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Respect.

But I really didn't want to read about you fisting yourself any longer. So next time, make a normal wager.

Apparently, in the future, abusing your anus is common for the loser of a wager. Like, buying the first round for us stuck in this century.

Ugh what an asshole. Both literally and literally.

can someone tldr me on futureman?  i dont understand the meme

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Fuck that guy and fuck you for starting a thread about his dumb ass.

Edited by Ghost of Shag

my condolences go out to futureman and i would like to apologize on behalf of this board.  he was right from the beginning, per usual.  if it wasn't obvious before, it's obvious now - dude knows what he's talking about and has well connected sources.  i can't imagine what it must be like to get shit on simply for being kind enough to share insider info.  we are lucky to have him in this community and he should be held in high regard. mad respect for this dude.

  • immamac changed the title to Futureman Thread of Knob Slobbing and Appreciation
1 hour ago, Hmmm said:

my condolences go out to futureman and i would like to apologize on behalf of this board.  he was right from the beginning, per usual.  if it wasn't obvious before, it's obvious now - dude knows what he's talking about and has well connected sources.  i can't imagine what it must be like to get shit on simply for being kind enough to share insider info.  we are lucky to have him in this community and he should be held in high regard. mad respect for this dude.

Counterpoint - maybe he really just  wanted to livestream  him fisting his own asshole and thought was as good a way as any to drum up an audience. If he doubles down on  the next coaching rumor, we'll have our answer. 

 

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Shut the fuck up with this shit.  Guy took a position that probably at worst had 50/50 shot of being wrong and bet nothing against it...unless you are a 15 year old and really believed some dude was going to fist himself and provide you proof.  A lot of you need to grow the fuck up...if anything that is what Futureman is showing you.

Oh and @Drew shut the fuck up.  Your whole history with FM is him throwing you balls in the dirt and you continually swinging at them.  What should be a walk fest is a strikeout every time becuase of your inability to lay off bait etc.  In a way you are the Bee-sting face to his Jerry McGuire.  You complete him.  

Edited by Surly Bevo

16 minutes ago, Hmmm said:

my condolences go out to futureman and i would like to apologize on behalf of this board.  he was right from the beginning, per usual.  if it wasn't obvious before, it's obvious now - dude knows what he's talking about and has well connected sources.  i can't imagine what it must be like to get shit on simply for being kind enough to share insider info.  we are lucky to have him in this community and he should be held in high regard. mad respect for this dude.

Is not using the caps key kinda like crossing you fingers?

Hey I have insider sources too!   I am going to share 32 predictions based on some very insider, extra secret info with you guys.  Now I may be wrong on one of these, but I will right on almost all of these amazing predictions!  You will see, and  when I am right, I want full credit and apologies from all you doubters!

Arizona Cardinals will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Atlanta Falcons will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Baltimore Ravens will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Buffalo Bills will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Carolina Panthers will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Chicago Bears will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Cincinnati Bengals will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Cleveland Browns will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Dallas Cowboys will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Denver Broncos will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Detroit Lions will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Green Bay Packers will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Houston Texans will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Indianapolis Colts will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Jacksonville Jaguars will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Kansas City Chiefs will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Las Vegas Raiders will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Los Angeles Chargers will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Los Angeles Rams will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Miami Dolphins will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Minnesota Vikings will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
New England Patriots will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
New Orleans Saints will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
New York Giants will not win the 2021Super Bowl.
New York Jets will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Philadelphia Eagles will not win the 2021Super Bowl.
Pittsburgh Steelers will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
San Francisco 49ers will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Seattle Seahawks will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Tennessee Titans will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Washington Football Team will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.

Edited by Horn Dog

Surly Bevo in post 10 nailed it, it wasn’t some great insight, he took a position that was probably just as likely to happen as not (maybe more so) and owned it. 

I’ve actually gotten a kick out of Futureman’s trolling on the Cowboys thread, since so many ridiculously take the bait. It’s amazing performance art, and I suspect he couldn’t give two shits about the Cowboys, he just likes tormenting certain posters (and it’s so damned easy). But I will say the Meyer trolling got tedious. 

23 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Hey I have insider sources too!   I am going to share 32 predictions based on some very insider, extra secret info with you guys.  Now I may be wrong on one of these, but I will right on almost all of these amazing predictions!  You will see, and  when I am right, I want full credit and apologies from all you doubters!

