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Two of your snot nosed jockeys did a fly-by of my tower at over 400 knots.  I want somebody's butt, I want it now, I've had it!

Well, that'll just about cover the fly-bys

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4 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

Who's ass did you have to kiss to get in here?

The list is long, but distinguished.

Maybe I should be a truck driver. Hey Mav you know the name of that truck driving school. Truck Master I think it is. I might need that

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Just now, RPM said:

Well, that'll just about cover the fly-bys

True story:

I was visiting Seattle.   Eating at one of Tom Douglas's restaurants (Etta's for those who want to try some of the best Dungeness Crab Cakes in the world) when I noticed someone I recognized at a table near me.   Mrs. Macanudo had gone to the bathroom as we paid our bill so I walked over and said "Holy Shit....  It's Viper."  

Tom Skerritt looks up at me, laughs and says hello.   We chatted for a few minutes and Mrs. Macanudo comes back to the table.   I introduce her to "Tom" and she says hello assuming it's just someone I know.   It wasn't until we left the restaurant that she put it together.  

Now, that, gentleman, is how you have a brush with greatness.  

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

"That was some of the best flying I've seen yet..."

FIFY.

26 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

Who's ass did you have to kiss to get in here?

-The list is long and distinguished.

- oh yeah. Well so is my Johnson.

27 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

Oh, and "Penny Benjamin?"

I heard he went ballistic with her.

You have to have carnal knowledge -- of a lady this time -- on the premises.

That’s right! Iceman.... I am dangerous



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Sid: You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the greatest fucking scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top Gun.

Duane: Oh, come on.

Sid: Top Gun is fucking great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots.

Duane: It's about a bunch of guys waving their dicks around.

Sid: It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.

Duane: What about Kelly McGillis?

Sid: Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fuck, what the fuck is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it. Okay, now let me just ask you - I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right? All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fucking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fucking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fucking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! Fuckin' A, man!

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