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    It has less to do with that and more to do with the breakdown of the nuclear family. It all traces back to fathers staying home and raising their children. Single income families will never escape pov

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    Surlymermaid

    I really try to consider every opinion with an open mind, realizing we all have different values, thought processes, cultures, etc. But some of you make this so fucking difficult. I am a school cou

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#6102

I haven't exactly paid a lot of attention to Florida state politics.  Only in the last few months have I made it a point to see what DeSantis is doing.

Holy smokes, he is a dumbass.  Maybe not dumber than Trump, but it's a horse race for sure.

#6103
15 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I haven't exactly paid a lot of attention to Florida state politics.  Only in the last few months have I made it a point to see what DeSantis is doing.

Holy smokes, he is a dumbass.  Maybe not dumber than Trump, but it's a horse race for sure.

dumb and lost is not a good look. what gets trump by is he is dumb but confident. Rod is dumb and acts cocksure, but is clearly not confident. he either doesn't believe the lies/propaganda he spews, or more than likely he's just fucking out of his element. it's the same if Abbott were to really step out on the national stage. he's safe behind his big govner badge, but to the rest of the country he's a clown and doesn't connect with people well at all. 

#6105

 

Desantis’s current Social Media Director and former Press Secretary, who reveled in sending her online mob after people while she was making bank on the state payroll, now wants people to stop picking on her. ❄️ ❄️ ❄️

 

 

#6106
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:
What word or words would you use to describe Ron DeSantis?

 

Chucklefuck

#6108

Damn I knew Trump would lay waste to meatball but the number of unforced errors is mind boggling.  I just hope there’s enough of Dion left to crawl up on that first debate stage so trump can eviscerate what’s left.    

#6109
3 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Damn I knew Trump would lay waste to meatball but the number of unforced errors is mind boggling.  I just hope there’s enough of Dion left to crawl up on that first debate stage so trump can eviscerate what’s left.    

Trump might not even be there, but the other candidates will easily and gladly peck at his liver like a wake of vultures. 

#6110
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Desantis’s current Social Media Director and former Press Secretary, who reveled in sending her online mob after people while she was making bank on the state payroll, now wants people to stop picking on her. ❄️ ❄️ ❄️

 

 

Yeah fuck her. Complete piece of shit.

#6111
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Desantis’s current Social Media Director and former Press Secretary, who reveled in sending her online mob after people while she was making bank on the state payroll, now wants people to stop picking on her. ❄️ ❄️ ❄️

 

 

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#6113
9 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

So 'Meatball' Ron is 'Matzoball' Ron?  

#6114
5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
What word or words would you use to describe Ron DeSantis?

 

 

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Chucklefuck

 

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Angry Inch

I like what they call him on 'Pod Save America':

'Tiny D'

#6115

I can't get over how much a of a weirdo this guy is. How did he get elected for anything.

#6118
12 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

As someone who gave one back in the day, "came off like a Bar Mitzvah speech" is one of the cruelest insults I've ever heard towards a politician.  

#6119

My favorite part of the NYT article on Trump's numbers in their most recent NYT/Sienna poll.

 

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Yet Mr. Trump’s grip on the Republican Party is so strong, the Times/Siena poll found, that in a head-to-head contest with Mr. DeSantis, Mr. Trump still received 22 percent among voters who believe he has committed serious federal crimes — a greater share than the 17 percent that Mr. DeSantis earned from the entire G.O.P. electorate.

Trump Crushing DeSantis and GOP Rivals, Times/Siena Poll Finds - The New York Times (nytimes.com)

#6120
2 hours ago, Red Five said:

He's a weirdo who seemingly only talks about how much he wants to fuck other people over. He's maybe the worst candidate I've ever seen. 

florida man elected governor by florida man

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#6121
On 11/28/2022 at 1:05 AM, Anastasis said:

Its gonna be funny death spiral shit when DeSantis gets inaugurated and we get to watch the majority of this board flail about again.  I hope that this time around that yall can come up with shit half as entertaining as the Steele Dossier and the pee pee tapes. 

Y'all member this?

#6123

If Biden and Desantis go head to head and uncle joe forgets to campaign in Wisconsin, are y’all gonna blame it on Russia again?