Arizona Cardinals will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Atlanta Falcons will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Baltimore Ravens will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Buffalo Bills will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Carolina Panthers will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Chicago Bears will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Cincinnati Bengals will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Cleveland Browns will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Dallas Cowboys will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Denver Broncos will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Detroit Lions will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Green Bay Packers will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Houston Texans will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Indianapolis Colts will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Jacksonville Jaguars will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Kansas City Chiefs will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Las Vegas Raiders will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Los Angeles Chargers will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Los Angeles Rams will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Miami Dolphins will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Minnesota Vikings will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
New England Patriots will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
New Orleans Saints will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
New York Giants will not win the 2021Super Bowl.
New York Jets will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Philadelphia Eagles will not win the 2021Super Bowl.
Pittsburgh Steelers will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
San Francisco 49ers will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Seattle Seahawks will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Tennessee Titans will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Washington Football Team will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.

Don't sell yourself short, based on the current state of the pandemic you may be 100% right.

1 hour ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Is not using the caps key kinda like crossing you fingers?

hate on my writing style all you want, but it's the substance of the post that matters.  something futureman is well aware of.  i'm guessing you're the type that prefers emojis like that squid character.

I picked the wrong day to stop smoking crack

1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

Hey I have insider sources too!   I am going to share 32 predictions based on some very insider, extra secret info with you guys.  Now I may be wrong on one of these, but I will right on almost all of these amazing predictions!  You will see, and  when I am right, I want full credit and apologies from all you doubters!

Arizona Cardinals will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Atlanta Falcons will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Baltimore Ravens will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Buffalo Bills will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Carolina Panthers will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Chicago Bears will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Cincinnati Bengals will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Cleveland Browns will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Dallas Cowboys will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Denver Broncos will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Detroit Lions will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Green Bay Packers will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Houston Texans will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Indianapolis Colts will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Jacksonville Jaguars will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Kansas City Chiefs will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Las Vegas Raiders will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Los Angeles Chargers will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Los Angeles Rams will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Miami Dolphins will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Minnesota Vikings will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
New England Patriots will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
New Orleans Saints will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
New York Giants will not win the 2021Super Bowl.
New York Jets will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Philadelphia Eagles will not win the 2021Super Bowl.
Pittsburgh Steelers will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
San Francisco 49ers will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Seattle Seahawks will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Tennessee Titans will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.
Washington Football Team will not win the 2021 Super Bowl.

Did you really take the time to write all that shit?

26 minutes ago, Hmmm said:

hate on my writing style all you want, but it's the substance of the post that matters.  something futureman is well aware of.  i'm guessing you're the type that prefers emojis like that squid character.

You need a sense of humor around here. Even when someone isn’t as funny as they think they are. 

I will congratulate him now on the condition that  if Urban has a change of heart and decides to coach Texas at that time Futureman will double fists his own ass.  

Edited by stork642

1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

Surly Bevo in post 10 nailed it, it wasn’t some great insight, he took a position that was probably just as likely to happen as not (maybe more so) and owned it. 

I’ve actually gotten a kick out of Futureman’s trolling on the Cowboys thread, since so many ridiculously take the bait. It’s amazing performance art, and I suspect he couldn’t give two shits about the Cowboys, he just likes tormenting certain posters (and it’s so damned easy). But I will say the Meyer trolling got tedious. 

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You people just can't recognize a national treasure even when it's right in front of you.

I feel pretty certain he's going to go through with it anyways.

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Only thing i'll give Futureman credit on is he "dies with the lie" in his troll jobs. Like a CIA troll. 

4 hours ago, aggie08 said:

He's from the dang future!

I know! We should have known he had it right.

2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Shut the fuck up with this shit.  Guy took a position that probably at worst had 50/50 shot of being wrong and bet nothing against it...unless you are a 15 year old and really believed some dude was going to fist himself and provide you proof.  A lot of you need to grow the fuck up...if anything that is what Futureman is showing you.

Oh and @Drew shut the fuck up.  Your whole history with FM is him throwing you balls in the dirt and you continually swinging at them.  What should be a walk fest is a strikeout every time becuase of your inability to lay off bait etc.  In a way you are the Bee-sting face to his Jerry McGuire.  You complete him.  

