports reopened the line at New Orleans -13. The point spread quickly grew to Saints -14. Caesars Sportsbook by William Hill reposted the line with the Saints favored at -14.5
Losing all 3 backup QBs is bad enough, losing them the day before your game leaving no real ability to gameplan (wildcat, etc....) seems like it would result in more than an 8.5 pt difference in the spread. Hell, they have already  lost 3 games this season (KC, LV, TB) by 15+ with QBs, albeit shitty ones. 
Saints will go super conservative knowing double digits points should be enough to win. They'll dominate and win like 17-6

Late word is David Ayres is on his way to Denver as we speak... and has been in quarantine since April

9 hours ago, Wanker Bob said:

Payton should just send Jameis over to them for the game since he doesn't want to use him anyway

I think Denver is still trying to win their game, so this won’t work.

13 hours ago, Zeus said:

They should do like the NHL does with goalies where there's just an extra guy waiting around to play QB wherever. Or just let them pick up a backup QB from some other team for the game, maybe squints could go play.

Or

tim-tebow-4b03f33e8f0fc7af.jpg

 

12th man? 

Edited by Kennythetiger

I love all of this mayhem. Wanting a coach to play. This is amazing

15 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I love all of this mayhem. Wanting a coach to play. This is amazing

This is more of what I was expecting all along. Especially In college but they just cancel. 

10 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

 

 

Wow. I'm not sure there is anything worse than getting owned by Greenspoint on surly.

Greenspoint would suit up it it wasn't a pay cut. 

Oh no !!  What will the NFL do ?  I remember back when the NFL was the actual NFL, and when the starting QB would get hurt, and the second stringer would come in the announcers, usually Pat Summerall, and Tom Brookshire, would begin talking about who'd be the third string QB if this guy got hurt, inevitably it was the guy who'd been his HS QB.

The NFL stopped that from happening. killing the one more thing that made it a sport everybody (who'd played) could identify with.

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13 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Oh no !!  What will the NFL do ?  I remember back when the NFL was the actual NFL, and when the starting QB would get hurt, and the second stringer would come in the announcers, usually Pat Summerall, and Tom Brookshire, would begin talking about who'd be the third string QB if this guy got hurt, inevitably it was the guy who'd been his HS QB.

The NFL stopped that from happening. killing the one more thing that made it a sport everybody (who'd played) could identify with.

If this happened to say New England, Baltimore (they already did it), Kansas City, Seattle, New Orleans, Green Bay you best believe they would postpone the game so they can find a QB. No matter if they followed protocol or not. But it's Denver, they suck and no one gives a fuck about them right now. And they are playing the Saints so game on. Literally the day before the game they tell them they have no QBs to play. 

Remember San Fran this year? They made them play with almost no WR to play with. They were all out. Who were they playing? Green Bay. They told them tough shit. The second Baltimore got a few positive tests and one was Lamar , postponed. Like right away. No questions asked. Goodell isn't even trying to show favoritism. He's protecting the teams who will be there in the playoffs.

Edited by Vic Mackey

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