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#4351

Traveling Meatball …,

Desantis today claims the reason why he didn’t take any overseas trips until just recently is because he refused to take a covid test or show proof of vaccination, so he wouldn’t travel until countries lifted those requirements.

 

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#4352
51 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Traveling Meatball …,

Desantis today claims the reason why he didn’t take any overseas trips until just recently is because he refused to take a covid test or show proof of vaccination, so he wouldn’t travel until countries lifted those requirements.

 

He wouldn't take a test or show proof. Which leads me to believe he was vaccinated but doesn't want to admit it.

Jesus what a piece of shit. He's really committed to the mouth breathers dying of COVID gimmick while he himself takes precautions.

#4353
4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

“Traveling Meatball”

Oh man, my 4 year old loves that book.  We read it last night.  The illustrations and the hijinks he gets into.  

#4355
2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

he stumbles through gaffes over everything from his personal demeanor and stance on Ukraine to his snacking habits,

 

lofuckingl

 

OMFG! Just perfect. Has there ever been a better moniker given than Meatball Ron? Fuck you Trump, but props on that one. JFC

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#4356
I’m dead ass…. Y’all need to checkout Hispanic TikTok and see all these videos of vacant job sites and ag fields in Florida. In less than a week the workers have vanished!!! Whose gonna finish these jobs?!???

 

#4357

Would be fucking hilarious if Ron managed to fucking crater Florida's agricultural and construction industries.  I'm doubtful, but would be fucking hilarious to watch him continue to drive his political career straight into the ground.  He's going to have to get an excavator to help dig that hole he can't climb out of (then again, the hole would only have to be maybe 5 foot tops for him not to be able to climb out of).

#4358
39 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Would be fucking hilarious if Ron managed to fucking crater Florida's agricultural and construction industries.  I'm doubtful, but would be fucking hilarious to watch him continue to drive his political career straight into the ground.  He's going to have to get an excavator to help dig that hole he can't climb out of (then again, the hole would only have to be maybe 5 foot tops for him not to be able to climb out of).

Aren’t most Cubans idiots who would still vote R no matter what?

#4359
5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
I’m dead ass…. Y’all need to checkout Hispanic TikTok and see all these videos of vacant job sites and ag fields in Florida. In less than a week the workers have vanished!!! Whose gonna finish these jobs?!???

 

 

Anyone here long on frozen concentrated orange juice?

 

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#4360
On 5/10/2023 at 1:11 AM, tx 3 putt said:
I’m dead ass…. Y’all need to checkout Hispanic TikTok and see all these videos of vacant job sites and ag fields in Florida. In less than a week the workers have vanished!!! Whose gonna finish these jobs?!???

 

 

I'll tell you who will finish those jobs: inmates jailed for not paying traffic fines, or voting when they shouldn't have even though the state issued them voting cards, or possessing a quarter bag of weed.

 

 

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#4362

RE: taking on Disney.

Bob Iger was on Disney's earnings call yesterday, and he was questioned on the mess.  His answer was long and pretty pointed, and yeah, the DeSantis crowd will ignore it, but he fired a shot:

 

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“Regarding Florida I have got a few things I want to say about that,” Iger declared on the record during the call. “First of all, I think the case that we filed last month made our position and the facts very clear and that is really that this is about one thing and one thing only—and that is retaliating against us for taking a position about pending legislation. And we believe that in us taking that position we are merely exercising our right to free speech.” 

 

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“Also, this is not about special privileges or a level playing field or Disney in any way using its leverage around the state of Florida. But since there’s been a lot said about special districts and the arrangement that we have, I want to set the record straight on that too. There are about 2,000 special districts in Florida. Most are established to foster investor development, where we were one of them. He basically made it easier for us—and others, by the way—to do business in Florida, and we built a business that employs, as we said before, over 75,000 people, and attracts tens of millions of people to the state. So while it is easy to say that the Reedy Creek Special District that was established for us over 50 years ago benefited us, it is misleading to not also consider how much Disney benefited the state of Florida. And we are also not the only company operating a special district. I mentioned 2,000—the Daytona Speedway, it has one. So do the Villages, which is a permanent retirement community, and there are countless others.”

 

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“So if the goal is leveling the playing field in the uniform application of the law or government oversight of special districts, [that] needs to occur or be applied to all special districts. There’s also a false narrative that we have been fighting to protect tax breaks as part of this. But in fact we are the largest taxpayer in Central Florida. We pay more taxes, specifically more real estate taxes, as a result of that special district. And we all know there was no concerted effort to do anything to dismantle what was once called Reedy Creek Special District until we spoke out [against DeSantis’ anti-LGBTQIA+] legislation. So this is plainly a matter of retaliation while the rest of the Florida special districts continue operating basically as they were.”

