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#5801
5 hours ago, South Austin said:

This is Ron in a year.

 

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Just needs more pudding smeared on his hands and the phone.

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#5802
1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

I don't think Dion has it in him, but wouldn't it be great if on a debate stage, Trump made a Mrs. DeSantis' eyebrows joke, and, for once in his life, Little Man Ron has a psychotic break, snaps, goes berserk, and snatches Trump's weave on live TV? Smoke bombs goin off, Ron climbin up Donnie's back like a monkey humpin a hippo, rival Secret Service Detachments poppin off rounds. Murica.

I mean, have you seen Ron DeSantis over here?  Keeps losing fights with corporations and big business.  Doesn't know how to negotiate tough like I do.  I'm doing more for that state from my golf courses than he's doing from the Governor's Mansion.  I mean, look at his wife over there.  Nice lady, but looks like he drew her eyebrows on with his puddin' fingers, am I right?  

#5803

Anybody else catch Florida’s CFO (had no idea this even existed) say insurance companies were fleeing the state or jacking up rates because the carriers and their executives are “woke.” Of course he’s tight with Meatball Ron.

#5804
I mean, have you seen Ron DeSantis over here?  Keeps losing fights with corporations and big business.  Doesn't know how to negotiate tough like I do.  I'm doing more for that state from my golf courses than he's doing from the Governor's Mansion.  I mean, look at his wife over there.  Nice lady, but looks like he drew her eyebrows on with his puddin' fingers, am I right?  

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#5805
14 hours ago, elfenix said:

cafe seems to have legit chicken fried steak, homemade chicken tenders, burgers, and fries. 


those west Texas cfs’s slap !

#5806
12 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Anybody else catch Florida’s CFO (had no idea this even existed) say insurance companies were fleeing the state or jacking up rates because the carriers and their executives are “woke.” Of course he’s tight with Meatball Ron.


with their pockets full of state funded bail out money 

#5809
On 7/17/2023 at 9:50 AM, elfenix said:

cafe seems to have legit chicken fried steak, homemade chicken tenders, burgers, and fries. 

 

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


those west Texas cfs’s slap !

Mary's #2 Cafe of Coahoma, recommended

#5813
3 minutes ago, Liteitup said:

Wait, what?

Mary's #2 cafe, in Coahoma Texas, near Big Spring. I've only been there once, but it's solid. 
try to keep up

#5820
DeSantis responds to question about if his moving farther to the right hurts his electability: “The proof is in the pudding.”— Ken Klippenstein (NSPM-7 Compliant) (@kenklippenstein)

 

#5823
1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

He just really wants pudding.

Somebody told him that if he wins the Presidency, he gets all the pudding he wants, with a personal chef who can make just about any pudding he wants, and he doesn't have to pay for any of it.

#5824

Wtf Florida ???

Ron DeSantis has spent millions of our tax dollars to support Texas' anti-immigrant actions at the border. Those actions now include ordering officers to push migrant children back into the Rio Grande to drown. https://t.co/QbzGczim34

 

#5825

Granted, Trump has taken wildly inconsistent positions on any number of subjects and probably couldn’t identify Ukraine on a map. But that brings us to DeSantis’s fourth problem, the one he can’t seem to control: his personality. He is not naturally funny, entertaining, or charming. Just as he doesn’t understand the pro-wrestling-style kayfabe involved in Trump’s ostensible hatred of media outlets, he doesn’t understand that Trump’s regular flirtations with bigotry are softened with a knowing wink.

 

 

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#5826

I honestly don't get why everyone keeps saying DeSantis is a smart guy. His record shows he's actually a mouth breathing idiot, who is not smart enough to listen to professional policy makers, think tanks, or anything he should have learned in school. Instead, he chooses to listen to his own worst instincts and those of his tacky TV news show wife. 

He went to Yale, but he didn't get in because of his academic accomplishments, or brains. He went to Yale, because he was good enough at baseball to get into an Ivy, but not good enough to play for a D-1 or go MLB. 

At some point, people will have to accept that he is every bit of the simple minded mediocrity he appears to be. 

#5827

You have to wonder if he really wants to win, or if he's running just to run. 

Of course if you're not telegenic or funny or charming and don't like interacting with people, there's not much you can do. It's a miracle he's ever won an election of any kind.

#5828

You mean the guy caught on camera smelling his finger is not smart?!

Whoa now. Next your going to tell me he ran off a bunch of workers and pissed off one of the biggest employers in the state.

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Plantations were basically trade schools ….

Ron DeSantis’ administration just approved new curriculum rules requiring schools to teach that slaves developed skills that “could be applied for their personal benefit.”They also require to say that Black people used violence against white people. 🔗https://t.co/V4oQlIEL9s

 

#5832

Those modern day R’s need to read the bible !

 

This is how ICE treats immigrants at their check-in center in Miramar, Florida. No shade, no bathrooms for people who wait hours under an unprecedented heatwave. They are still not allowing volunteers to pass out water to people in line. Beyond wrong. Photo taken today. https://t.co/ZHS9dRjOy6

 

fucking animals setting these extreme policies 

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#5834
On 7/12/2023 at 10:46 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Come up to Washington and go here. 
 

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then decide to just stay. 

 

all those pretty forests will burn in our lifetimes. 

