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2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Too bad we can’t just skip halftime....watching this game is a pleasure. 

Aggy never lost a halftime 

Ogre offense from LSU is tough to watch

Maybe this defense can get a pick 6 or something fuck

Just looked at the stats is Mond really 5/20 damn?

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

Christ this is a boring fucking game

Noodle dick slap fight. A real #5 team would steamroll LSU.

They need to drop in the rankings.

Just now, Hook1997 said:

Just looked at the stats is Mond really 5/20 damn?

He stinks, zero touch on mid range and deep balls

6 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

This is without doubt the worst top 5 team I’ve ever seen

You must not have been at the 1991 Cotton Bowl.

21 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

This whole game is a festival of dipshits.

Let’s go! This year sucks! Festival of dipshits sounds fun! As long as there are drinks. 

3 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Christ this is a boring fucking game

 

Radio Broadcast keeps giving:

  • He was out-of-bounds at the 39, subtract 15 for the penalty and they'll be........................................deep into aggy territory.
  • We cannot keep stopping the game to make corrections on ball placement calls we've already made here in the booth!
  • refs are getting worse every play
  • B'caster 1 tells tidbit about how jimbo says that sometimes 3 yds is a good play.  Fair enough, I agree.. But idiot partner can't follow the reference and says, Well then let's call it a four yard gain.
  • They were bragging so very early in the game about offense ball control and red zone scoring stats on their winning streak.   Way too early.
13 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Geoux Bouttay

What happened to Brad Johnson's kid? This QB sucks

He was worse.

30 minutes ago, F250 said:

Wasn't that just a cover up for him banging his bestfriend who was pretending to be the fake girlfriend?

I think there was some knob bumping in there somewhere 

16 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Jimbo is a complete dumbfuck bruh

They get recruits because they play in a real football conference that sends defensive players to the league. We play in a clown conference.

 

7 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Lulz you root against Texas because you hate the head coarch and then call me an aggy

I'm a Gator fan btw

A team with a heisman candidate and CFP chance

 

 

Aggy is in a real football conference but Florida is in a clown conference?

well that was an interesting 1st half

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can LSU score two offensive TDs? Don't think so. Ballgame. 

1 minute ago, JMFP said:

 

 

 

Aggy is in a real football conference but Florida is in a clown conference?

Yeah, idiot. Don't you follow stuff???

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

You must not have been at the 1991 Cotton Bowl.

Statute of limitations on my memory 

2 minutes ago, JMFP said:

Aggy is in a real football conference but Florida is in a clown conference?

Life long Florida Gator football fan, graduated from Texas so I try to root for em too (why I'm here)

Not too complicated, the big 12 is a shit show that will be watching the CFP from the sidelines with pac12 for the foreseeable future.

9 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

How has Jimbo still not learned that Mond is better on the run? 

He has turned Mond into more of a pocket passer with a view of trying to get him passed off to some NFL team.  He supposedly reduced Mond's throwing arm motion and brought it higher up toward his shoulder.  He has also made Mond progress through at least his first two reads before getting run happy. It would be much better if Mond had more of the grey matter between the ears to be that cerebral and be quick with decisionmaking... but also fluid with his runs, picking his spots. But it is what it is.  Supposedly he is getting graded well by some NFL types.

In this game, I don't know why Jimbo got away from the steady diet of running the ball. And he hasn't even rotated the deep bench of running backs. Let Spiller have some time off, bring in fresh legs and pound the ball. The deep passes from Mond aren't there, maybe the ball is too wet due to the rain or maybe it's just Mond having his usual off night. I suspect we'll see more outside run game and the shorter passing game in second half with  a few lobs over the top just to keep the safeties outside the box.

Amazing how lucky LSU got with Brady/Burrow. They are clearly back to their two decades of shitty QBs and shitty offense.

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3 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Life long Florida Gator football fan, graduated from Texas so I try to root for em too (why I'm here)

Not too complicated, the big 12 is a shit show that will be watching the CFP from the sidelines with pac12 for the foreseeable future.

You are dumb.

1 minute ago, pacman said:

Amazing how lucky LSU got with Brady/Burrow. They are clearly back to their two decades of shitty QBs and offense.

Yeah but how is it even humanly possible to go from being as good as they were last year to as shitty as they are this year.

1 minute ago, FriendofaFriend said:

You are dumb.

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20 minutes ago, F250 said:

I will say that the LSU defensive backs are pretty damn good and makes me feel rage thinking about how ours do not know how to cover a receiver.

LSU always seems to land cover corners and shit. 

It feels especially worse when A&M had many years of maybe landing some safeties but never any actual corners. UT at least gets your fair share... although I guess the problem in Austin lately seems to have been talent development.

2 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

Yeah but how is it even humanly possible to go from being as good as they were last year to as shitty as they are this year.

