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Heels are so sloppy with the ball. Gotta run off turnovers 

Just now, HookEm said:

Look, we may end up losing, but this UNC team is not very good.  They may get there by the end of the year, but right now they are out of control and the defense isn't great.

Their rim protection is pretty damn good.

Walton: "You ever been in a train-wreck?" 

Dude should've said "I'm in one right now" 

Just now, ztejas said:

Their rim protection is pretty damn good.

Fair, but their perimeter defense looks like ass IMO.

Roy Williams looks like Jerry Sandusky

I wish we could play UNC every year to boost our record

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Win or lose, we're more talented than UNC

That's not what Bill said when he was falaciating UNC..

2 minutes ago, HookEm said:

Fair, but their perimeter defense looks like ass IMO.

Yup

6 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Mute it and put on the Craig Way feed, for real.

Bill Walton and Beth Mowans, two people I mute every single time.

Raining 3s.  

Kai you bad motherfucker you!!!

If we keep hitting 3s like this with our defense, we'll be unbeatable.  UNC is just leaving us wide open on the perimeter. 

Teams that play Texas are going to have their hands full.

UNC is totally selling out on packing the lane and stopping the drives. There are literally 2-3 dudes wide open from 3 on every drive.

I suppose you can have an offense that revolves around jacking up 3s

 

watching these last 3 games, this is by far Smart's best team in Austin. Only problem is the Big 12 is absolutely stacked this year. But these Longhorns can play.

Just now, HookEm said:

UNC is totally selling out on packing the lane and stopping the drives. There are literally 2-3 dudes wide open from 3 on every drive.

I guess no one told them that Shaka teams are perfectly content to take contested 3s instead of driving the lane. 

I'm listening the Craig and Eddie on the feed and watching ESPN with that dumbass Walton muted.  Are Craig and Eddie actually in NC?  Sounds like it.

If Kai keeps this up, enjoy him while you can. 

Kai Jones still hasn't missed from the field this year.  14-14 from the field and 3-3 from 3.  Crazy.

Good drive there from Greg Brown. He has been active today.

Is Garrison Brooks a Whiskey label or a fine men's fashion label?

5 minutes ago, SDG said:

That's not what Bill said when he was falaciating UNC..

Good thing we can't understand Bill when he's got a mouth full of dicks 

They didn't stop it when Coleman was down but stop it when the UNC guy is down?

This is like watching a Texas basketball game while listening to Joe Walsh describe his dreams to his therapist. And everyone is on acid. 

Walton: "You ever been in a train-wreck?" 
Dude should've said "No but I’m sitting next to one right now" 

Fify

these shitty fouls...

fortunately UNC can't shoot free throws worth a fuck

Just now, jeevsie said:

Is Garrison Brooks a Whiskey label or a fine men's fashion label?

ad agency

1 minute ago, shakahorn said:

They didn't stop it when Coleman was down but stop it when the UNC guy is down?

Forget it man, it's Ashevilletown.  

2 minutes ago, TxTower said:


Fify

He’s not sitting next to anyone. 
he is at home in Chicago. Walton is at home on Neptune. 

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1 minute ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Who is this announcer? He sucks

I legitimately cannot believe people are listening to bill walton. Shit, even if you can't get craig way on the radio, just mute this shit and put on christmas music or something.

Just now, Jameslaw121 said:

Who is this announcer? He sucks

It’s not the PBP announcer .. it’s the space cadet color guy.

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Bill showing off his new camping house since no one else wants to be around him 

I bet he has some raunchy BO.

4 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

They didn't stop it when Coleman was down but stop it when the UNC guy is down?

And Coleman was down for a while. Fucking pathetic

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