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2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

What did you study?

Civil engineering

You?

 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Ha ha the NCAAF headline on the screen “Nick Saban feeling helpless at home!” I bet his wife loves this shit. 

I saw that lol. "I screamed at the TV a couple of times"

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Ha ha the NCAAF headline on the screen “Nick Saban feeling helpless at home!” I bet his wife loves this shit. 

Miss Terry give him hell...

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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Ha ha the NCAAF headline on the screen “Nick Saban feeling helpless at home!” I bet his wife loves bathing in pools of cash.

Fixed 

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Who would graduate from UT and not really root for them because you like a SEC school instead?  How baffling is it that?

He's a troll. Here's your proof:

18 minutes ago, Zeus said:

 that Maryland offense from two years ago.

I asked 5 minutes ago on a game thread what he studied and he's been strangely silent.  But, all the footbaw stuff he knows lots about.  

3 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Civil engineering

You?

 

What building is that in?

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Fixed 

See the thing is. They did a whole documentary about how she lives alone mostly and he’s in one wing of the house and she’s in another. And it was good.  All was well. Now he has COVID and he’s home 24/7. This is challenging 

finley is really bad

4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I dunno. Auburn looked pretty bad today, too. Aggy may beat them. 

Their QB can run and make completions. So they should fare better than LSU

5 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Civil engineering

You?

 

"What building is civil engineering located in at ut austin?"

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

What building is that in?   (Engineering)

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2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Their QB can run and make completions. So they should fare better than LSU

They've definitely got a better qb in Nix, no doubt. It'll be an interesting game for sure 

From what I've seen either Coastal Carolina or LIberty would roll these two teams.

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Who would graduate from UT and not really root for them because you like a SEC school instead?  How baffling is it that?

I root for them, just tired of giving too many fucks about them in this conference. The games are all identical.

Every game this season except Baylor has come down to the last drive or gone to overtime. Call it turtle Tom if you want, I think it has something to do with all these odd calls that go against us over and over. It's not really like watching normal football, every other play is a flag and ref huddle. Then the endless replay reviews on everything that cause the games to go an hour longer than the normal game. I'd rather just not subject myself to that torture because I want them to do well, and I know the games are going to come down to a heartbreaking or heroic finish, every time.

Just now, Bullneck said:

From what I've seen either Coastal Carolina or LIberty would roll these two teams.

Big time

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

They've definitely got a better qb in Nix, no doubt. It'll be an interesting game for sure 

not that much better

3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

"What building is civil engineering located in at ut austin?"

If he was even half smart, he could google the answer!

10 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I dunno. Auburn looked pretty bad today, too. Aggy may beat them. 

They spanked this LSU team 48-11 on the road 

5 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

What building is that in?

Lol the ole ECJ

What really sucks is I worked on the new EERC that now ties into there. Lucky fucks get a sweet building now in the engineering quad.

Larry Speck had us write a paper about how it feels there in the commie blocks vs. how it feels in the 6 pack. Mind bottling once you start to think about it.

Any more pop quiz questions genius? What did you study psychology?

 

Just now, TexasGolf said:

They spanked this LSU team 48-11 on the road 

Oh shiiiiiit. So we're gonna have a decent slap fight. Hells yeah! 

A shitty LSU team with an overrated aggy team is some unwatchable horse hockey.  

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

If aggy sneaks into the playoffs I may actually have a mental breakdown having to admit they're better than us at football. 

Oh I can admit that. I just don't want them to have the benefits of being in the CFP (recruiting, etc) 

3 minutes ago, Zeus said:

I root for them, just tired of giving too many fucks about them in this conference. The games are all identical.

Every game this season except Baylor has come down to the last drive or gone to overtime. Call it turtle Tom if you want, I think it has something to do with all these odd calls that go against us over and over. It's not really like watching normal football, every other play is a flag and ref huddle. Then the endless replay reviews on everything that cause the games to go an hour longer than the normal game. I'd rather just not subject myself to that torture because I want them to do well, and I know the games are going to come down to a heartbreaking or heroic finish, every time.

You have gotten tired of Texas football because all the games are identical.  Got it.

So, tell me about that Civil Engineering building.  What's it called?  Is it RLM or PCL?

So RC Slocum is one of two former HCs on the playoff committee. Ohio State may not be able to finish the season. Oh fuck.........

Just now, TexasMan said:

Oh I can admit that. I just don't want them to have the benefits of being in the CFP (recruiting, etc) 

Exactly. I refuse to admit it. I can't bring myself to do it. God, recruiting is already caused me to ban myself from even looking at the recruiting board since Ewers decommitted. My heart can't take much more. 

2 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

A shitty LSU team with an overrated aggy team is some unwatchable horse hockey.  

And aggy will rush the field, put the score on a cup and celebrate all night at the Dixie Chicken if they win!

Is it just me or has aggy been able to get more people in their stadium this season? Wtf? 

 

Anyway, good job LSU. You fucking fucks

Jesus these aggy wide receivers are bad...I know it's raining now but this has been all game

One thing Jimbo does and other top coaches do, which is a kind of a no shit thing, is they keep their best players on the field the whole game and feature them in designed concepts.  He has figured out about 5 ways to get 28 the ball.  Same with the bitchy TE.  Because it would be fucking stupid to take your best players out of the game and target some other jag on 20% of the plays.  Herman can’t figure out the basic idea of figuring out who is best players are at each skill position and then riding them with feature plays.  Hint:  it ain’t Brewer or Rojo. 

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

What team won the title and the next season was this bad? 

Auburn 2011? Not sure what their record was actually. Probably not this bad. 

Mond is soooo awful. They have Sam and they are undefeated. Jmo

I'll bet TexAgs is exploding right now.  If there's any justice in the world aggy will finish at 5th this year and get left out of the party.

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