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Did I see a promo for Lone Star 911 that has a premise of....volcanic activity in Austin?

Stupidity. It’s the order of the day in every possible way.

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1 minute ago, Longboard Horn said:

What did he say? I have the tv muted because I'm at work running the radio broadcast with Craig.

Gus said to “go to YouTube and google it” and Joel was making fun of that.

Just now, Brisketexan said:

Did I see a promo for Lone Star 911 that has a premise of....volcanic activity in Austin?

Stupidity. It’s the order of the day in every possible way.

Enchanted Rock is erupting right next to the Capitol!

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Did I see a promo for Lone Star 911 that has a premise of....volcanic activity in Austin?

Stupidity. It’s the order of the day in every possible way.

Place is going to erupt when we get Urbs. 

Nice loss there.   

8 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

Roschon walks in if he's given the ball on that 3rd down.

Or 2nd down.

Just now, Brisketexan said:

Did I see a promo for Lone Star 911 that has a premise of....volcanic activity in Austin?

Stupidity. It’s the order of the day in every possible way.

I have sinkholes, fracking and SXSW on the Wheel of Disaster.

K State is horrible, but I can’t remember when we had two 100 rushers in a game and neither were the QB. 

2 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

What did he say? I have the tv muted because I'm at work running the radio broadcast with Craig.

Gus, said to go to youtube and Google, “don’t kick my bike”.

 

Joel said he sounded like an old man talking about the internet.   “ How are you going to go to youtube and then google?” 

Just now, Bigbend1812 said:

Gus, said to go to youtube and Google, “don’t kick my bike”.

 

Joel said he sounded like an old man talking about the internet.   “ How are you going to go to youtube and then google?” 

Now THAT is funny

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Did I see a promo for Lone Star 911 that has a premise of....volcanic activity in Austin?

Stupidity. It’s the order of the day in every possible way.

Nothing new for that POS show

aggy last game will be cancelled due to stadium full of jizz. And still miss playoffs.

5 minutes ago, HeyMcFly said:

Herman gonna keep his job if we do this in the next 3 games. FML

Well, if we could just start these rumors a few days before every single game next season, then we'd go undefeated next year, and I'd be good with him keeping his job.

Herman gonna keep his job if we do this in the next 3 games. FML

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Herman gonna keep his job if we do this in the next 3 games. FML

Well since there’s only two games left, absolute max, I wouldn’t worry about that

Happy for the players today!!! 🤘 

They scored 69pts for #68...  Prayers for Kerstetter    🙏🙏🙏

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I think this is the first time I've ever seen Tyler Johnson in a game

Lol why is the clock running? Refs just done today?

Just now, millhouse said:

Klatt is so awesome

lulz at telling people to google "drew kelson destroys klatt" to see the last game we scored more than 69 points

Was hoping to see Casey throw a pass... but makes sense just to keep the ball on the ground and run clock 🤘

9 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

the problem in all this is going to be if Clemson kicks ND's ass, then we may have problems

I'm hoping for a close game, but I fear you may be correct in that Clemson may beat their asses by 3 tds 

Klatt is so awesome
I do like thats he's never held any ill will for Texas because of that game..and especially hit. He understands thats just the way it was back in his day..
5 minutes ago, Whitewater Horn said:

K State is horrible, but I can’t remember when we had two 100 rushers in a game and neither were the QB. 

I'd imagine there was a D'Onta/C Warren game somewhere in the year of Sterlin. 

Gus Johnson "Most points by a Longhorn team since Vince Young led the Horns to 73 points against Colorado led by...dead pan pause, "No One"

1 minute ago, WBT said:

lulz at telling people to google "drew kelson destroys klatt" to see the last game we scored more than 69 points

I had to watch the YouTube. It’s just the hit, not him passed out forever. 

If this ends up being our last game this year, good way to end it.

(Other than Kerstetter of course, props to the kid for staying till the end)

I did thoroughly enjoy the tidbit that Kelson reminds Klatt each anniversary of the hit on Twitter for literally no reason.

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typo

I think they just negotiated an analyst job for tom at the 50 yard line

Klatt -  there one name out there and he doesn’t get it let Herman build it. 

"Let this guy build" sorry Klatt he was on his way to building up great then effectively shit himself the past two years. Burning it down in the process. He's done 

Herman asking if he could become KSU's new OC at the end there.

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Herman has to go regardless of Urban's decision. Shut up Gus

That was actually Klatt who made the comment about only one name being out there and letting Herman build if we don't get him. 

Not sure if this has been posted here but BJ on the CBS show said a little while ago TH's fate is sealed. 

The buyout has been taken care of and the die has been cast. 

Today's game won't make a difference.

So, there's that.

I should also add Rick Neuheisel suggested if it's not UM then TH should stay.

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