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UNC may not be #14, but I don't think there are 16 teams better than Texas, based on what I've seen so far.

I mean, we actually pass the ball on offense this year.  Crazy.

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Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

It’s not the PBP announcer .. it’s the space cadet color guy.

Kind of both. Jason doesn't even do the PBP. He just sits there and let's Walton talk as much as he wants.

1 minute ago, BigXII said:

I legitimately cannot believe people are listening to bill walton. Shit, even if you can't get craig way on the radio, just mute this shit and put on christmas music or something.

Are you kidding?  This is my third Walton listen this week. It’s incredible. 

Just now, ztejas said:

I bet he has some raunchy BO.

I don't even want to imagine the crust on his vagina that hasn't been washed since his days at UCLA

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

This is like watching a Texas basketball game while listening to Joe Walsh describe his dreams to his therapist. And everyone is on acid. 

It's surreal, isn't it?

A seemingly drunken and uninhibited narcissist babbles about his 1960's childhood and 1970's career (while the camera shows a basketball game).

Is that UNC players name really Leaky Black? If so that's awesome!!

Texas has no drop off from player rotations and appears to be a strength.  

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Kind of both. Jason doesn't even do the PBP. He just sits there and let's Walton talk as much as he wants.

He’s just been sucked into the Black Hole ...

3 minutes ago, BigXII said:

I legitimately cannot believe people are listening to bill walton. Shit, even if you can't get craig way on the radio, just mute this shit and put on christmas music or something.

I'm streaming at work had it muted while I watched the Steelers game... Just turned it on for a few minutes....

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Are you kidding?  This is my third Walton listen this week. It’s incredible. 

Yeah, I honestly don't mind it. It's entertaining and I know more than enough about basketball to not need it explained to me during the game. And Walton is a good guy and an NCAA and NBA legend.

Now, for the average viewer, it's terrible and ESPN needs to do better.

Shaka's mask looks like it is made out of screen mesh....not even really a mask

I blame the last several years on Shaka shaving himself bald.

I feel like the moment i'm all in the rug will get pulled out so i'll keep being bitter guy fan if they'll keep winning. But damn they do look good the last game and a half.

2 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

Shaka's mask looks like it is made out of screen mesh....not even really a mask

its the same mask pee wee herman wears.

Which means of course it's fucking useless.

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Offensive foul my ass 

A hard screen is a foul? If so, I’ve seen worse 

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

UNC looking worn out 

Probably thinking Texas got our number again.  

1 minute ago, CheesePie said:

Better than Lowel Galindo 

That's a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very low bar.

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah, I honestly don't mind it. It's entertaining and I know more than enough about basketball to not need it explained to me during the game. And Walton is a good guy and an NCAA and NBA legend.

Now, for the average viewer, it's terrible and ESPN needs to do better.

Same here. His randomness makes me laugh in a "WTF" kind of way. 

Just now, BigXII said:

its the same mask pee wee herman wears.

Which means of course it's fucking useless.

I’ve seen a lot of those masks in CBB 

we're being outrebounded 25-16, but our defense and shooting (7-15 from deep) has been the difference. gotta keep shooting well and reduce UNC's offensive rebounding, and we will take this thing home. Let's go Horns!! 🤘🏼 

3 minutes ago, CheesePie said:

Better than Lowel Galindo 

Give me Derka and Walton doing all broadcasts.

29 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Shaka still getting no respect from the Refs...

1st half ends with Shaka talking to a Ref and the Official just waves him off like he's an annoying gnat...

The thing that stands out to me most thus far this season is a LOT less standing around on offense.  It still happens on the occasional possession, but not like in past seasons.

Just now, shadow_operative said:

we're being outrebounded 25-16, but our defense and shooting (7-15 from deep) has been the difference. gotta keep shooting well and reduce UNC's offensive rebounding, and we will take this thing home. Let's go Horns!! 🤘🏼 

And UNC has missed 8 FT already. 5-13 compared to 9-12. 

And UNC is doubling us in turnovers (10-5)

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

I’ve seen a lot of those masks in CBB 

face covers. Those aren't masks. How they help? I have no idea

3 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

we're being outrebounded 25-16, but our defense and shooting (7-15 from deep) has been the difference. gotta keep shooting well and reduce UNC's offensive rebounding, and we will take this thing home. Let's go Horns!! 🤘🏼 

How do those rebound numbers compare to the Stanford game yesterday?  

F the haters, I like Walton. It is like sitting next to somebody at a hoops game who is just going stream of consciousness.  Come to think of it, maybe I'm that way.

Just now, HookEm said:

F the haters, I like Walton. It is like sitting next to somebody at a hoops game who is just going stream of consciousness.  Come to think of it, maybe I'm that way.

I just wish they turned the levels down on their voices a tad so they just blend in.  They are overpowering the gym noises too much.  

2 minutes ago, SDG said:

How do those rebound numbers compare to the Stanford game yesterday?  

Tree got outrebounded by 20 (43-23)

I like to get totally whammied before UT hoops games too. Walton is a kindred  spirit 

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8 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Give me Derka and Walton doing all broadcasts.

there's a very thin, squiggly line between inane and insane, and that broadcast would certainly cross over it. 

At one point Stanford was up 8 on UNC and ended up getting beat by 4.  This game is a LONG way from being over. UNC can put up points in a hurry if there is any lapse.

35 minutes ago, SDG said:

That's not what Bill said when he was falaciating UNC..

I bet Bill could spell fellating though. 

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