Edited by Anastasis

#6124
54 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

florida man elected governor by florida man

Florida man, Florida man

Doing the things Florida can

What's he like? It's not important

Florida man

#6125
Just now, Anastasis said:

If Biden and Desantis go head to head and uncle joe forgets to campaign in Wisconsin, are y’all gonna blame it on Russia?

No, just the useful idiots manipulated by the Russian into voting for Orangutan Jesus

#6126
13 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Florida man, Florida man

Doing the things Florida can

What's he like? It's not important

Florida man

Florida man, Florida man
Running around with the Ku Klux Klan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Florida man

#6127
20 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

If Biden and Desantis go head to head and uncle joe forgets to campaign in Wisconsin, are y’all gonna blame it on Russia again?

If that's the general election decision, you realize that means one of two things has happened and a third thing resulted.  Trump is imprisoned or Trump is dead.  And the end result either way is my body is found having OD'd on heroin with my dick wedged into a bottle of creme de menthe on a Portuguese freighter. 

#6129
11 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

If that's the general election decision, you realize that means one of two things has happened and a third thing resulted.  Trump is imprisoned or Trump is dead.  And the end result either way is my body is found having OD'd on heroin with my dick wedged into a bottle of creme de menthe on a Portuguese freighter. 

Even if Trump is imprisoned he's still going to with the GOP nomination unless they cook the RNC to steal it from him. 

#6130
51 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Y'all member this?

dude. I have him on ignore and was blissfully unaware, but like a fucking vampire you just invited him right in. be better.

#6131
If that's the general election decision, you realize that means one of two things has happened and a third thing resulted.  Trump is imprisoned or Trump is dead.  And the end result either way is my body is found having OD'd on heroin with my dick wedged into a bottle of creme de menthe on a Portuguese freighter. 

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#6132
5 hours ago, YGIFS said:

If that's the general election decision, you realize that means one of two things has happened and a third thing resulted.  Trump is imprisoned or Trump is dead.  And the end result either way is my body is found having OD'd on heroin with my dick wedged into a bottle of creme de menthe on a Portuguese freighter. 

Would you like to get some action on a wager like "One of the three (trump, biden, desantis) expire prior to inauguration day 2025."?  Cause depending on where you draw the line with the odds, I'd be willing to put something out there. 

#6133
5 hours ago, locodos said:

No, just the useful idiots manipulated by the Russian into voting for Orangutan Jesus

Propping up Trump and encouraging the media to cover him as a serious candidate was literally the DNC strategy through the primaries. But tell me more about Russian influence operations please.  

#6134
18 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Would you like to get some action on a wager like "One of the three (trump, biden, desantis) expire prior to inauguration day 2025."?  Cause depending on where you draw the line with the odds, I'd be willing to put something out there. 

Interesting bet.  According to an actuarial table I found, here are the life expectancies for each candidate:

Trump:  8.77 years

Biden:  7.31 years

DeSantis:  33.05 years

 

So, none would be "expected" to die in the next 18 months.  Will all three make it?  Possibly, but Biden and Trump are pushing it.  If I make the gross assumption that their odds of are dying equal 1.5 years divided by their life expectancy, I'd put the odds of each surviving the next 18 months at 0.794 (Biden), 0.829 (Trump) and 0.955 (DeSantis).  Multiplying them out, the odds of all three surviving the next 18 months could be estimated as 0.63-ish.  Obviously, this doesn't account for any medical or behavioral issues each might have.

Good bet on your part?  At even odds, I guess so.  (I'm winging it.)

Edited by jimmyjazz

#6135
3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Interesting bet.  According to an actuarial table I found, here are the life expectancies for each candidate:

Trump:  8.77 years

Biden:  7.31 years

DeSantis:  33.05 years

 

So, none would be "expected" to die in the next 18 months.  Will all three make it?  Possibly, but Biden and Trump are pushing it.  If I make a gross assumption that their odds are dying are 1.5 years divided by their life expectancy, I'd put the odds of each surviving the next 18 months at 0.794 (Biden), 0.829 (Trump) and 0.955 (DeSantis).  Multiplying them out, the odds of all three surviving the next 18 months could be estimated as 0.63-ish.  Obviously, this doesn't account for any medical or behavioral issues each might have.

Good bet on your part?  At even odds, I guess so.  (I'm winging it.)