 

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 “I think it’s also important for us to say our primary goal has always been to be able to continue to do exactly what we have been doing there, which is investing in Florida. We are proud of the tourism industry that we created and we want to continue delivering the best possible experience for guests going forward,” Iger concluded. “We never wanted—and we certainly never expected—to be in the position of having to defend our business interests in federal court, particularly having such a terrific relationship with the state as we have had for more than 50 years. We employ thousands of people and, by the way, we pay them above the minimum wage, substantially above the minimum wage, dictated by the state of Florida. We also provide them with great benefits and free education. So, I’m going to finish what is obviously kind of a long answer by asking one question: does the state want us to invest more, employ more people, and pay more taxes—or not?”

 

 

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#4364
On 5/10/2023 at 7:11 AM, tx 3 putt said:
I’m dead ass…. Y’all need to checkout Hispanic TikTok and see all these videos of vacant job sites and ag fields in Florida. In less than a week the workers have vanished!!! Whose gonna finish these jobs?!???

 

This is the like watching Elon run Twitter. The amount of concentrated stupidity at “the top” is amazing. 

#4366
5 minutes ago, Pancho said:
We are permanently ensuring that Florida will never become a biomedical security state by enacting expanded and permanent protections against medical authoritarianism.

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He’s just making shit up that the dumbs in Florida think sounds like owning the libs. 

#4368

Im going to assume that translates to "We will never allow socialized healthcare no matter what the federal government offers."

#4369
On 5/10/2023 at 2:38 AM, atomheartbevo said:

Would be fucking hilarious if Ron managed to fucking crater Florida's agricultural and construction industries.  I'm doubtful, but would be fucking hilarious to watch him continue to drive his political career straight into the ground.  He's going to have to get an excavator to help dig that hole he can't climb out of (then again, the hole would only have to be maybe 5 foot tops for him not to be able to climb out of).

More than ten years ago there was a proto-Desantis Alabama state senator who went gunning for the illegals with cruel shit like disconnecting water lines. Dude walked around with a dead gopher toupee, and always said stupid stuff, and by stupid I mean, stupid even for Alabama.

He got what he wanted and a bunch of tomatoes rotted in the fields, while farmers with no social skills struggled to connect to a few local Americans who had no tolerance for a day without air-conditioning.

Gopher-head peaked in politics, became a talk radio host, allegedly. We have local tomatoes again.

#4370
7 hours ago, Pancho said:
We are permanently ensuring that Florida will never become a biomedical security state by enacting expanded and permanent protections against medical authoritarianism.

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except for females and their uterus, and those pesky trans kids

#4371

Wasn’t he supposed to have announced his presidency run by now? I’m starting to think that he isn’t going to run. And not by choice but that he would be hurting his 2028 chances by doing so.

#4372
On 5/9/2023 at 12:01 PM, The Royal We said:

OMFG! Just perfect. Has there ever been a better moniker given than Meatball Ron? Fuck you Trump, but props on that one. JFC

I thought that was about the chocolate pudding?

#4374

 

Florida rejects Holocaust education textbooks in clampdown on ‘woke’ instruction - https://t.co/uBTdCypYOv

This is fine.

#4377
37 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Didn't this motherfucker serve in the military? Does he think all that shit he was taught was woke bullshit? Jesus Christ what a clown

He was a lawyer in the military.  A reporter asked about his service at Guantanamo and how he interacted with the detainees. He flew into a rage about the question.

#4378
3 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

 

Florida rejects Holocaust education textbooks in clampdown on ‘woke’ instruction - https://t.co/uBTdCypYOv

This is fine.

No one ever talks about the good the Nazis did

#4379
3 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

This is fine.

This dovetails with Elon's incel fanboys/Qanon crowd who are Holocaust deniers.

Are there are a lot of Jews in Florida?  Seems like there are a lot.

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#4380

And we can't make fun of them, Abbott and Patrick are probably trying to work out how to one-up this.  So not only will we get books struck down that mention the Holocaust, but probably slavery, the Trail of Tears, experiments at Tuskegee, etc.

#4383
9 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Wasn’t he supposed to have announced his presidency run by now? I’m starting to think that he isn’t going to run. And not by choice but that he would be hurting his 2028 chances by doing so.

He probably sees the #s and won’t, he is probably eyeing the Florida senate seat to keep his name in the next race.