On 7/14/2023 at 8:28 AM, South Austin said:

I don’t know which of those categories this falls under, but I think a lot of folks might not be deniers at this point, but have a short-sided selfish view of the world and think that because nothing catastrophic will happen in their lifetimes, why bother.

 

#5835
48 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Those modern day R’s need to read the bible !

 

This is how ICE treats immigrants at their check-in center in Miramar, Florida. No shade, no bathrooms for people who wait hours under an unprecedented heatwave. They are still not allowing volunteers to pass out water to people in line. Beyond wrong. Photo taken today. https://t.co/ZHS9dRjOy6

 

fucking animals setting these extreme policies 

the real human traffickers

#5836
3 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Granted, Trump has taken wildly inconsistent positions on any number of subjects and probably couldn’t identify Ukraine on a map. But that brings us to DeSantis’s fourth problem, the one he can’t seem to control: his personality. He is not naturally funny, entertaining, or charming. Just as he doesn’t understand the pro-wrestling-style kayfabe involved in Trump’s ostensible hatred of media outlets, he doesn’t understand that Trump’s regular flirtations with bigotry are softened with a knowing wink.

 

 

He’s Farva

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#5837
On 7/17/2023 at 10:06 AM, Bozo_Casanova said:

Yep - I-35 runs along what was "East Avenue". In the 1928 the City of Austin Comprehensive Plan created a "negro district" on the East side of East avenue, making it effectively the only area of the city where public services or schools were available to black families. It also created zoning protection for certain areas of the city prohibiting various activities, while not protecting the East side. 
The Red line below is East avenue.  The purple areas are non-white residential areas. The one on the far west of town is Clarksville, a freedman's colony which would hold out for a long time. 
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So, in 1935 the Federal Government creates the Home Ownership Loan Corporation. By policy, they do not guarantee loans in "hazardous areas", and depict those areas on maps with red lines. These guidelines were then adopted by other financial services companies - insurance, business lending, etc. 
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Do you agree that denying financing support to these areas likely suppressed the value of private property in them?

That kind of institutional racism problem is far too blatant for CRT.  Where CRT finds racism is often where you don't expect it and there's no historical reference to racism.  And that leads to CRTs most controversial tenet:  any system or institution founded or erected by white people is biased against people of other races, inherently.

Of course, no one is teaching that outside of universities and books hardly anyone reads.

Besides, fuck all that economic shit.  It was the "Negro district" for God's sake.  It was the only place they could legally live until the 50s or 60s, and practically for a good bit after.

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#5838

Following up on Florida's CFO going after "woke" insurance companies.  He's threatening to investigate them.

Thank you @BeckyQuick @JoeSquawk @andrewrsorkin for the discussion. Thought ESG was supposed to be about helping people, but @WeAreFarmers’s woke department couldn’t seem to help 100 K Floridians from getting dropped. Meanwhile, @StateFarm reaffirmed their commitment to Florida. https://t.co/auGPwWN1eo

 

#5840
7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

FL’s leadership is beyond dumb 

Very much this. I actually just moved from Florida to a state that’s leadership is probably dumber than Florida (if that is possible). Except Oklahoma has zero chance of electing anyone worth a shit.

I still hold out hope for Florida. Just because it wasn’t that long ago they had a Senator that was a Democrat and statewide races were actually pretty close. Plus some of the Republicans didn’t seem to be complete shit. Now it seems like they have all lost their way.

#5841
15 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

And hat leads to CRTs most controversial tenet:  any system or institution founded or erected by white people is biased against people of other races, inherently.

I mean, there is a pattern.

#5843
Following up on Florida's CFO going after "woke" insurance companies.  He's threatening to investigate them.
 

He’s a moron. We might need a Jimmy Patronis thread of stupidity.

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#5844
On 7/18/2023 at 4:37 PM, HenryJames said:

He just really wants pudding.

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

#5845
28 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

You don't get the physique of a meatball without eating both meat and pudding. 

#5846
7 minutes ago, Pods said:

You don't get the physique of a meatball without eating both meat and pudding. 

I prefer "free range turkey", but point taken.

#5847
8 minutes ago, Pods said:

You don't get the physique of a meatball without eating both meat and pudding. 

You! Yes, you, behind the bike sheds. Stand still, laddie!

#5848
16 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

That kind of institutional racism problem is far too blatant for CRT.  Where CRT finds racism is often where you don't expect it and there's no historical reference to racism.  And that leads to CRTs most controversial tenet:  any system or institution founded or erected by white people is biased against people of other races, inherently.

Of course, no one is teaching that outside of universities and books hardly anyone reads.

Besides, fuck all that economic shit.  It was the "Negro district" for God's sake.  It was the only place they could legally live until the 50s or 60s, and practically for a good bit after.

If whites could only read that controversial tenet as … any system or institution founded or erected by a society’s dominant group is biased in favor of that group and against other groups, inherently.  It not that we’re whites, it that we are the dominant group.  

#5849

This bro can’t talk policy just once, can he? It’s all about culture wars

DeSantis: We are going to launch an inquiry about bud light and it could lead to a derivative lawsuit filed on behalf of the shareholders of the Florida pension fund

 

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#5850

That’s just Small Government suing businesses for their marketing decisions 

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