Trump is a brain damaged fat fuck that eats like shit. Biden has a history of multiple brain aneurysms. DeSantis could get got before a Secret Service detail is provided by any number of lunatics from #bothsides. I don't know the math to set those odds, but feels like it needs to be well north of +200 considering that all of these individuals are getting the best medical care possible if something goes off the rails.  

#6136

I bet I screwed that up.  The odds of reaching the actuarial life expectancy are probably 50%, so I should have used double the life expectancy as the "zero chance" estimate.  Even that is flawed.  I hate statistics.  Good thing I never really need to use it.

Edited by jimmyjazz

#6137
16 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I bet I screwed that up.  The odds of reaching the actuarial life expectancy are probably 50%, so I should have used double the life expectancy as the "zero chance" estimate.  Even that is flawed.  I hate statistics.  Good thing I never really need to use it.

Actuaries are witches. 

#6138
40 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I bet I screwed that up.  The odds of reaching the actuarial life expectancy are probably 50%, so I should have used double the life expectancy as the "zero chance" estimate.  Even that is flawed.  I hate statistics.  Good thing I never really need to use it.

I find it hard to believe that the fat tub of goo would be expected to live to be 86 years old. 

#6139
2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I find it hard to believe that the fat tub of goo would be expected to live to be 86 years old. 

Trump?  Probably not, but that's the life expectancy of a 77 year old American male.

#6140
1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Propping up Trump and encouraging the media to cover him as a serious candidate was literally the DNC strategy through the primaries. But tell me more about Russian influence operations please.  

Ok, lets start off with why you thought Trump was a good candidate/president, please be specific

#6141
DeSantis opens “press conference” after economic speech in NH with this: “You better ask an on-topic question because I'm not answering anything that’s not about the economy.”

 

#6142
1 hour ago, locodos said:

Ok, lets start off with why you thought Trump was a good candidate/president, please be specific

Our system is not designed to optimize the "goodness" of the candidates for a weighing by the electorate. Trump only had to be a better candidate/campaigner relative to his opposition.  Jesus. 2016 is a case study in American dysfunctional politics flying the plane into the mountain. But sure, keep perseverating on Russia. That's the way we get out of this for sure. Honest self-reflection is not really an American political trait.  

#6143
“You better ask an on-topic question, because I'm not answering anything that’s not about the economy.”— Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL) takes questions after outlining his economic policy plan in New Hampshire

Best reply was someone ask him about the economics of chattel slavery 

#6144

Someone should have asked him about the acquiescence of Dr. Henry Manne on the harms of Insider Trading and see if he understands it.   Or maybe ask him instead about his view on the efficient market hypothesis and what he thinks we can take from it and how should we weight other opposing ideas such as behavioral economics? 

Let's go meatball, I am waiting.

 

Alternatively, he has always been a cunt.  He defied the Florida voters when they asked for a policy change and he ignored it.  His cunty behavior towards dates and his stolen valor as he attempts to link himself to actual fighter pilots and the dangers they face while in fact, he was a piss boy for JAG.   

 

Edited by Nivek

#6145
30 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Our system is not designed to optimize the "goodness" of the candidates for a weighing by the electorate. Trump only had to be a better candidate/campaigner relative to his opposition.  Jesus. 2016 is a case study in American dysfunctional politics flying the plane into the mountain. But sure, keep perseverating on Russia. That's the way we get out of this for sure. Honest self-reflection is not really an American political trait.  

So you're OK with Russian interference on behalf of one candidate as long as both candidates sucked?  How Ani of you.

#6146
4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So you're OK with Russian interference on behalf of one candidate as long as both candidates sucked?  How Ani of you.

Keep chasing the squirrel JJ. 

Despite actually reading the internal DNC strategy, I still think that this is the kind of stuff that really moved the needle. 

 

These Are the Ads Russia Bought on Facebook in 2016 - The New York Times

 

#6148
1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:
“You better ask an on-topic question, because I'm not answering anything that’s not about the economy.”— Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL) takes questions after outlining his economic policy plan in New Hampshire

Best reply was someone ask him about the economics of chattel slavery 

Good Will Hunting Scene (Bar Scene) - YouTube

 

#6149
1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:
“You better ask an on-topic question, because I'm not answering anything that’s not about the economy.”— Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL) takes questions after outlining his economic policy plan in New Hampshire

Best reply was someone ask him about the economics of chattel slavery 


ask him Why the Biden economy isn’t running / going in Florida 

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