Modern spread offense relies heavily on a sophisticated offensive game plan and great quarterback play, they lost both. They would do better just abandoning this offensive scheme and go back to running that high school under center offense with the single back and a motion receiver that can get the quick handoff around the end. They used to run it before Brady, it is like that Maryland offense from two years ago.

9 minutes ago, pacman said:

Amazing how lucky LSU got with Brady/Burrow. 

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32 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Jimbo is a complete dumbfuck bruh

They get recruits because they play in a real football conference that sends defensive players to the league. We play in a clown conference.

Is he really a dumb fuck though? I have a hard time believing a dumb fuck can win a national title and have Texas A&M of all schools at #5 in the country. Honest question. When was the last time we were as good as A&M is right now? 2009? And I don’t think they’re the 5th best team in the country (Sec sec bias), but they’re a hell of a lot better than we have been in about a decade. But yeah, let’s hire some dude who has no experience at a big time school with expectations. Makes perfect sense. 

6 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Is he really a dumb fuck though? I have a hard time believing a dumb fuck can win a national title and have Texas A&M of all schools at #5 in the country. Honest question. When was the last time we were as good as A&M is right now? 2009? And I don’t think they’re the 5th best team in the country (Sec sec bias), but they’re a hell of a lot better than we have been in about a decade. But yeah, let’s hire some dude who has no experience at a big time school with expectations. Makes perfect sense. 

About like our 2018 team

6 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Is he really a dumb fuck though? I have a hard time believing a dumb fuck can win a national title and have Texas A&M of all schools at #5 in the country. Honest question. When was the last time we were as good as A&M is right now? 2009? And I don’t think they’re the 5th best team in the country (Sec sec bias), but they’re a hell of a lot better than we have been in about a decade. But yeah, let’s hire some dude who has no experience at a big time school with expectations. Makes perfect sense. 

aggy looks to be a solid top 10-15 team. Good chance to win a NY6 bowl depending on the matchup. However, they would lose by 2-3 touchdowns against any of the current top 4 (see Bama result). As far as matching up with them, I think our 2018 team with LJH, CJ9, & 2018 Sam beats this aggy team. Not sure about '19 or '20. 

Where's that Tiger tard that used to talk shit over here? I want to hear his explanation for why the offense sucks again now that Brady is gone, even though he wasn't the one calling plays. 

4 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Is he really a dumb fuck though? I have a hard time believing a dumb fuck can win a national title and have Texas A&M of all schools at #5 in the country. Honest question. When was the last time we were as good as A&M is right now? 2009? And I don’t think they’re the 5th best team in the country (Sec sec bias), but they’re a hell of a lot better than we have been in about a decade. But yeah, let’s hire some dude who has no experience at a big time school with expectations. Makes perfect sense. 

Eh, they have beaten Vandy, Arkansas, Mississippi State, and South Carolina which amounts to beating your meat.  They got skullfucked by Alabama and beat a Florida team that I'm still not really sold on.  They are currently beating a moribund LSU team.  I'd say our 2018 team could likely have duplicated that feat against those opponents.  

6 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Is he really a dumb fuck though? I have a hard time believing a dumb fuck can win a national title and have Texas A&M of all schools at #5 in the country. Honest question. When was the last time we were as good as A&M is right now? 2009? And I don’t think they’re the 5th best team in the country (Sec sec bias), but they’re a hell of a lot better than we have been in about a decade. But yeah, let’s hire some dude who has no experience at a big time school with expectations. Makes perfect sense. 

Our shit show Texas team would beat aggy by 10 points with half ass coaching in a bowl game.  LSU is stanky ass my dude.  .  

6 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Is he really a dumb fuck though? I have a hard time believing a dumb fuck can win a national title and have Texas A&M of all schools at #5 in the country. Honest question. When was the last time we were as good as A&M is right now? 2009? And I don’t think they’re the 5th best team in the country (Sec sec bias), but they’re a hell of a lot better than we have been in about a decade. But yeah, let’s hire some dude who has no experience at a big time school with expectations. Makes perfect sense. 

Judge for yourself

 

LSU lost some coordinators who, obviously, were the soul of their team.  This year, O doesn’t have that.  No spring training with new coordinators, inexperienced players, and they just appear to totally suck.  They will beat aggy next year....prob not tonight....but aggy still has time to muck this up.

22 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Life long Florida Gator football fan, graduated from Texas so I try to root for em too (why I'm here)

Not too complicated, the big 12 is a shit show that will be watching the CFP from the sidelines with pac12 for the foreseeable future.

What did you study?

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Who would graduate from UT and not really root for them because you like a SEC school instead?  How baffling is it that?

Florida....

24 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Life long Florida Gator football fan, graduated from Texas so I try to root for em too (why I'm here).   Not too complicated, aggy is a shit show that will be watching the CFP from the sidelines with pac12 for the foreseeable future.

FIFY

Ha ha the NCAAF headline on the screen “Nick Saban feeling helpless at home!” I bet his wife loves this shit. 

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