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#3001
5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Unfortunately, "Fathers Against Greg Abbott" just doesn't quite have the same je ne sais quoi.

#FAGA

I would join that group, but sadly, I'm not a father.

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    It has less to do with that and more to do with the breakdown of the nuclear family. It all traces back to fathers staying home and raising their children. Single income families will never escape pov

  • Good call.

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    I really try to consider every opinion with an open mind, realizing we all have different values, thought processes, cultures, etc. But some of you make this so fucking difficult. I am a school cou

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#3002
7 hours ago, South Austin said:

I always liked the [adjective.last name] combo. 

Crooked Hillary.  Low-Energy Jeb.  Little Marco.  Lyin' Ted. 

Likes adjective.last name. Gives four examples, all with first name.

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#3008
8 hours ago, South Austin said:

Luke Bryan is a POS and needs his own thread.

nah, we already waste too much energy on people who don't deserve it

#3011
I'm glad I don't know anything about Luke Bryan other than he's a shitty country singer

Bro country music is one of the many cancers from which our society will never recover. Makes sense that these tumors would hang out together.
#3014
4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

He’s such a fucking tool ….

 

 

Dis u, ron?

DeSantis' Ian response should be our focus, not his boots

#3016

Oh man.  Apparently, on the 8th day, God created this fucking guy.

 

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Should have known ya'll wouldn't have let this go a whole day without being posted.

#3018
On 10/29/2022 at 9:30 AM, troph said:

You’re not a daddy? 

And he's not a motherfucker either.

#3021
1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Fighting for freedom? What freedom do white man not have? 

They used have the freedom to string up black folks and stand around celebrating with the entire town.  

#3024

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Trump going after DeSantis.  DeSantis probably won’t respond, but I wonder if Trump wouldn’t mind seeing DeSantis lose on Tuesday in order to say “Ron DeCantus can’t even win his own state, and you think he can win the nation?  I can win Florida’s electoral votes against Sleepy Joe Biden and the socialists.”

 

#3025

Trump absolutely wants DeSantis to lose but he is ready to cuck him.

 

 

 

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#3028
On 10/30/2022 at 5:56 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I'm glad I don't know anything about Luke Bryan other than he's a shitty country singer

Now I know this dude sing music that I don't listen to.

#3031

DeSantis’ main chance of winning is convincing trump to not run. Someone might be able to beat trump in a primary but they can’t win the general if trump doesn’t enthusiastically support them.

#3032

Every Republican with presidential aspirations thinks they’re going to be the one to somehow out Trump Trump but in a palatable way.

And Trump will do to them what he did to Jeb! and Chris Christie and Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio - trash them, defame them, call their wives ugly (Cruz) or “too brown” (Jeb!), insult their fathers (Cruz and Jeb!), disparage their sick size (Rubio), call them fat (Christie), and then laugh while they wither away and watch their ambitions die a pathetic death.

And then have them STILL crawl over the broken shards of their careers to play the Reek to his Ramsay.

DeSantis will just be another sad cockless uncharismatic corpse on the pile.

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#3037

Its gonna be funny death spiral shit when DeSantis gets inaugurated and we get to watch the majority of this board flail about again.  I hope that this time around that yall can come up with shit half as entertaining as the Steele Dossier and the pee pee tapes. 

#3038

Lolz.

He doesn't have a national message. His act only plays in Jesusland.

Also fat and five foot six is no way to go through life. Zero chance.

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#3039
8 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Its gonna be funny death spiral shit when DeSantis gets inaugurated and we get to watch the majority of this board flail about again.  I hope that this time around that yall can come up with shit half as entertaining as the Steele Dossier and the pee pee tapes. 

Nice to see that the "both sides" façade is gone. 

#3040
8 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Its gonna be funny death spiral shit when DeSantis gets inaugurated and we get to watch the majority of this board flail about again.  I hope that this time around that yall can come up with shit half as entertaining as the Steele Dossier and the pee pee tapes. 

Through all the idiocy, scandals, impeachments, insurrection, etc, WE were the entertaining part? Damn thanks man. 

#3041
8 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Its gonna be funny death spiral shit when DeSantis gets inaugurated and we get to watch the majority of this board flail about again.  I hope that this time around that yall can come up with shit half as entertaining as the Steele Dossier and the pee pee tapes. 

Your mask is slipping.

#3042
9 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Its gonna be funny death spiral shit when DeSantis gets inaugurated and we get to watch the majority of this board flail about again.  I hope that this time around that yall can come up with shit half as entertaining as the Steele Dossier and the pee pee tapes. 

Its gonna be funny death spiral shit when you and the rest of your friends fall in line behind Donald again in March 2024 and pretend that you've never heard of this guy.

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#3043

DeSantis is going to meet with his own nazi friends to try to out-flank Trump to the right and Ana will be jerking it while posting "oh my god you hysterical libs are owned so hard, but I'm no Republican!"

#3044
9 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Its gonna be funny death spiral shit when DeSantis gets inaugurated and we get to watch the majority of this board flail about again.  I hope that this time around that yall can come up with shit half as entertaining as the Steele Dossier and the pee pee tapes. 

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#3045

First off, it's getting really hard to tell how tall DeSantis is based on his posture.  He's "listed" online as 5'9", but often looks about 5'7."  Obviously his Naval medical records would have hyper-accurate height information about him, but as of right now---he's not obligated to share and that's fine.  However, since MAGA can't ever shut the fuck up about Trump's commanding build and presence, this---for bad or good---is a legit issue DeSantis needs to consider.  Just ask L'il Marco (who btw is a legit 5'10"). 

Second to Chuckie Finster's point.  I can't decide which sci-fi or thriller movie I want to use analogy, so I'll let y'all choose.  But we've all seen a dozen movies over the decades where some key character goes "missing" and only 1 or a handful of people remember that person.  And the rest of the world, after an elaborate coverup, goes on as if that person never existed and gaslight the handful of others that they are going crazy.  That's what MAGA is gonna put the rest of the party through.  Convincing the less insane Republicans that DeSantis never existed and that if they keep insisting he did, their loyalty and indeed, their sanity, will be called into question (with possible punishment as a result).  The typical Trump "DeSantis?  No, never heard of him." will become their battle cry into the convention.  We all see this coming.  The tricky part is how DeSantis handles it.  He can still wash off Trump in 2028 and will only be 50 and an attractive candidate for the GOP in 2028 and beyond.  Their Civil War has only just begun.     

#3048

I get the "I don't really support Trump, but I couldn't bring myself to vote for Hillary/Biden"  I mean, it's self-talk bullshit, but at least there's a communicative logic to it.

But the "I don't really support Putin, but i couldn't bring myself to..."  What?  What is the other alternative that you can't bring yourself to support?  What's the other thing in that diagramed sentence?  You can't vote in Russia.  You can't vote in Ukraine.  Sadly, they stopped taking referendum results years ago on this planet "Press 1 for War, Press 2 for Ending War, Press 3 for Espanol."  

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