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Just now, Liquor and Poker said:

“Start” = “coach,” right?

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Just now, THUJONE said:

Does it seem like our team is better with these younger players playing in place of the opt-outs? I think so.

Less coaching the good out of them from Herman. 

1 minute ago, LonghornSean said:

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The sperm that won the race was throwing a Hook 'em before leaving the source.

I am pumped about Bijan and J Whit under Meyer.  And he will know how to fucking utilize the big mismatch Wiley is.  
 

Lastly, I fully expect us to flip Jojo Earle if Meyer gets announced Monday.  That guy is looking for every reason to decommit from LSU.

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That 911 show has the most absurd disasters in every episode. How does LA even still exist in that show.

Klatt missed an opportunity there to troll Gus again for his dumb tropey take earlier.

This is the lowest energy production I've seen in a while.

Bijan would have been offensive freshman of the year in conference with a competent staff.

1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

Holy balls Bijan is legit.

And yet his coach was a fucking regard to keep playing Ingram when it mattered

Just now, Helobious said:

That 911 show has the most absurd disasters in every episode. How does LA even still exist in that show.

Have you seen the Austin spinoff?

1 minute ago, Nivek said:


Simms >>Applewhite

How to start a fight at a UT tailgate, by Nivek.

15 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Whittington is easily the most overclocked athlete I've ever seen. He's too twitchy and powerful for his tendons and bones to withstand.

Never heard that term relating to an athlete before, but very accurate and appropriate

2 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

No, he's definitely gotten a better feel for the game than he did in the first few games. I think the light went on last few games.

Agree to disagree; but Im a Bijan homer (AZ connection).  

7 minutes ago, Tonesky said:

Nightmares of Darren Sproles. 

 

4 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

.. or Quentin Griffin.

Ewoks saying “prepare your anus!” 

Just now, 4th and 5 said:

Never start Freshman.  They’ll cost you the game

Ok Mack

Mensa forced to move Derek out of center (like everyone wanted long ago)...O line looks the best it's ever been.

 

So much better without Ingram, Sterns, and Cosmi. Herman having given up and not micro managing his coordinators is a big plus also. Fuck all these fucksticks. Good riddance.

Klatt giving a reasonable explanation for not signing Vaughn is sooooooo fucking refreshing.  

Every week, year after year, decade after decade... the announcers want to tell us what player on the other team "WANTED TO GO TO TEXAS!"

A school can sign about 20.  There are going to be good players from Ohio who didn't get to go to Ohio State.  Ditto for Alabama, Clemson, LSU, etc.  

Sometimes beating up a team for missing out on talent... they deserve to get second-guessed (e.g. Texas going half a decade with the worst QB room in the conference... Swoopes, Case McCoy).  

But a lot of the time it's bullshit, like when you wonder aloud how Texas could have let Vaughn get away.  

Just now, TexasGolf said:

Deuce is on the loose 

Is this related to McRibs??

cmon defense wipe your ass of the deuce already  fuck 

Just now, CooterBrown said:

So much better without Ingram, Sterns, and Cosmi. Herman having given up and not micro managing his coordinators is a big plus also. Fuck all these fucksticks. Good riddance.

The guys on the field haven't received "Herman Turtlistis" yet. 

When Bijon scored, Gus sounded like Walter Cronkite announcing Kennedy just died...

Watching this Deuce kid tear up OU was more enjoyable than seeing him do the same to our D

If this was a cold and rainy day in Dallas, I’d be having flashbacks. 

4 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Does it seem like our team is better with these younger players playing in place of the opt-outs? I think so.

Yes...the coaching staff hasn't had time to fuck them up yet.

Just now, Bigbend1812 said:

Ok Mack

Not defending Mack, but: Colt, VY, ET, Jamaal, Malcolm Williams, Aaron Williams all started as freshmen...

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