#4384
9 minutes ago, Gengs1 said:

He probably sees the #s and won’t, he is probably eyeing the Florida senate seat to keep his name in the next race.

That, and the attacks from Trump have stung pretty hard.  And he's not doing well in the fight with Disney, and there's a good chance they not only win their case, but embarrass the shit out of him (and Trump will happily pile on him).

His best option would be another office to keep his name out there.  He's still in second place to Trump though, and it's possible he thinks Trump will get taken down with the legal/civil stuff over the 9 months or so.

Plus, having to wait 5 years though is a long time in politics - another Republican darling who fights The Woke Deep State could come along and steal the spotlight.

#4386
3 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

He was a lawyer in the military.  A reporter asked about his service at Guantanamo and how he interacted with the detainees. He flew into a rage about the question.

Sounds like something warranting more investigation

#4387
6 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

 

Florida rejects Holocaust education textbooks in clampdown on ‘woke’ instruction - https://t.co/uBTdCypYOv

This is fine.

“Following publication of this article, Alex Lanfranconi, the education department’s director of communications, told the Jewish Telegraphic Agency that the state has ‘many textbooks and other approved instructional materials that support our efforts to make sure our students never forget about the horrific annihilation of Jews by Nazi Germany.’”

And a little later...

”DeSantis has advanced Holocaust education while also enabling parents to effectively remove Holocaust literature they don’t like from school libraries. Florida requires Holocaust education in grades K-12, and in 2020, DeSantis signed a law requiring public schools to certify that they teach about the Holocaust. But a law passed last year allows parents to challenge instructional materials and books in public school libraries, and parents in the state have filed challenges that have led to the temporary or permanent removal of Holocaust literature on the grounds that they are inappropriate for children.”

Nice loophole he’s got there.

#4388
We must defeat the Soros-Funded DAs, stop the Left's pro-criminal agenda, and take back the streets for law abiding citizens. We stand with Good Samaritans like Daniel Penny. Let’s show this Marine... America’s got his back. https://t.co/uQXZuT19Mo

 

#4389
On 5/9/2023 at 1:30 AM, tx 3 putt said:

Traveling Meatball …

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On 5/10/2023 at 1:11 AM, tx 3 putt said:
I’m dead ass…. Y’all need to checkout Hispanic TikTok and see all these videos of vacant job sites and ag fields in Florida. In less than a week the workers have vanished!!! Whose gonna finish these jobs?!???

 

Who was it on the DACA thread saying immigrants were outcompeting American citizens for jobs? Let’s see who steps up 

#4390
2 hours ago, HenryJames said:
We must defeat the Soros-Funded DAs, stop the Left's pro-criminal agenda, and take back the streets for law abiding citizens. We stand with Good Samaritans like Daniel Penny. Let’s show this Marine... America’s got his back. https://t.co/uQXZuT19Mo

 

I much prefer Patrick Bateman's platform:

Well, we have to end apartheid for one.
And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger.
We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women.
We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values.
Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern, and less materialism in young people.

#4392
4 hours ago, HenryJames said:
We must defeat the Soros-Funded DAs, stop the Left's pro-criminal agenda, and take back the streets for law abiding citizens. We stand with Good Samaritans like Daniel Penny. Let’s show this Marine... America’s got his back. https://t.co/uQXZuT19Mo

 

I'm going to fight the left's pro-criminal agenda. Also, I'm going to defend this guy that was just arrested for murder.

#4394
Our boy Ron in Iowa. 📷 @McCormickJohn
Totally natural. Totally alpha.

 

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#4395
9 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:
Our boy Ron in Iowa. 📷 @McCormickJohn
Totally natural. Totally alpha.

 

 

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#4397
6 hours ago, 4th&Five said:
Our boy Ron in Iowa. 📷 @McCormickJohn
Totally natural. Totally alpha.

 

Skipped leg day to be there.

#4398
1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Skipped leg day to be there.

Skipped upper body day too. 

Looks like he's regularly hitting Ozempic day though. 

His lifts are comical too, his knee is like 5 inches taller than the guy on the right despite them otherwise having nearly identical proportions and would be the same height in socks. 

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#4399
5 minutes ago, Pods said:

Skipped upper body day too. 

Looks like he's regularly hitting Ozempic day though. 

His lifts are comical too, his knee is like 5 inches taller than the guy on the right despite them otherwise having nearly identical proportions and would be the same height in socks. 

It's hilarious that the Republicans' top two candidates are so fucking vain and insecure that they wear makeup/have something done to help with balding, or wear fucking high heels.

#4400

This should be embarrassing to anyone with any self-respect.

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