I see no lies here. 

His bits are alright but the reactions he gets from a few posters is the best part 

1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

I picked the wrong day to stop smoking crack

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue Blank Template -  Imgflip

I literally haven't responded to him in month because he's on ignore, so I've done my part.  Not sure my post deserved that response. But this is Surly...Bevo.

2-5 Nick mullens is all I’m going to say lulz. Can’t believe there’s a thread for a troll. Oh how far we’ve fallen. 

21 hours ago, Hmmm said:

my condolences go out to futureman and i would like to apologize on behalf of this board.  he was right from the beginning, per usual.  if it wasn't obvious before, it's obvious now - dude knows what he's talking about and has well connected sources.  i can't imagine what it must be like to get shit on simply for being kind enough to share insider info.  we are lucky to have him in this community and he should be held in high regard. mad respect for this dude.

 

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21 hours ago, Hmmm said:

my condolences go out to futureman and i would like to apologize on behalf of this board.  he was right from the beginning, per usual.  if it wasn't obvious before, it's obvious now - dude knows what he's talking about and has well connected sources.  i can't imagine what it must be like to get shit on simply for being kind enough to share insider info.  we are lucky to have him in this community and he should be held in high regard. mad respect for this dude.

Seems a little overly slobby and appreciative ^

Never really understood the dog piling on @futureman...although given some of the posters who are doing the dog piling, I guess it shouldn't surprise me.

21 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Shut the fuck up with this shit.  Guy took a position that probably at worst had 50/50 shot of being wrong and bet nothing against it...unless you are a 15 year old and really believed some dude was going to fist himself and provide you proof.  A lot of you need to grow the fuck up...if anything that is what Futureman is showing you.

Oh and @Drew shut the fuck up.  Your whole history with FM is him throwing you balls in the dirt and you continually swinging at them.  What should be a walk fest is a strikeout every time becuase of your inability to lay off bait etc.  In a way you are the Bee-sting face to his Jerry McGuire.  You complete him.  

This is the quality of writing I pay for through my subscription to this site.

18 hours ago, Drew said:

I literally haven't responded to him in month because he's on ignore, so I've done my part.  Not sure my post deserved that response. But this is Surly...Bevo.

Well that certainly takes a lot of the fun out of it. Damnit Drew. 

On 12/7/2020 at 1:09 PM, stork642 said:

I will congratulate him now on the condition that  if Urban has a change of heart and decides to coach Texas at that time Futureman will double fists his own ass.  

hell yeah, bet. 

14 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:

2-5 Nick mullens is all I’m going to say lulz. Can’t believe there’s a thread for a troll. Oh how far we’ve fallen. 

 

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Edited by futureman

But can we agree that, all things considered, the 'ignore' function is useful, at least in certain cases?

It could be better... it ought to ignore quotes from an ignored source.

It also ought to have an 'auto-neg' switch, so you not only ignore the posted material, you hit the poster with a neg anytime his (or, be fair, her) ignorance crosses your browsing screen.

3 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

But can we agree that, all things considered, the 'ignore' function is useful, at least in certain cases?

It could be better... it ought to ignore quotes from an ignored source.

It also ought to have an 'auto-neg' switch, so you not only ignore the posted material, you hit the poster with a neg anytime his (or, be fair, her) ignorance crosses your browsing screen.

I've only ever used the ignore function on two people (one on TOS and one on this site) and both were so obsessed with me they were borderline stalking me.  I think the difference of opinions from mine is part of what makes this place great.

I don’t get the futureman hate. He’s just trolling/shitposting. Chuckle at the people that fall for it and move on. Honestly how anyone gets worked up by him when it’s common knowledge is way more egregious than anything he says. How dumb can you be?

You people just can't recognize a national treasure even when it's right in front of you.
that was a passable nick cage movie
On 12/9/2020 at 9:37 AM, gmr548 said:

How dumb can you be?

You know better. Half the posters on this site probably require velcro tennis shoes. 

57 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:
On 12/7/2020 at 1:35 PM, Scholz said:
You people just can't recognize a national treasure even when it's right in front of you.

that was a passable nick cage movie

Masterpiece:  Con Air 

You know better. Half the posters on this site probably require velcro tennis shoes. 

I just wear them because I like them lights on the bottom, okay?

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