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Can’t get fired if your quarantined with the Rona .........

M E N S A

Edited by Boogaloo

Lol, all that talk of practice being cancelled and thinking it meant urban was on his way.

 

Also does it surprise anyone?  Maybe the only one that wants to play Kansas... In Kansas... The Saturday after the semester ends....is Tom Herman hoping to save his job.

damn. this bump from 2011 may be the oldest post bump ever. good work. 

What if Mensa has it? Do we have to wait until he’s out of quarantine to shitcan his ass?

3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

What if Mensa has it? Do we have to wait until he’s out of quarantine to shitcan his ass?

Fuck that. Fire his ass on Zoom.

Herman licked every doorknob he passed between Manhattan and Austin.

It's an iron law of Texas coaching- any year you have Kansas scheduled and don't beat them, you get fired.  

Based on the information that just broke, I expect Texas just paused all fan activities as well.

58 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

It's an iron law of Texas coaching- any year you have Kansas scheduled and don't beat them, you get fired.  

Well I'm sure Mack breathed a huge sigh of relief when it was 4th and 14 in 2004.  Course, it didn't hurt to have the GOAT playing against mere mortals that day.

2 minutes ago, pch said:

Well I'm sure Mack breathed a huge sigh of relief when it was 4th and 14 in 2004.  Course, it didn't hurt to have the GOAT playing against mere mortals that day.

Wasn’t it 4th and 18?

Just now, USNALonghorn said:

Wasn’t it 4th and 18?

Seemed like 4th and forever.  You are correct sir! 

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5 minutes ago, pch said:

Seemed like 4th and forever.  You are correct sir! 

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Edited by mr.goodkat

Again, a mere mortal against the GOAT, no shot.

The game is meaningless. Wouldn’t be the least bit surprised at a cancellation

Fuck that shit. I love watching the horns play and I hope the get it together and the same team shows up against Kansas that showed up against KSU.
36 minutes ago, Nivek said:


Fuck that shit. I love watching the horns play and I hope the get it together and the same team shows up against Kansas that showed up against KSU.

This. I wanna see underclassmen play and us pad stats like SEC/Baylor does every season


Fuck that shit. I love watching the horns play and I hope the get it together and the same team shows up against Kansas that showed up against KSU.
Yep.

I only have so many games left in my life. No interest in losing one (as in having one fewer).

5 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

What if Mensa has it? Do we have to wait until he’s out of quarantine to shitcan his ass?

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1 hour ago, Nivek said:


Fuck that shit. I love watching the horns play and I hope the get it together and the same team shows up against Kansas that showed up against KSU.

I mean being meaningless doesn’t mean I won’t watch haha. I live Longhorns football...I’m on a fucking message board. Be sweet if underclassmen  get reps. 

Edited by taybo20

20 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

What if Mensa has it? Do we have to wait until he’s out of quarantine to shitcan his ass?

It's called a mercy killing, 

OK Cool, fire 'em

 

Edited by SHOOTER12

I mean I feel like they paused everything after UGA

Longhorn rewind canceled as well. That shouldn't be affected by this pause. 

On 12/6/2020 at 4:47 PM, The Earl of Texas said:

 

this is strange, the Turtle usually waits until we are up 7 points before he pauses all football activities.

OMG, that .700 winning percentage that is the entire reason that UT football exists now is in jeopardy!!1!!111!1!1!!

weird that the team just decided to say fuck it for 2020 

I'm wondering if Herman is on strike until he gets a public vote of confidence. That would explain canceling practice, his presser, and the show tonight. He still did the Big 12 call because that's not university related.

Or he has Covid.  He could do the call from home.

I'm wondering if Herman is on strike until he gets a public vote of confidence. That would explain canceling practice, his presser, and the show tonight. He still did the Big 12 call because that's not university related.

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2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Two more players tested positive, per Chip Brown. 

It's important that every time that lying cunt gets his named typed out you write 'Fuck'.  Por ejemplo, Fuck Chip Brown.  Or FCB.

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